we know that real christians are not this stupid (nor are you as stupid as ChicK)
None of this is designed to be mocking your religion (if it did end up like that then it would be locked as flaming). for now it is just mocking stupid people, don't wory <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
(oh, and for the nonexistant bible referances, normaly when some one makes referances with exact scripture referances, the quote is atleast closely paraphrased, if not a direct quote, that was what I was commenting on <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> that's what makes this sort of thing so awful - that people (if there are any) that read this and don't burst out laughing and take this seriously must reckon that he is actually quoting the bible.
isn't there a passage somewhere in the bible where the devil tempts jesus by quoting the scriptures?
we know that real christians are not this stupid (nor are you as stupid as ChicK)
None of this is designed to be mocking your religion (if it did end up like that then it would be locked as flaming). for now it is just mocking stupid people, don't wory <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
(oh, and for the nonexistant bible referances, normaly when some one makes referances with exact scripture referances, the quote is atleast closely paraphrased, if not a direct quote, that was what I was commenting on <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> that's what makes this sort of thing so awful - that people (if there are any) that read this and don't burst out laughing and take this seriously must reckon that he is actually quoting the bible.
isn't there a passage somewhere in the bible where the devil tempts jesus by quoting the scriptures? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Actually Satan tempts Jesus and Jesus quotes scripture to him. So ya had it the other way around... and anyway, it's a scriptural reference for what's going on, it isn't saying that's the scripture but I understand how stupid people might get confused and I find it rather humorous myself.
<b>Matthew 4:1-17</b> is the Temptation of Jesus if you're interested. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> (It's mentioned in other books but it goes into good detail in Matthew, I like it the best.)
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Ahahahah keep up the good work guys <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
/me tries to figgure out where exactly in the bible it says "you know i'm chistian, I don't want to look at porno pages"
I realy can't find that ANYwhere in the bible
if any one can find that for me I would be apreciative.
and doom for the win
John Romero will eat Your Soul! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Didnt look hard enough son <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Still, its a big book, so I cant blame you. Right from the horses mouth, so no "oh thats old testament I dont have to believe that" stuff
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Matthew 5 28But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> What does adultery got to do with looking at porn?
RoFLc0pt3r!!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <b> <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>This thead needs to be sticked</span></span> or make a forum just to house it's priceless humor!</b>
<!--QuoteBegin-Greedo386+Sep 22 2004, 11:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Greedo386 @ Sep 22 2004, 11:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> omg.. these are all so good... zombies...
<img src='http://www.martinrolek.com/randomcrap/dance.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> LoL. I feel like I'm watching family Guy or something.
I hate these our-way-or-burn-in-hell things oooh so much thus it's is so funny to see you guys change the words to make thing into priceless humor. We got some real comedic genius going here!
Do we even need to make fun of that? I mean seriously! Lesbian looking Harry Potter is apparently telling spooky stories with his flashlight to a flying pig, Ursula, Generic Anime Man, and a suprisingly slutty looking Hermione. I am SOOOO tempted to buy this.
OMG I have to post that. Sry that its german but a friend of mine just sent it. Original <img src='http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/New%20Comics/ww/images/WW_6.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<!--QuoteBegin-agentx5+Sep 23 2004, 04:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (agentx5 @ Sep 23 2004, 04:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yes please buy it <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> (assuming it's humor and not serious) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> (Quoted from the webpage)
In a creatively crafted fictional comic book story, Tim Todd reveals the very real dangers of sorcery and witchcraft contained within the Harry Potter series! Designed to reach Harry Potter fans. Great price break when you order quantities. For Hairy Polarity orders of any size you will also receive a bonus comic book containing three full-color stories!
<span style='font-family:Courier'>*ring ring ring*
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Oh, BTW, you'll notice at the bottom of the last page of the rock is evil comic, there is a URL. Check it out, friggin priceless hilarity goin on there! Check out the video game reviews especially. SO REDICULOUS!
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WE KNOW
we know that real christians are not this stupid (nor are you as stupid as ChicK)
None of this is designed to be mocking your religion (if it did end up like that then it would be locked as flaming). for now it is just mocking stupid people, don't wory <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
(oh, and for the nonexistant bible referances, normaly when some one makes referances with exact scripture referances, the quote is atleast closely paraphrased, if not a direct quote, that was what I was commenting on <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
that's what makes this sort of thing so awful - that people (if there are any) that read this and don't burst out laughing and take this seriously must reckon that he is actually quoting the bible.
isn't there a passage somewhere in the bible where the devil tempts jesus by quoting the scriptures?
<img src='http://www.creativeblank.com/imagedump/georgelucas.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
This whole site is goddamn hillarious without Potatoshopping.
WE KNOW
we know that real christians are not this stupid (nor are you as stupid as ChicK)
None of this is designed to be mocking your religion (if it did end up like that then it would be locked as flaming). for now it is just mocking stupid people, don't wory <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
(oh, and for the nonexistant bible referances, normaly when some one makes referances with exact scripture referances, the quote is atleast closely paraphrased, if not a direct quote, that was what I was commenting on <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
that's what makes this sort of thing so awful - that people (if there are any) that read this and don't burst out laughing and take this seriously must reckon that he is actually quoting the bible.
isn't there a passage somewhere in the bible where the devil tempts jesus by quoting the scriptures? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Actually Satan tempts Jesus and Jesus quotes scripture to him. So ya had it the other way around... and anyway, it's a scriptural reference for what's going on, it isn't saying that's the scripture but I understand how stupid people might get confused and I find it rather humorous myself.
<b>Matthew 4:1-17</b> is the Temptation of Jesus if you're interested. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> (It's mentioned in other books but it goes into good detail in Matthew, I like it the best.)
~ DarkATi
It was then that I became a man.
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(please don't hit me in the face <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
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BEST ONE EVAR!1
And I'm not talking about the photoshops.
<img src='http://img69.exs.cx/img69/1761/PC_2.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
And I'll use my gun to find the body!"
thats hilarious, arggh I hurt, laughing too....much...
I haven't laughed this much in a long while XD
Keep it up xD
no need for phothaxing these
/me tries to figgure out where exactly in the bible it says
"you know i'm chistian, I don't want to look at porno pages"
I realy can't find that ANYwhere in the bible
if any one can find that for me I would be apreciative.
and doom for the win
John Romero will eat Your Soul! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Didnt look hard enough son <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Still, its a big book, so I cant blame you. Right from the horses mouth, so no "oh thats old testament I dont have to believe that" stuff
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Matthew 5
28But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
What does adultery got to do with looking at porn?
RoFLc0pt3r!!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>This thead needs to be sticked</span></span> or make a forum just to house it's priceless humor!</b>
<img src='http://www.martinrolek.com/randomcrap/dance.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
LoL. I feel like I'm watching family Guy or something.
I hate these our-way-or-burn-in-hell things oooh so much thus it's is so funny to see you guys change the words to make thing into priceless humor. We got some real comedic genius going here!
Do we even need to make fun of that? I mean seriously! Lesbian looking Harry Potter is apparently telling spooky stories with his flashlight to a flying pig, Ursula, Generic Anime Man, and a suprisingly slutty looking Hermione. I am SOOOO tempted to buy this.
I'd do that Hermione.
x5: *in Quagmire voice* So are you 18 yet?
Hermione: Um no I'm 16.
x5: *in Quagmire voice* What? 18! hehe Awlright *with thehead bob thing*
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Fake
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(Quoted from the webpage)
In a creatively crafted fictional comic book story, Tim Todd reveals the very real dangers of sorcery and witchcraft contained within the Harry Potter series! Designed to reach Harry Potter fans. Great price break when you order quantities. For Hairy Polarity orders of any size you will also receive a bonus comic book containing three full-color stories!
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GJ scaring the kids away from god.
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