Happy Birthday Crisqo!

TorgoTorgo Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11626Members
Happy 18th Birthday, you well aged container of baking fat!



Over the past couple years, you've been a shining example of all that is wonderful in the NS community! Don't let the low post count fool you, folks! (In comparison to all of the other forum addicts, that is.)

I remember that time when you said

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Ah, a shining piece of common sense in this world of morons.


Then again, we may not want to get too much common sense in the way of our biased opinions, especially that one time some moderator edited your post and said

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Scandalous!


And how can one scoff at someone with these kind of rebuttal skills?

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So, on this, your 18th birthday, buy some cigarettes, porn, and go to as many strip clubs as you want...you've earned it, buddy...simply by living! How cool is that?

Comments

  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    do all the above, that means the purchasing of porn, tobacco, tobacco excesorys, make sure you register for selective services, and also register to vote!

    oh, happy birthday and such <!--emo&::fade::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/fade.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='fade.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    Happy B day to you as well!

    c,p and o milk <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CrisqoCrisqo Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11625Members
    Haha... I don't know any of you people.
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