Presidential Debate Tonight

DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
For all those interested, tonight is the first of three presidential debates.


Watch the idiot argue with the moron!
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    Isn't it the other way around?
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    <a href='http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2406' target='_blank'>Get your drinks ready!</a>
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited September 2004
    I'm only gonna watch for the off chance that Nader will burst in, rush up to a podium, body check Kerry or Bush off, and answer their question while fighting off security.

    [edit] and that SA drinking game is the funniest thing SA has done in ages.
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-SA+ the article--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SA @ the article)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->As an alternative to playing our drinking game, feel free to just watch the debates after already making yourself drunk. At least that way when you feel like you're going to throw up you can pretend it's because of the alcohol.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    GOOOLD!

    I think I will pass on watching the debates, I already know who I'm voting for and I don't have a working TV [my dad cut the cord on our bigscreen so I couldn't use it, and he still pays for direct TV <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> ]
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-That Annoying Kid+Sep 30 2004, 05:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (That Annoying Kid @ Sep 30 2004, 05:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> GOOOLD!

    I think I will pass on watching the debates, I already know who I'm voting for and I don't have a working TV [my dad cut the cord on our bigscreen so I couldn't use it, and he still pays for direct TV <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> ] <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So fix said cord, it is extremely not hard. 5 dollars worth of parts at the Home Dizzle will solve all your problems.
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    I think the most drinks will go to:

    …John Kerry suffers from stigmata.
    …John Kerry gives birth to a black baby on stage.
    …John Kerry pledges to erect a 300 meter tall statue of John Madden in Washington to provide constant color commentary for tourists.
    …George W. Bush is fired at by an assassin but changes the code of the Matrix to reverse the bullets in mid-air.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    A more likely scenario is that the Secret Service goes to somethingawful.com, reads that last line, and the debate is cancelled, Lowtax is arrested, and ns.org is mysteriously DDOS'ed off the internet...
  • camO_ocamO_o Join Date: 2004-04-19 Member: 28028Members
    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=82027' target='_blank'>1.</a>

    2. Presidential debates are jokes because I don't like either candidates. Logic = Broken.
  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    Even if you don't like the debates I'm sure John Stewart will have something for you to look forward to.
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    This story isn't over, you in the audiance are part of the conflict.
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    ^^

    thats for damn sure <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    [edit]
    damn uzi snuck one under the wire, to sum my post up: yes the daily show will have an interesting take on the debates
    [/edit]
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Sep 30 2004, 05:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Sep 30 2004, 05:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Even if you don't like the debates I'm sure John Stewart will have something for you to look forward to. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Supposedly they are doing a live show tonight. 11PM Eastern/ 10 Central.
  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    When are the debates, anyway?
  • camO_ocamO_o Join Date: 2004-04-19 Member: 28028Members
    The debates are on. GOGOGO
  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Sep 30 2004, 06:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Sep 30 2004, 06:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Sep 30 2004, 05:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Sep 30 2004, 05:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Even if you don't like the debates I'm sure John Stewart will have something for you to look forward to. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Supposedly they are doing a live show tonight. 11PM Eastern/ 10 Central. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah,, I just saw a commerical for it while I was watching Reno911! Live Jon Stewart...presidentual debates....oh god yes. I am SO turned on.
  • DrSuredeathDrSuredeath Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8217Members
    Holy ****, Kerry is kicking ****.

    Bush seriously needs something else other than consistency issues.
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Dr.Suredeath+Sep 30 2004, 07:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dr.Suredeath @ Sep 30 2004, 07:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Holy ****, Kerry is kicking ****. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's a matter of oppinion.

    What the host guy needs to do is ask a question not involving the war....
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Dr.Suredeath+Sep 30 2004, 08:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dr.Suredeath @ Sep 30 2004, 08:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Holy ****, Kerry is kicking ****.

    Bush seriously needs something else other than consistency issues. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hah, I was just telling my friend over AIM how Kerry was getting served.

    Its all opinions.
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    I really don't like how either of them is so comfortable with saying "I will not make bad decisions like <action> for our country" without explaining <i>why</i> <action> is a bad decision. All such statements communicate is "my position is to do/not do <blahblah>."

    This isn't a debate over why the other guy is wrong. This is a place and time for both to put forth their campaign platform to people who don't know what either stands for.
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Sep 30 2004, 08:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Sep 30 2004, 08:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Dr.Suredeath+Sep 30 2004, 07:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dr.Suredeath @ Sep 30 2004, 07:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Holy ****, Kerry is kicking ****. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's a matter of oppinion.

    What the host guy needs to do is ask a question not involving the war.... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    War is a critical matter of the state. Not to mention human life.

    I thought <i>that</i> was common sense.
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    edited September 2004
    Hahah, I'm listening right now to a question the demate moderator asked about why neither campaign mentions the possibility of sending troops to <I didn't hear where>.

    The mod is the one kicking butt <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DrSuredeathDrSuredeath Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8217Members
    Woooot

    There it is! New Koo Lar!
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-x5+Sep 30 2004, 08:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (x5 @ Sep 30 2004, 08:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Sep 30 2004, 08:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Sep 30 2004, 08:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Dr.Suredeath+Sep 30 2004, 07:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dr.Suredeath @ Sep 30 2004, 07:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Holy ****, Kerry is kicking ****. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's a matter of oppinion.

    What the host guy needs to do is ask a question not involving the war.... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    War is a critical matter of the state. Not to mention human life.

    I thought <i>that</i> was common sense. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And If you've watched the news, read the papers, or talked to people in the discussion forums <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Then you've already heard more than enough on the subject.

    I would really like to hear more on domestic issues really, I'm sure others can agree w/ me.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited September 2004
    Hold on, lemme boil this whole thing down for you:

    Mod: Senetor Kerry, generic Iraq question?

    Kerry: [creepy smile] Well when I was in vietnam....

    Bush: He changed positions! [smirk, slam hand on desk]
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    Half a nation does not stand up and luagh at you when you cannot correctly pronounce a word.
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Sep 30 2004, 08:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Sep 30 2004, 08:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hold on, lemme boil this whole thing down for you:

    Mod: Senetor Kery, generic Iraq question?

    Kerry: [creepy smile] Well when I was in vietnam....

    Bush: He changed positions! [smirk, slam hand on desk] <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, exactly <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    That's why I'm annoyed here.
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-<[POOP]> Akira+Sep 30 2004, 09:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (<[POOP]> Akira @ Sep 30 2004, 09:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Half a nation does not stand up and luagh at you when you cannot correctly pronounce a word. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LoL. Yea they do. Just look at Bush. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • PerditionPerdition Join Date: 2004-07-02 Member: 29692Members
    edited September 2004
    John Kerry mentioned his Vietnam service 7 times during the first of the debates. As if we don't know he didn't serve.

    Edit: I personally think Kerry got smoked during the debate, seeing as Bush had something good to say every time Kerry opened his mouth. The homeland defense issues, the estimated time for the withdrawl from Iraq...Bush was on top of it tonight.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    I would expect bush to be on top. He has had plenty of practice reciting dispicable lies.

    Kerry is just as bad. We don't care what you did in vietnam. Something that happend 35 years ago has no bearing on todays world.
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    I was in Nam, I killed Charlie!

    Strangely I missed the debates.

    but I have a beer and im going to watch it on CNN


    The Communist News Network.


    Dasbinaya!
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