Quote Thread
<div class="IPBDescription">Never grows old.</div> Post here your funniest quotes that you know of. It can be from a movie, a book, a president (hint hint), or even from yourself. Just don't forget to quote the source!
Here are mine. Since I think family guy has got to be the funniest show on the planet, here are a few funny quotes from them:
"Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.
Bob: Outrageous, How dare he say such blasphemy. I've got to do something.
Man #1: Bob, there's nothing you can do.
Bob: Well, I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humor. "
"Peter: What the hell did you do?
Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk. "
"Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World. "
"Lois: I care about the size of your **** as much as you care about the size of my breasts.
Peter: Oh my God! (runs off crying) "
Here are mine. Since I think family guy has got to be the funniest show on the planet, here are a few funny quotes from them:
"Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.
Bob: Outrageous, How dare he say such blasphemy. I've got to do something.
Man #1: Bob, there's nothing you can do.
Bob: Well, I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humor. "
"Peter: What the hell did you do?
Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk. "
"Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World. "
"Lois: I care about the size of your **** as much as you care about the size of my breasts.
Peter: Oh my God! (runs off crying) "
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btw it's "quotations."
I can't say I'm that familiar with Terry Pratchett's work, but I know it when I see it.
I can't say I'm that familiar with Terry Pratchett's work, but I know it when I see it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You'd make a lovely Granny Weatherwax.
<!--QuoteBegin-my clipboard+ my controls--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (my clipboard @ my controls)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Do not meddle in the affairs of onos, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
One out of every two marines gets a hmg! When the marine with the hmg gets killed, the one behind him picks up the hmg, and shoots!
Saying you found a Satanic Message in Doom 3 is like saying you found a Religious Message in the Bible.
Some people just need to be slapped with raw bacon until they're crying. -- Talesin
Player1: Who built sens first?
Player2: Flayra
Player1: OMG Flayra, why'd u build sensory?
Flayra: cuz it's my game.
*Uses his clicky-clicky claws and teeth to chew up the dead horse some more*
...
*Gags as the horse is partially on fire...*
"Hey Commander... Theres a bunch of thoes Rhinos things coming at out base, can you pass out guns or something"
You're not outnumbered; you're just in a target-rich environment.
"there are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don't"
"Posting in the suggestion forums is like sitting in a bathroom stall where the person next to you is taking a huge, nasty poo. Everyone knows it's there but they try to ignore it to the best of their ability."
Guns don't kill people, trigger_hurt's kill people
"Arguing with the moderators is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is **** him off."
"They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, if you play it forwards it installs Windows"
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war
If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?
Silence eliminates motion tracking if you come up behind them. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut
I'm not sure what four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.
Them ignorants complain that we who control this space station think we're God. We're not God. We just use the "Smite" button profusely.
The difference between a dream and accomplishment is purely desire
this is this cat
this was is cat
this is how cat
this was to cat
this is keep cat
this was an cat
this is idiot cat
this was busy cat
Ok? Now read the 3rd word in every line!
they wanna fingerprint me and gimme some years, they'll only get one finger while im shifting gears!
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
<pihlopase> Jesus Saves
<jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE
<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to ****.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck
the best way to be wrong is to find out it's really not your kid..
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
unfortunately, since the only thing i can do with a musical Instrument is sell it, all i can do is wish you the best of luck.
(Some pilot on planetside)
If I say "eject!" and you say "what?" you'll be talking to yourself
I R GUNNA GO TO TEH SKOLL NAD LERN!
Focus on the goal, not the task
MonsE is like GOD, he was here in the beginning talking to the masses and now he's silent working in mysterious ways
<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> ****.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> ****.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> ****.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> ****.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard
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<pihlopase> Jesus Saves
<jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE
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I love that quote, it's my MSN name at the moment. I almost died laughing when i first read it (the fact i had to do a double take on it the first time to fully get it made it even funnier).
Pure genius.
"Davis your avatar is a man shaking hands with an onos right?
Because for the longest time I thought it was an onos pleasing himself..."
-CWAG
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<[exi]-TheAdj`> I just put together my new leather massage chair
<[exi]-TheAdj`> and I put it together backwards
<Davis-TSA> lol! the adj
<Davis-TSA> how does one put a chair together backwards?
<[exi]-TheAdj`> wow I feel stupid
<Davis-TSA> XD
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"Don't call me slow! I'm not slow, I'm stupid! There is a difference. If I were slow -I'd get it eventually."
-BECKERDABOMB-TSA
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Older NSPlayer over Voice chat
"Wow this mod is really cool. So much bettter than that CS my son plays. And I think Im doing pretty well too for my first day of playing."
(NSPlayer kills 2 skulks)
Ha! I gotch ya!
(Suddenly a new much larger alien appears)
"Ha got those 2!... OH NO! whats that!!"
Me: "Heh Funny you should say that."
There are so many genius quotes in DeusEx, i can't remember them all.
Bart: I didn't do it. Aycurumba (Can't Spell lol). Eat My Shorts.
Maggie: *Dummy suck sound*
Flanders: Okayley Dokaley
Homer: Mmmmm.... Dougnuts.
Apu: Thankyou, come again!
"game over man! game over!"
"Porkchop Sandwiches!!!"
Guess the 3 and you get the awesome prize of... nothing!!! ^^
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
He placed a thumb over the cork and shook the bottle vigorously. There was a crash as the Chair of Indefinate Studies and the Senior Wrangler tried to get under the same table.
"And these fellows seem to have taken against it for some reason," he said, approaching the beaker.
"I prefer a sauce that doesn't mean you mustn't make any jolting movements for half an hour after using it," muttered the Dean.
"And that can't be used for breaking up small rocks," said the Senior Wrangler.
"Or getting rid of tree roots," said the Chair of Indefinite Studies.
"And which isn't actually outlawed in three cities," said the Lecturer in Recent runes.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
someone else finish it if they recognize it.
"...that's why I left him.
And now you can leave."
gahahaha i had to rewind like 8 times to watch this again and again
geminosity, #2 is from aliens, #3 is from the GI-Joe things from ebaums
And I think the wow-wow sauce is from small gods, though I am not positive.
So far, so good.
We all know who said them <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
We all know who said them <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Mrs Doubtfire.
Pure genius. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
No work of man will top that.
For simplicity, funny quotes start lower down, the upper ones are more actual advice/reasoning/intelligence.
<!--QuoteBegin-Georg Friedrich Wilhelm Hegel +--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Georg Friedrich Wilhelm Hegel )</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->We learn from history that we do not learn from history. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Matthew Prior+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Matthew Prior)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->They always talk who never think. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Matthew Prior+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Matthew Prior)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Be to her virtues very kind. Be to her faults a little blind. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Makes me wonder why I've never heard of this guy...
Matthew Prior (1664-1721), English poet and diplomat
<!--QuoteBegin-Sydney Smith+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sydney Smith)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
...and still no one raises their hand in class? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-George Washington+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (George Washington)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Socrates+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Socrates)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Regard your good name as the richest jewel you can possibly be possessed of - for credit is like fire; when once you have kindled it you may easily preserve it, but if you once extinguish it, you will find it an arduous task to rekindle it again. The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Ivan Pavlov+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ivan Pavlov)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will never enable the bird to fly if unsupported by the air. Facts are the air of science.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Wernher von Braun+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wernher von Braun)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
For lazy people's convienence, funnier quotes start here:
<!--QuoteBegin-Wernher von Braun+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wernher von Braun)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Sam Rayburn+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sam Rayburn)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Son, always tell the truth. Then you'll never have to remember what you said the last time. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Charles M. Schulz+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Charles M. Schulz)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Charles M. Schulz+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Charles M. Schulz)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-George Bush Sr.+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (George Bush Sr.)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Albert Einstein+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Albert Einstein)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Zwei Dinge sind unendlich: Das Universum und die Menschliche Dummheit. Aber beim Universum bin ich mir nicht ganz sicher."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Two things are infinite: the universe and the stupidity of men. But I'm not quite sure about the universe.
<!--QuoteBegin-Henry Kissinger+ Oct. 28th, 1973--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Henry Kissinger @ Oct. 28th, 1973)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Socrates+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Socrates)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That should suffice for now, I'd think. Some of those are cool. I'll need to memorize them.
Now, if we just want comedic type stuff...
<!--QuoteBegin-Eddie Izzard+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Eddie Izzard)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"...They built stonehenge, one of the biggest henges in the world! No one's built a henge like that since...No one knows what the **** a henge is..."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Family Guy+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Family Guy)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Brian Griffin: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter Griffin: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the most non-competitive. So I win.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Futurama - Fry and the Slurm Factory+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Futurama - Fry and the Slurm Factory)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Fry: So what's the secret ingredient?
Tour Leader: It's whatever you imagination wants it to be!
Fry:Oh...but what is it really?
TL: <i>accusatory</i>:That's not for you to know. <i>friendly</i> Now, over here the Grunka-Lunkas are inducing Wompass berries to release their flavor using the art of sensual massage.
Bender: Psst. Those berries, those are the secret ingredient, right?
TL <i>annoyed</i>: No
Bender: Are you positive?
TL: Yes
Bender: I'm just asking 'cause they look kind of secret.
TL <i>really annoyed</i>: Enough! There will be no further questions.
Fry -<i>raises his hand</i>: Why?
...
Fry: When will that be?
TL: Soon enough!
Fry: That's not soon enough.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Futurama+ Anthology of Interest--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Futurama @ Anthology of Interest)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->We're similar to, but legally distinct from, the lolly-pop guild, the lolly-pop guild.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Simpsons+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Simpsons)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Homer: Are you going to send bees after me? Or dogs? Or dogs with bees in their mouths so when they open them they shoot bees at me?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
"I usually do this when we have 2 hives and if we
lose the second hive then get it back again we can
have all of the the level 3 upgrades... but when
we get three hive I am usually having to much fun
gassing the little funny green metal things that
run around.... "
<@NemesisZero> Let's don't bash people with half a brain.
QUOTE (moultano @ Sep 1 2004, 08:31 PM)
Just remember, there are 3 billion women in the world.
Unless you're a real nutjob <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->, you could probably fall
in love with at least .1% of them. You've got 3 million
more opportunities to shine.
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This stuff is from the VR topic a while ago..
"Yeah. Hackers would be annoying. And viruses. And popups.
And can you imagine the spyware? Just walking down the
street after finishing your latest online VR game of CS 7,
and you get a "YOUR MIND IS INFECTED WITH SPYWARE, THINK
YES TO GET RID OF IT!" in your eyes. AVG would have a hell
of a time.'
"This reminds me of a peripheral one finnish game critic once
proposed as a counter to the god syndrome rampant among gamers.
He called it the NNirvi's Amazing Hit Simulator.
The hit simulator is plugged to a wall outlet and then connected
to the forehead of the user. When the user gets hit in a game,
he receives an electrical shock that is in terms of power directly
proportionate to the amount of damage taken. For example, when the
adventure party members are hit by a skeleton in Eye of the Beholder 2,
the player feels a slight tickle, but when the final boss dragon
slams the party the whole city block loses power because of the massive
jolt of voltage the player gets. And don't even get me started on the
agonising pain caused by mind flayers..."
"Small Gods" took place primarily within the Omnian Empire... a long time before the time most stories take place. More than that it was when Lu Tze was introduced. And even more... there were no WIZARDS!
Ridcully likes Wow-wow sauce. Every person mentioned was a wizard...
bah! I say to you bah!
I stick my tongue out at you <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
-Winston Churchill (I think)
"How do you tell a Communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an Anti-communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin."
-- Ronald Reagan
Police officers responded to a domestic dispute, accompanied by marines. They had just gone up to the door when two shotgun birdshot rounds were fired through the door, hitting the officers. One yelled `cover me!' to the marines, who then laid down a heavy base of fire. . . . The police officer had not meant `shoot' when he yelled `cover me' to the marines. [He] meant . . . point your weapons and be prepared to respond if necessary. However, the marines responded instantly in the precise way they had been trained, where `cover me' means provide me with cover using firepower. . . . over two hundred bullets [were] fired into that house."[1]
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." —Norman Schwartzkopf
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." —General George S. Patton
Has this topic died the death of 'I cannot tell the truth because it would contradict my liberalism' which seems to send so many able postings to an early grave?
-MonsieurEvil
QUOTE (White_Devil)
ppl who put down other ppl from other countries are basicly ingnorant...We are all from the human race and the sooner ppl can put away their bias, the sooner they can be dominated by the USA
Newsweek: "Might Hinduism be one of them?"
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<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Yes sir." Disagreed Ponder<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Not <i>exactly</i>, sir," said Ponder, employing the phrase in its traditional sense of 'absolutely wrong'.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
"One of the chief causes of the collapse of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate the successful termination of their C programs."
A place with Joy is a place with love.
-Anonymous
(Tee dai mee rak, tee nan mee tuk.
Tee dai mee suk, tee nan mee rak)
Rhyme in original language.
"If the Creator had said, "Let there be light" in Ankh-Morpork, he'd have gotten no further because of all the people saying "What colour?""
"He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at."
<Jedisar|anime|WHR> Anyway, Anime liking girl likes everything I like.
<Jedisar|anime|WHR> And says I'm "Interesting" and that it's a good thing.
<Jedisar|anime|WHR> So that's a good thing.
<Tiio> ...you IMed that cosplay chick?
<Tiio> from hotornot?
<Jedisar|anime|WHR> No, this was a chic that I talked to on Kazaa.
<Jedisar|anime|WHR> She was leeching off me.