New Job!

CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">I get to anger a lot of people!</div> Well, today,I got a new job. Basically, I am a door to door salesman <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

I go around door to door trying to get people to sign up for the newspaper. I went around today for training and did a few by myself and did pretty well. This is the best paying job I've ever had, so yea, I'll be able to afford a pwnzor computer in a few weeks.

If you're in the Denver area and see me (look @ profile) buy a paper from me <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    edited October 2004
    You are scum. Advertisers will be shot on sight.
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  • NuketheplaceNuketheplace Join Date: 2002-09-02 Member: 1266Members
    You should come to Seattle so I can puch you in the face when you try to sell me a newspaper.

    Btw do you get paied on commission?
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  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    poor caboose, now the whole world will hate him
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  • RuByRuBy Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10732Members
    Stop in Colorado Springs so I can kick you.
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  • antifreezeantifreeze The guy with the goods&#33; Join Date: 2003-05-12 Member: 16232Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Oct 30 2004, 04:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Oct 30 2004, 04:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well, today,I got a new job. Basically, I am a door to door salesman <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I go around door to door trying to get people to sign up for the newspaper. I went around today for training and did a few by myself and did pretty well. This is the best paying job I've ever had, so yea, I'll be able to afford a pwnzor computer in a few weeks.

    If you're in the Denver area and see me (look @ profile) buy a paper from me <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I thought that you were better than this. Door to Door salesmen are evil. Almost as evil as door to door jahovas witnesses. Fortunatly they don't come round anymore after my dad told them we are drewid and d0nce arund campfires naked on a night.
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  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-antifreeze+Oct 30 2004, 09:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (antifreeze @ Oct 30 2004, 09:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I thought that you were better than this. Door to Door salesmen are evil. Almost as evil as door to door jahovas witnesses. Fortunatly they don't come round anymore after my dad told them we are drewid and d0nce arund campfires naked on a night. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Heh.

    One of these days I'm gonna go up to the door in full on Goth gear (including lots of pentagrams) and see what they say.

    Just because it would be really funny.
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  • ToneeTonee Wub wuB UK Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21926Members, Constellation
    think I am the first to say this....

    Congrats on getting a job
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  • kavasakavasa Join Date: 2003-01-05 Member: 11889Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->One of these days I'm gonna go up to the door in full on Goth gear (including lots of pentagrams) and see what they say.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    They'll so "oh look, the millionth billionth kid trying to scare us with black fingernail polish." And then try to convert you.
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  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    I once pushed takeaway leaflets through the letter boxes of hundred and hundreds of doors where I live. Got paid £25 a bag, terrible money and demeaning. I didn't do the best of jobs though, saved my self a whole load of effort by leaving large piles of leaflets at two churches (for the congregation) and a bus depot (checking buses for open windows and chuckin in stacks of leaflets for the passengers).

    Oh and I put them under the wipers of every car in a multi-story carpark as it was on my route and it was getting cold.

    You can all hate me too <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Oct 30 2004, 01:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Oct 30 2004, 01:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I once pushed takeaway leaflets through the letter boxes of hundred and hundreds of doors where I live. Got paid £25 a bag, terrible money and demeaning. I didn't do the best of jobs though, saved my self a whole load of effort by leaving large piles of leaflets at two churches (for the congregation) and a bus depot (checking buses for open windows and chuckin in stacks of leaflets for the passengers).

    Oh and I put them under the wipers of every car in a multi-story carpark as it was on my route and it was getting cold.

    You can all hate me too <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That job really sucks. Did that once too. It really just sucks.
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  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    Least it isn't a telemarketing position.
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  • SkinnYSkinnY Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7500Members
    jahovas witnesses.... god i hate them, i once opened the door in my morning robe and boxers, like hell they didn't care they started to talk and kept going... slamed the door... never saw them again... coming here and making me get up and stuff... pffft



    gratz on the job, be ready to dodge alot of hits <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • RueRue Join Date: 2002-10-21 Member: 1564Members
    I worked in a call center where we called random people and asked them to do a survey, it wasn't a sales call but after it I'm sure they were spammed by the companies we worked for <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Hell I even had to ask women what sanitary brands they used <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Seph Kimara+Oct 30 2004, 02:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ Oct 30 2004, 02:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Least it isn't a telemarketing position. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hey! I work at a telemarking company! <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-coris+Oct 30 2004, 08:35 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (coris @ Oct 30 2004, 08:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Seph Kimara+Oct 30 2004, 02:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ Oct 30 2004, 02:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Least it isn't a telemarketing position. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hey! I work at a telemarking company! <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That was my other choice. Jobs are scarse... Well, I'm leaving in a few to go sell papers...

    Note: This is the only job I could get, I've applied at like 20 different places over the past few months and this is the first place that hired me.
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  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    edited October 2004
    Good luck with not getting shot/incinerated :D
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  • 0blique0blique Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16477Members
    Well, congrats on the job. Hopefully, you'll get another one soon (j/k)

    As for the Jehovah's Witnesses, well, they make me scared to open the door for strangers now (they told me they'd be back, you see).
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    I made me $60 today! If this goes on, 6 days a week, that's $360, plus the bonus equates to about $450 a week, that's like a lot of money a month, yes! This is only 3 hours a day too <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Oct 30 2004, 09:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Oct 30 2004, 09:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I made me $60 today! If this goes on, 6 days a week, that's $360, plus the bonus equates to about $450 a week, that's like a lot of money a month, yes! This is only 3 hours a day too <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes but in the scheme of life to many people Door-To-Door salesmen are just below the "scum from the fridge"

    (Just kidding, nice work on getting a job)
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