I Got An Idiot Pulled Over!

Paranoia2MBParanoia2MB Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7832Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">and I got flashed!</div> Woo, what a night. Good thing I left work early lol.

Original plan was to leave work at 12 and stay the night at my friend Maria's house, but that didn't happen 'cause the beetch didn't pick up her phone. So I went to drive by her house to see what's up. As I'm getting ready to make a left. The light of the other cars turns green. I see this guy start takin off and sparks fly out like no f'ing tommorow. I trail the guy for a good 8+ lights. As i'm following this guy, I have the police on the phone. I was pretty much a cop right there, but w/o all the training and goodies haha.

I tell them the car description, direction and streets we are passing. A bit later as time passed. I'm still following this guy and I just got off the phone with the police. A minute after I got off the phone. I see a police cruiser come up past my right side, get in front of me and light up the guy with the flaming rim haha.

After that, I waved to the cop and he acknowledged me for a thanks then I made a U-Turn and continue my original trip. As I reach the second light, there is a Denny's. This chick runs up to the drive way of the Denny's and flashes me! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Man those where some fine breast. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> I made a U-turn again and chatted with her for a bit rofl.

As I finally drive past my friend Maria's house. I see her lights on and tv on as well. I was semi-**** because I was supposed to stay the night at her place. Oh well. Not my girlfriend so not my problem. The beetch just somewhat lied to me and let me down. I'll get back at her later.

A bit later, I return home. Warm up some hamburger helper, get some Dr.Pepper. Finished eating that, still drinking the Dp and now i'm posting my night here.

Have a good night folks
-P2mb
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    Good for you. You should become a masked vigilante, chasing EVERY criminal around in your car! You cound be called... uuhh... Nite-Paranoia!
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  • SloppyKissesSloppyKisses omgawd a furreh&#33; Virginia Join Date: 2003-07-05 Member: 17942Members, Constellation
    edited October 2004
    all I can say is....
    Lies...! Its all just lies!!11one

    edit: I wish I had a night like that =o
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  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    edited October 2004
    WTH you got flashed? In public?
    You're lucky. You're friggin' lucky. But then again....bleh.

    BTW, you set a fine example for your neighbourhood, keep up teh good work <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    Best bet was the tires on his car were non-existant.

    EDIT : Apparently a lot of people are thinking of getting revenge or something....you want to get back at Maria, DOOmeh wants to get back at the store, I want to get back at a girl that just plays around with my hair all day today....

    This should be NS OT 'Vengeance Day' or something....
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  • Paranoia2MBParanoia2MB Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7832Members
    rofl
    yse RaVe
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    The guy had -50% of tire at all on his front-right rim. haha. That lil dolt.

    I did notice one thing as I left the area of my friend's house though. I saw the buried rim marks still several lights over. I wanted to follow them, but I dont feel like driving on the other side of the road.

    I am trying to find ways to get my foot in the door to be a police officer. Really don't want to be a pc programmer and make games as much anymore. I'm tired of sitting down for an inhumane amount of hours. I already do that. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Coleman:
    I could hehe, after some guy(s) jacked the cover for my hubcaps (a 10 second job the most) on my car last night. It just makes my car look more like a police cruiser. There was no way in hell they could of jacked the rim or tires though. It's way too hard if you dont have the keys and or the right tools to unlock everything haha. I think I got a car full of mexicans scared when I rolled up next to 'em. Good on Lincoln Continental. It may get me shot one day though, lol.
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Paranoia-2MB+Oct 7 2004, 09:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Paranoia-2MB @ Oct 7 2004, 09:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Really don't want to be a pc programmer and make games as much anymore. I'm tired of sitting down for an inhumane amount of hours. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You might want to research being a cop more.. I've heard it isn't as glamourous as the movies/TV make out. A lot of paperwork, I heard.

    Nice vigilante story <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> And divx the flasher next time, m'kay? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Paranoia2MBParanoia2MB Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7832Members
    Being a cop was always my 2nd career choice anyways so eh.

    What's the diff between paperwork and 10000000000000000000000000000000 lines of code? lol

    I'll try to Divx it if I ever get a video camera <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Every 10000000000000000000000000000000 lines of code you get a free coupon for pizza hut <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Paranoia2MBParanoia2MB Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7832Members
    Haha

    If i'm a cop though, I have a gun. And that is all I will need to get a free pizza. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    Pull over a Pizza Hut delivery car, rofl. Free pizza for the station <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Hey, with an attitude like that, you're going to be hired immediately and chucked into internal investigation.. maybe with time you can work your way up from petty theft to complete police corruption <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Paranoia2MBParanoia2MB Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7832Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-eediot+Oct 7 2004, 07:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Oct 7 2004, 07:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hey, with an attitude like that, you're going to be hired immediately and chucked into internal investigation.. maybe with time you can work your way up from petty theft to complete police corruption <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ROFL
    That's all I gotta say is "ROFL."
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    How do we know you didn't threaten the drive through girl with police force, thereby getting her to show you her breasticles
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  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-eediot+Oct 7 2004, 07:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Oct 7 2004, 07:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> m'kay <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh you don't want to get me started on mmmm'kay. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-eediot+Oct 7 2004, 07:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Oct 7 2004, 07:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    You might want to research being a cop more.. I've heard it isn't as glamourous as the movies/TV make out. A lot of paperwork, I heard.

    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    oh it definitly has its moments.

    Although some places depending on where in the country you work can be more exciting then others.

    One place you might be able to get 50 arrests in 90 days and in some places thats the amount you will get in 365 days.

    Some places dont get a whole lot of serious calls as often as others.

    Anyways paperwork, yea... lots

    If you arrest someone for example you have to fill out a
    statement of probable cause which is basically a narrative of the events that happened.

    A statement of charges which details everything the individual is being charged with.

    Some departments might fill out booking information on scene in larger departments,

    FIRs (Field Interview Reports) on people at the scene,

    General information from caller or witnesses

    Accident report forms if there was a car accident, sometiems you have to do several depending on how many cars were involved, these themselves are a ****

    Any citation forms you might have given out,

    Use if force forms if you had to use force. You dont really have to use force a whole lot. 90% of people usualy cooperative

    Any follow up investigaion reports you might get later on.

    If you get a DUI/DWI thats a whole mess more of paperwork.

    I could go on but those are the main ones.

    For an average arrest its usualy about 2 hours of paperwork.
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    I've discovered how to overthrow the government! Organise to have thousands of people be arrested at once, and the police either have to arrest them and thus get 'overbooked' beyond repair, or let them go to continue being riotous! Then when you have thousands of people in the jails, the police will be too busy doing paperwork, and then we can break out of the jails while they're busy, and the police force will be useless because they can't arrest or prosecute people <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> The government has no police, and they're going to hesitate bringing in the army [who aren't very good peacekeepers] and then the government is ours!

    There are no flaws in my plans. NONE.

    I'll start getting arrested right now, I expect you all to spread the word and come get arrested with me! See you soon! *Runs off and throws an ice-cream at a cop car*
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  • Paranoia2MBParanoia2MB Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7832Members
    Then we'll just set up some <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif' /><!--endemo--> set up and mow you guys all down.

    We didn't kill you, the turrets and sieges did!
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    edited October 2004
    It wasn't me that killed him, it was the gun that fired the bullet that entered his body at the same time that his internal organs and respiratory shut down, leading to death.. honest. Blame the lazy organs, not me!
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    SO IT WAS YOU THAT WAS FOLLOWING ME AND CALLED THE COPS ON ME!!!!


    DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Heh.. I forgot we haven't had one of those "OMG IT WAS ME" posts yet..

    ..

    .. Well now we don't have to worry about it anymore, do we?

    *slaps Chrono with a trout* get back to modelling.. go work on ZP
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Nice, I should race you with the car I dont' have one of these days.
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-eediot+Oct 7 2004, 05:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Oct 7 2004, 05:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Heh.. I forgot we haven't had one of those "OMG IT WAS ME" posts yet..

    ..

    .. Well now we don't have to worry about it anymore, do we?

    *slaps Chrono with a trout* get back to modelling.. go work on ZP <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i think im out of the loop of what im supposed to be working on whats ZP? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Jim_has_SkillzJim_has_Skillz Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12475Members, Constellation
    ROFL OMG HAHA CHRONO, for everyone that doesn't know what I am laughing about, check this thread out.

    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=82641' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...showtopic=82641</a>
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Chrono, Zombie Panic mod needs some models done.. go! Fetch! I command you to go complete the needed models <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    And i didn't realise you guys were so easy to amuse..

    "So there was this jerk at the bus station, right -"
    "- IT WAS ME!"
    You guys: "HAHAH LOLOLOL OMG LOL THATS SO FUNNY HAHAHA"

    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-eediot+Oct 7 2004, 06:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Oct 7 2004, 06:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Chrono, Zombie Panic mod needs some models done.. go! Fetch!  I command you to go complete the needed models<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    HEY! i offered my services to zombie panic when they were first asking for beta testers but noooooo now you come to me <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> well guess what i need to format to fix max which im not going to do for a while <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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