Tards
Timmythemoonpig
Join Date: 2003-11-08 Member: 22407Members
Join Date: 2003-11-08 Member: 22407Members
let me get this straight, theres new players (noobs) and then there are Tards..
Tards are naturally attracted to NS unlike any other game I've ever played, heres how to spot one straight away..
At the start the Tards either herd together or +forward in some random direction, so you think its okay, have to place some mines on ip, jump out of comm chair quickly, but theres one waiting in the dark, bang he's into the comm chair and split second later the TF comes down...
He's actually been playing for 2 years solid, almost every night, but hes never welded someone before, hes never left base with less than 250 ammo in his lmg, and every time hes ever knifed an rt he's died, but he'll always keep doing it and his name is always 'Jimmy' or 'Ben' or 'Abomination' or the most popular 'Deathkiller2000'
You know that hole in double on Origin? that one thing has killed more tards than anything else in the game, they don't know the maps, but they know the vent systems inside out, in every game theres always at least 2 tards in vents you never knew existed and they only understand if you type things in CAPS to them...
Have you ever seen a Tard base before? it's like a city, 2 of everything, sometimes 3 tf's..
The only way to make a tard go to a waypoint is the breadcrumb him there with ammo packs..
These tards arent just for christmas
Tards are naturally attracted to NS unlike any other game I've ever played, heres how to spot one straight away..
At the start the Tards either herd together or +forward in some random direction, so you think its okay, have to place some mines on ip, jump out of comm chair quickly, but theres one waiting in the dark, bang he's into the comm chair and split second later the TF comes down...
He's actually been playing for 2 years solid, almost every night, but hes never welded someone before, hes never left base with less than 250 ammo in his lmg, and every time hes ever knifed an rt he's died, but he'll always keep doing it and his name is always 'Jimmy' or 'Ben' or 'Abomination' or the most popular 'Deathkiller2000'
You know that hole in double on Origin? that one thing has killed more tards than anything else in the game, they don't know the maps, but they know the vent systems inside out, in every game theres always at least 2 tards in vents you never knew existed and they only understand if you type things in CAPS to them...
Have you ever seen a Tard base before? it's like a city, 2 of everything, sometimes 3 tf's..
The only way to make a tard go to a waypoint is the breadcrumb him there with ammo packs..
These tards arent just for christmas
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