Hahahaha

BelgarionBelgarion Join Date: 2002-07-19 Member: 973Members
<div class="IPBDescription">who is this guy?</div> Histarical laughter ensues at the sight of thread title.
<a href='http://www.mapcore.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1338' target='_blank'>link</a>

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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    I heard if you put a bit of black cloth over the CPU and reboot, it thinks it's twice as fast as it really is, because it can't see the sticker saying what version it is.
  • MavericMaveric Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1101Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-eediot+Nov 2 2004, 02:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Nov 2 2004, 02:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I heard if you put a bit of black cloth over the CPU and reboot, it thinks it's twice as fast as it really is, because it can't see the sticker saying what version it is. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    nassal cavity = imploded due to extreme pressures built up by holding back INSANE amounts of laughter. You've given me one HELL of a nose bleed.
  • marcemarce Join Date: 2004-08-24 Member: 30869Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Maveric+Nov 2 2004, 07:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Maveric @ Nov 2 2004, 07:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-eediot+Nov 2 2004, 02:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Nov 2 2004, 02:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I heard if you put a bit of black cloth over the CPU and reboot, it thinks it's twice as fast as it really is, because it can't see the sticker saying what version it is. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    nassal cavity = imploded due to extreme pressures built up by holding back INSANE amounts of laughter. You've given me one HELL of a nose bleed. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Quick! Grab a lawyer! SUE! SUE!
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Maveric+Nov 2 2004, 07:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Maveric @ Nov 2 2004, 07:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You've given me one HELL of a nose bleed. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thank you sir! That was exactly what I was going for!
  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    Did I click the wrong link or something? It's a guy saying he played the leaked version?
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    No, I think its more the whole "can I trick my vid card into running DX9?" thing...
  • BijiyBijiy Fantastic Damage Join Date: 2003-11-28 Member: 23697Members
    Better <a href='http://www.mapcore.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1366' target='_blank'>thread</a>.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    "oMGS, HWO cAN I OvARCLOK MY HARD DRiVEZ0R?<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->?"
  • BeowulfGrendelBeowulfGrendel Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13775Members, Constellation
    It is <a href='http://www.3dcenter.de/downloads/3d-analyze.php' target='_blank'>possible</a> - normally it's not quick, nor pretty, but it has worked for some games.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    I don't think the first thread is funny so much as disheartening. When the level of intelligence on someone is right about the point where they can fool a piece of hardware into being better, I pray for the world. Well, more accurately, I build a fallout bunker.
  • Dorian_GrayDorian_Gray Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26581Members, Constellation
    Heh I can't believe they thought this was possible. If it was, I'd just go up to my computer and kindly explain to it that it has quad AMD64's, X800XTPE, 4 250GB hard drives, and the ability to fly to foreign countries and assassinate idiots by beating a clue through their terminally thick skulls. Thankfully for the idiots, its not possible.
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Isn't it possible to add -dx9 to use dx9 options in source though? I did that in the beta (and gained some FPS, but no graphical quality. wth?).
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    That and a program that gives you more ram.
  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    actually to play command and cunquer (1) <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> ) he had to trick the computer to think he installed it on the c drive while he really installed it somewhere else
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