So You're In His/her Apt...

Owen1Owen1 Join Date: 2003-04-13 Member: 15457Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">what next?</div> so anyway... think of this hypothetically. If you had just gone back to a person's apt, what would be your first idea on what you could do there? would you just sex em up then leave, or would you plot on seducing them further by playing the ever divine friend who drinks coffee and talks about "feelings"?
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  • SloppyKissesSloppyKisses omgawd a furreh&#33; Virginia Join Date: 2003-07-05 Member: 17942Members, Constellation
    I would just sex em and and have a nice casual talk so next time I wanted sex Id have my own little sex em up girl whenever i wanted her and without the gf drama
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  • SpoogeSpooge Thunderbolt missile in your cheerios Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 67Members
    This...

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->...would you plot on seducing them further by playing the ever divine friend who drinks coffee and talks about "feelings"?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    does not lead to this...

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->...sex em up...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Unless you're dealing with a psycho leech. Yes, personal experience is applied here.

    Now, if that is your ultimate goal, you'll need to be sending constant signals and strike immediately after receiving the "go". If you do not receive that signal within a short period of time, you better settle in for some coffee cause you're done.

    Realize that if you've been invited back to the apt, it should take very little effort to receive a "go" or "no-go" signal. Getting in the door is typically the hard part.

    Good luck.
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    the first thing I would do is stop posting on the forums and get to business

    then I would marinate and make some breakfast in bed becuase I get down like that
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  • TheDestroyerTheDestroyer Tooobah Join Date: 2003-07-12 Member: 18123Members, Constellation
    This actually happened to me, except that it was a dorm, not an appartment.

    What you should do is just go ahead and sex 'em, because you may not have another chance. Sadly, I tried the go away and seduce them thing, and it turned out she went ahead and started banging another guy. Oh well. Y'all can learn from my mistake.
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
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    Urinate on her property. Congratulations, it is now part of your territory.
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  • SloppyKissesSloppyKisses omgawd a furreh&#33; Virginia Join Date: 2003-07-05 Member: 17942Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Oct 12 2004, 01:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Oct 12 2004, 01:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Urinate on her property. Congratulations, it is now part of your territory. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Right you are, Ken!
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  • TommyVercettiTommyVercetti Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13390Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    This is a forum for Natural-Selection, a Half-Life mod. What are you asking for that kind of advice here for? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> j/p
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    Because its...you know....<i> off topic </i>.
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    i say strike a balance... if she's worth it, emotionally *AND PHYSICALLY*, then you should maybe go for some nice makeout, a little touchy-touchy, MAYBE a little south-of-the-border action.. but don't do the sexorzzz

    now provided you're decent with the above, and you've read the girl correctly (most important part), then you've got a girl on the hook.
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  • ClashenClashen Join Date: 2003-08-22 Member: 20087Members
    raep...?
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  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-That Annoying Kid+Oct 12 2004, 01:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (That Annoying Kid @ Oct 12 2004, 01:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> the first thing I would do is stop posting on the forums and get to business <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes

    And these are gross suggestions
    <!--QuoteBegin-TAK+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TAK)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->then I would marinate and make some breakfast in bed becuase I get down like that<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Urinate on her property. Congratulations, it is now part of your territory. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    [sarcasm]Yes girls love it when you **** ON THEIR GENITALS[/sarcasm] dude, maybe that's just me but that was kinda sick.
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  • NessNess Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10935Members, Reinforced - Onos
    You wake up and check on your torrents.
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  • AlkillerAlkiller Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28847Members
    "Drink coffee". Yes, they invited you in for "coffee", so your going to go and drink "coffee", and that's it. nothing else. Even if it takes the entire night to drink "
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-x5+Oct 12 2004, 02:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (x5 @ Oct 12 2004, 02:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Urinate on her property. Congratulations, it is now part of your territory. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    [sarcasm]Yes girls love it when you **** ON THEIR GENITALS[/sarcasm] <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Uh, that's not what I was suggesting. By "property", I meant stuff like chairs, tables, etc.

    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Who's sick <i>now</i>?
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  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Oct 12 2004, 02:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Oct 12 2004, 02:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Who's sick <i>now</i>? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well after the pee on the toilets thread and then switching to this thread is why I assumed it like that I guess. Regardless it still gross.

    ~edit~

    Also: <!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+ Oct 11 2004, 09:23 PM
    --></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Oct 11 2004, 09:23 PM
    )</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->...innuendo...  <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely reply+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely reply)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->In-your-end-o. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    PS: Why is everyone talking about such disgusting stuff in the Off Topic forums right now anyways?
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  • torquetorque Join Date: 2003-08-20 Member: 20035Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Depends on the kind of person. I mean, if this is someone you WANT to be sexing up, and you got the signal (and let's hope you know how to read them... I've seen way too many guys *think* they were getting a signal when they weren't), I'd say go for it. Kind of depends... unless we were all over each other on the way up, I'd probably wait till we got comfortable together on the couch or something before moving in.

    As far as "coffee"... there's a line in Japan that is literally "Won't you drink morning coffee with me?" that's basically an invitation into bed, so... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • jumpingjodajumpingjoda Join Date: 2003-12-14 Member: 24367Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Athena+Oct 12 2004, 08:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Athena @ Oct 12 2004, 08:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Depends on the kind of person. I mean, if this is someone you WANT to be sexing up, and you got the signal (and let's hope you know how to read them... I've seen way too many guys *think* they were getting a signal when they weren't), I'd say go for it. Kind of depends... unless we were all over each other on the way up, I'd probably wait till we got comfortable together on the couch or something before moving in.

    As far as "coffee"... there's a line in Japan that is literally "Won't you drink morning coffee with me?" that's basically an invitation into bed, so... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Listen to the gurl! Info from the source.
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  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-athena+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (athena)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->As far as "coffee"... there's a line in Japan that is literally "Won't you drink morning coffee with me?" that's basically an invitation into bed, so... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>私が付いている飲み物の朝のコーヒー</span>? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    ~edit~

    Doh! It translated all befuddled like, oh well I tried. Here how about Miroku's favorite line:

    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>私の子供がいるか。</span>?
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-x5+Oct 12 2004, 02:51 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (x5 @ Oct 12 2004, 02:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> [<span style='color:red'>EVIDENCE!</span>]

    PS: Why is everyone talking about such disgusting stuff in the Off Topic forums right now anyways? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You got me. It's a fair cop. (:

    I'm just in a gross kind of mood today.
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  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    edited October 2004
    ~edit~ nevermind

    <s>Can't remember. I have the mp3 but not the ID3 information tag.</s>

    I'm in a mood for getting it on but this pee-pee poo-poo toddler talk is going to kill it.
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    x5 i think the question is, why does such conversation bother you? you gotta get in touch with your natural self <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
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    ;)
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-x5+Oct 12 2004, 03:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (x5 @ Oct 12 2004, 03:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm in a mood for getting it on but this pee-pee poo-poo toddler talk is going to kill it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Okay, darling. No more talk.
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Oct 12 2004, 04:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Oct 12 2004, 04:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    ;) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ...

    /me is officially scared by doomeh..
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  • marcemarce Join Date: 2004-08-24 Member: 30869Members
    snidely is the In-your-end-o joke from Scrubs or did you pick that up somewhere else?
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Oct 12 2004, 07:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Oct 12 2004, 07:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Oct 12 2004, 04:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Oct 12 2004, 04:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ...

    /me is officially scared by doomeh.. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    If that scares you, there are many more community members to be scared of than Doom.
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-marce+Oct 12 2004, 06:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (marce @ Oct 12 2004, 06:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> snidely is the In-your-end-o joke from Scrubs or did you pick that up somewhere else? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Dunno. I nicked it from my little sister. She may have nicked it from Scrubs; I never got to watch much of that show, sadly.
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
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    <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ahhh, I see DOOM is in the same club as me <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • KaMiKaZe1KaMiKaZe1 Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9196Members
    Hammer for the killing blow, preferably from behind so she doesn't have time to scream. Have your way with her corpse, then cut it up into small pieces (about half-foot by half-foot cubes is good). Feed these cubes to animals, or dry/smoke them for a great snack later on.

    And that's a good thing!
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Feed it to pigs, but you gotta get the hair and the teeth out first.

    Aaanyway.. the decision should be made on a case by case basis. If you can't read them, go play "the sims" some more <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> It won't get you the girls, but it'll get you away from the girls, and the girls will be thankful! Friends never goes anywhere. Have you noticed how girls emphasise "NEVER sleep with your friend" a lot? Yeah, that's not just talk.

    And go make another thread about it, on SA forums.. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> I keep my personal life to myself, but now that the internet is here, maybe I should tell you all about my raging case of intellectual herpes.,
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