Nsbash

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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    edited November 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><+bacon_flaps> for christ's sake Nexus, just marry me now
    <+bacon_flaps> >:(
    <Nz-Nexus> how small are you?
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    And...

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->(|Nz-Nexus|) a guy called hem self Bobbrick Shepsson was on work like allways on hes duty. Suddenly all walls exploded<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    2 classics.

    :edit: gotta put me in there!
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><+spacer|flash> esuna: caboose said anime was for kiddy fiddlers! KICK HIM QUICK BEFORE HE SPREADS MORE RADIANT BLASPHEME!!
    <+Olmy> lol
    * +Caboose has left #nsmapping
    <@esuna> lol

    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    edited November 2004
    omg I have dialup so I'm combing the logs


    <MonsE|atwork> poor gus. he put his faith in linux, and again, was let down. Come to the dark side boy... join my side, and together, we will rule the galaxy with Win2003...



    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    [edit]

    <b>OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND</b>
    *** [edited] is now known as MonsE|AtWork
    <Ken> sure they dont
    *** Onos is now known as GorgieOrgy
    <GorgieOrgy> D:
    <Ornos> ROFL
    <ThatAnnoyingKid> ROFL
    *** MonsE (~MonsieurE@rdu57-28-203.nc.rr.com) has joined channel #naturalselection
    <MonsE|AtWork> ahaha! suck this lunixmonster!
    *** Mode change "+o MonsE" for channel #naturalselection by ChanServ
    <ChanServ> [MonsE] <Insane^> "Is it a bird?" "Is it a plane?" "No, it's MonsE in a funny suit throwing screenshots tied to bricks at people!".<Narfwak> "God" was our commander <Narfwak> turns out that God sucks at NS tho, cuz we lost big time
    <Ken> lol
    <Pjofsky> yeah Ornos is smart
    <Ornos> HAHAHA
    <GorgieOrgy> uh oh
    <ThatAnnoyingKid> your kidding
    <GorgieOrgy> hey monse...
    <Ornos> monse
    <Pjofsky> olo
    <MonsE|AtWork> erp
    <ThatAnnoyingKid> ROFL
    <Ornos> um
    <MonsE|AtWork> ****
    <Ornos> er...
    *** MonsE|AtWork has left #naturalselection
    <ThatAnnoyingKid> LMAO
    <Ken> HAHAHAHA
    <MonsE> Hiya
    <Ornos> ROFL
    *** neomesis is now known as neomesis1bbl
    <ThatAnnoyingKid> heya MonsE
    <crizzle> hi
    <Ken> ROFL!
    <GorgieOrgy> omg bozo!
    *** pieceofsoap (pieceofsoa@69-18-16-205.lisco.net) has joined channel #naturalselection
    <Ornos> I just fell off my chair
    <Greedo386> gg
    *** neomesis1bbl is now known asneomesis1bbl
    <ThatAnnoyingKid> heya MonsE
    <crizzle> hi
    <Ken> ROFL!
    <GorgieOrgy> omg bozo!
    *** pieceofsoap (pieceofsoa@69-18-16-205.lisco.net) has joined channel #naturalselection
    <Ornos> I just fell off my chair
    <Greedo386> gg
    *** neomesis1bbl is now known as neomesis`bbl
    <Ken> tat was great timing
    <GorgieOrgy> CAUGHT NIN TEH ACTION
    <ThatAnnoyingKid> that was great
    *** [edited] ([edited]@250.new-york-03rh16rt-ny.dial-access.att.net) has joined channel #naturalselection
    *** Mode change "+v [edited]" for channel #naturalselection by ChanServ
    <MonsE> hmmmm
    <[edited]> hi all, did I miss anything?
    <Ken> wow that was just fantastic
    <Ken> rofl
    <Ornos> rofl



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  • iFireiFire Join Date: 2002-07-31 Member: 1038Members
    LIes, NS BASH is good <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    I really do love NSBash, Ive submitted like 3-4 quotes <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SpaceMoogle5SpaceMoogle5 Join Date: 2003-06-23 Member: 17643Members, NS1 Playtester
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Nov 9 2004, 05:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Nov 9 2004, 05:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Nov 8 2004, 08:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Nov 8 2004, 08:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Which would work better if any of it was funny. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Agreed. I just think its better to have an open, unfunny community site than a closed totalitarian funny one. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    For what possible purpose? You've already got forums and IRC; the whole point of quotes is to distil teh funnay. You might as well just automatically archive everything. There's such a thing as "signal to noise ratio"; crap is still crap, whether you call it free speech or not.
  • BijiyBijiy Fantastic Damage Join Date: 2003-11-28 Member: 23697Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-[FFT]SpaceMoogle5+Nov 10 2004, 03:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([FFT]SpaceMoogle5 @ Nov 10 2004, 03:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> im famous <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <span style='color:purple'>*Bijiy strokes SpaceMoogle5</span>
  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    I have 5 quotes in the top 100, it's OBVIOUSLY funny.
  • The_Real_QuasarThe_Real_Quasar Has the I.Q. of 12,000 P.E. Teachers Join Date: 2002-11-26 Member: 9998Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><bacon_flaps> don't hate on Glamdring, DOOM
    <Temjin5788|AFIRC> Sting pwns your ****
    <DOOManiac|****> glamdring?
    <bacon_flaps> Sting is lame
    <DOOManiac|****> WTH is glamdring?
    <bacon_flaps> Gandalf's sword D:
    <DOOManiac|****> it sounds like some kinda dwarven STD
    <Sonic^> lotr nerds <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    <bacon_flaps> cartoon pron nerd
    <DOOManiac|****> "The age of man has arisen young Aragon. Go now, and leave the elves in peace. You have fornicated with my daughter and have given her Glamdring, so get the hell out of Middle Earth."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    ROFLZOR.
  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-That Annoying Kid+Nov 10 2004, 09:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (That Annoying Kid @ Nov 10 2004, 09:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> omg I have dialup so I'm combing the logs


    [big quote] <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I remember that <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Damn if I typed <i>something</i> I would have been in it <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Great laugh though.
  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    The original bash sucks lol, this is only better because it is NS bash.


    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><Trevelyan> Booya..,!
    <Trevelyan> ultimate quote submitted
    <Trevelyan> no quote can match the stupididy
    <Trevelyan> stupididty
    <Trevelyan> stupidness<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Best one <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-That Annoying Kid+Nov 10 2004, 09:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (That Annoying Kid @ Nov 10 2004, 09:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> stuff <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That was great.

    Thats so great I think it was staged :[
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-coris+Nov 10 2004, 12:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (coris @ Nov 10 2004, 12:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-That Annoying Kid+Nov 10 2004, 09:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (That Annoying Kid @ Nov 10 2004, 09:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> stuff <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That was great.

    Thats so great I think it was staged :[ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Did Monse kick that guy or did he leave because he got caught in the act?
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    no it wasn't staged

    yes it was funny as hell, I was laughing so hard I almost fell of my chair as well

    he left the first time because he got caught in the act, but I'm pretty sure the Monsieur pwned him a couple times aftwards when he realized he was the quote unquote victim of apparent identity theft
  • SpaceMoogle5SpaceMoogle5 Join Date: 2003-06-23 Member: 17643Members, NS1 Playtester
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    Just managed to get a peek at NSbash sorta with google's 'cached' pages (still cant look at nsbash directly for some reason) and I noticed quote #130. What's that all about? Someone quoting someone else I've never heard of impersonating me? Why's that even in there and where did it come from considering my name is registered in #ns? =/
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    I don't think russell ever answered me >_<


    gemmy what are you talking about?
  • RobBRobB TUBES OF THE INTERWEB Join Date: 2003-08-11 Member: 19423Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    hm... someone must have killed the page, right?
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-RobB+Feb 27 2005, 07:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (RobB @ Feb 27 2005, 07:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> hm... someone must have killed the page, right? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Agh! It's gone, that's all you need to know. As dead as this thread was.
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    I don't care that he ressurected the thread, I'm just curious as to how these people find them. Do they really go that far back in to the archives? Is there a search for "ye olde posts" or is it simply luck from a random search?
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    Yes, NSBash is now dead.

    I found out the same way you guys did: Went to the site to find it no longer worked.

    From what I found out by digging a little, appearently voogru moved boxes, yet didn't bring NSBash or its database with him, and so it is no longer. Haven't been able to get in touch with him myself to confirm this though, that's just what I was told on IRC.

    Honestly though, I haven't really put forth any effort whatsoever to re-open the site because while the site was popular enough to get over 1000 quote submissions, only about 8 of them were actually funny.


    If someone out there really really wants NSBash revived though, I'd be willing to give them the codebase and database structure and they can do whatever they want with it.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    edited February 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Feb 27 2005, 09:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Feb 27 2005, 09:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yes, NSBash is now dead.

    I found out the same way you guys did: Went to the site to find it no longer worked.

    From what I found out by digging a little, appearently voogru moved boxes, yet didn't bring NSBash or its database with him, and so it is no longer. Haven't been able to get in touch with him myself to confirm this though, that's just what I was told on IRC.

    Honestly though, I haven't really put forth any effort whatsoever to re-open the site because while the site was popular enough to get over 1000 quote submissions, only about 8 of them were actually funny.


    If someone out there really really wants NSBash revived though, I'd be willing to give them the codebase and database structure and they can do whatever they want with it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I do... A few good IRC things happend that deserved to be NS bashed while it was down. My sadness was uncomprehensible <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    If it goes back up I will be sure to be active and keep the awesomeness alive.

    [edit] to clarify, I don't want the codebase, I or the database structure, I have niether the server or the webspace to handle it, I just want to express my hope that someone picks up the torch.
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    DOOMeh, I'm always interested <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    i can gladly host anything to do with it <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> so if somebody else wants to set it up ill host...
  • BryBry Join Date: 2003-01-23 Member: 12609Members
    Hi guys

    sorry to see voogrus bash script gone down <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    Ive been running my own small bash site for my community for a while now:
    <a href='http://www.brywright.co.uk/ns/bash/' target='_blank'>http://www.brywright.co.uk/ns/bash/</a>

    People are more than welcoem to use this if they wish
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    Awesome bry. Now just to fill it with some more recognizable names a bit...

    Oh, and do you review the quotes yourself, or how does that work?
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    Eh. The funniest NS quote is MonsE's one that's on proper bash.
  • BryBry Join Date: 2003-01-23 Member: 12609Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Feb 28 2005, 01:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Feb 28 2005, 01:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Awesome bry. Now just to fill it with some more recognizable names a bit...

    Oh, and do you review the quotes yourself, or how does that work? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yea at the bottom it says x quotes pending. In roder to prevent abuse i manaully vet each quote.

    and heeh the names are cognisable if you play on my servers <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> But as i said feel free to turn it into a ns.org system
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Bry+Feb 28 2005, 11:06 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Bry @ Feb 28 2005, 11:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ive been running my own small bash site for my community for a while now:
    <a href='http://www.brywright.co.uk/ns/bash/' target='_blank'>http://www.brywright.co.uk/ns/bash/</a>

    People are more than welcoem to use this if they wish <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    :(
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Comprox+Feb 28 2005, 01:11 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Comprox @ Feb 28 2005, 01:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> DOOMeh, I'm always interested :D <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Allright, I'll catch you on IRC sometime and give you the PHP scripts and the table structure. You're on your own from there though. :P
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