Best Ebay Feedback Ever

twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
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<a href='http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws1/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&memberid=mr_bo11ox&items=25&page=1&frompage=-1&iid=-1&de=off' target='_blank'>http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws1/eBayISAPI.d...1&iid=-1&de=off</a>

"RELENTLESSLY EFFECTIVE."

"MEGA! I think it's safe to say this seller does NOT have a £300/day crack habit."

"Seller successfully convinced me to give up crime - FOREVER."

"Item fired from 8" cannon, thro' the front of my house seconds after payment A++"

"Sold his car to me after I won it in an Ebay auction. Fair enough."

"GLOWING RED HOT SPUDS OF LOVE. TREMENDOUS"

"Seller was extradited to Spain on war crimes charges before sale was completed."
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    "Ace bayer. A true 'BAY ICON'. In fact I would even say, a '100% RAGING BAYLORD'."

    I'll have to buy something from him.
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  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    EXCELLT SELLER A+++++++++++ WILL BUY AGAIN
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  • StarchyStarchy Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15727Members, Constellation
    "PIKEY SELLER."


    =D
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    "As they say in italy: BELLA SELLA! & justa wan cornetto, spaghetti, Dolmio etc"

    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    edited October 2004
    <span style='color:red'>*NUKED.* Too far, Commie. -Talesin</span>


    YOU CAN NEVER GO TOO FAR!..
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  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee&#33;~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    GREAT supplier of weapons-grade uranium 234. (and dance/house compilation CD's).
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  • antifreezeantifreeze The guy with the goods&#33; Join Date: 2003-05-12 Member: 16232Members, Constellation
    WTH, LOL?!

    "BUSTY NAKED LESBIAN WARRIOR VAMPIRE SELLER OF DOOM! TERRIFIC! Ebay needs more!"
    FollowUp: "Sorry, my mistake - seller is in fact NOT 'Xena warrior princess'. Apologies."

    "Bidder LUBED UP HIS BID offline then BOSHED IT IN at the CLIMAX of the auction."

    "Remarkably, item took a NEGATIVE AMOUNT OF TIME to arrive."
    FollowUp: "N.B. If you are Stephen Hawking, I invite you to disprove the above statement."

    "GREAT supplier of weapons-grade uranium 234"

    "seller confirmed no children or animals were maimed during transaction : A+++"
    FollowUp: "Seller later admitted 2 goats HAD been slightly injured, but had recovered OK"
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  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    ... O.o
    Are these comments genuine?!? O_o
    I'm beggining to wonder just how reliable the feedback system is o.-
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Beast+Oct 3 2004, 08:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Beast @ Oct 3 2004, 08:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ... O.o
    Are these comments genuine?!? O_o
    I'm beggining to wonder just how reliable the feedback system is o.- <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Mine was genuine from my brain
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Item parachuted into my yard by Russian fighter jet moments after payment - ACE!
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Its like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Beast+Oct 3 2004, 07:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Beast @ Oct 3 2004, 07:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm beggining to wonder just how reliable the feedback system is o.- <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I wouldn't trust a seller's 'approval %' right off the bat - read some reviews. Some people will falsely boost their approval rating with fake or repeated comments. =/
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    edited October 2004
    "Remarkably, item took a NEGATIVE AMOUNT OF TIME to arrive."
    Follow-up: "N.B. If you are Stephen Hawking, I invite you to disprove the above statement."

    edit: Damn, you already posted that one.
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  • illuminexilluminex Join Date: 2004-03-13 Member: 27317Members, Constellation
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: Wisely, bidders contact details are false, so I'm unable to napalm-gas his home.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I wish to meet this man, so we can write a book together.
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  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Sounds like a nice new definition of the words "Too much time." to me...
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  • brute_forcebrute_force Join Date: 2003-10-04 Member: 21433Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nemesis Zero+Oct 3 2004, 08:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Oct 3 2004, 08:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Sounds like a nice new definition of the words "Too much time." to me... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You want a new definition of "too much time"? *points to Nem0's postcount*

    Just kidding, don't ban me!
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  • EEKEEK Join Date: 2004-02-25 Member: 26898Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->GREAT supplier of weapons-grade uranium 234.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Seriously, you're using the internet and a two second google could make you look like so much less of an idiot... WHAT DO YOU DO?
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  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-brute_force+Oct 3 2004, 07:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (brute_force @ Oct 3 2004, 07:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You want a new definition of "too much time"? *points to Nem0's postcount* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's the old definition <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    where did you find this guy? =p
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  • im_lostim_lost TWG Rule Guru Join Date: 2003-04-26 Member: 15861Members
    NICE ONE - Here's your 'free feedback' mate!!!!! HA HA HA! GET A JOB!
    Reply by big.mez: ITEM WAS FREE OF CHARGE. WHY LEAVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK?
    Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: FOR A LAUGH. THAT'S LIFE KID. GET OVER IT.
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  • ForlornForlorn Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2634Banned
    I like his "about me" profile, lmao

    <a href='http://members.ebay.co.uk/ws2/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewUserPage&userid=mr_bo11ox' target='_blank'>http://members.ebay.co.uk/ws2/eBayISAPI.dl...serid=mr_bo11ox</a>
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  • mirrodinmirrodin Join Date: 2004-06-29 Member: 29621Members
    MENTAL, seller sent goods before i had even been born. TOP BOLLOCK. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    much better than your average Welshman
    AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! CALL SECURITY!!!

    Absolute f**kwit. used buy it now then told me it wasnt what he was looking for!
    Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: Has since apologised profusely and paid the listing fees. maybe not so bad! Soz!

    <a href='http://www.dansdata.com/psycho.htm' target='_blank'>Psychopath</a> anyone?
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+Oct 3 2004, 07:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Oct 3 2004, 07:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Ace bayer. A true 'BAY ICON'. In fact I would even say, a '100% RAGING BAYLORD'."

    I'll have to buy something from him. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    For some reason the phrase "raging baylord" made me spit my pizza out.
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  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    Hahaha, these are hiliarious.
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->seller confirmed no children or animals were maimed during transaction : A+++
    Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: Seller later admitted 2 goats HAD been slightly injured, but had recovered OK.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    r00fles. :D
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