I'm Fairly Sure The Universe Hates Me

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  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    not only does the universe hate you, i hate you.
  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-ThE HeRo+Sep 1 2004, 11:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ThE HeRo @ Sep 1 2004, 11:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->

    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>DO NOT DATE BI-POLAR GIRLS.</span>
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    AGREED.
  • KungFuDiscoMonkeyKungFuDiscoMonkey Creator of ns_altair 日本福岡県 Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14555Members, NS1 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos
    Unfortuantly it won't let me link the image.
    <a href='http://www.despair.com/demotivators/fut24x30prin.html' target='_blank'>http://www.despair.com/demotivators/fut24x30prin.html</a>
    But yeah as much as it scares you it is best if you just suck it up and ask.
  • Dorian_GrayDorian_Gray Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26581Members, Constellation
    I agree with EEK on this <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Its funny to watch people at my school devote their entire lives to girls, when said girls are only in it for the money (and thats a quote from one of the girls in question). When her boyfriends (yes plural) were confronted with said quote (handily recorded by me) they still didn't clue in that she was... erm... something that starts with "wh" and rhymes with "or". That was 15 months ago. They still haven't figured it out, and they also havent figured out that in 9 months, when High school ends, she'll just move on and start using people at university/college (actually with her marks, more like people at the local escort service). Basically, High school relationships seem to be for people who have a strange aversion to having free time and money. Oh, and for people who don't like getting good marks. One guy had a nice 90% in biology, got involved with the ****, and dropped to 35%.
  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    :\ my girlfriend is fantastic, and she spends money on me! we're in 10th grade, and shes in senior classes. Personally, i get **** marks, but its always been that way <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    actually, i got a 96% in math <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • voogruvoogru Naturally Modified (ex. NS programmer) Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1827Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Ness-Earthbound+Sep 1 2004, 09:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ness-Earthbound @ Sep 1 2004, 09:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm being hit by a category 5 hurricane in less than two days. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, this might happen to me too.

    I've known this one girl for about... 6 years. (since 4th grade), she was actually the first girl to even talk to me (as in, not make fun of me) and actually had some of her best friends make fun of me which she promptly kicked their **** and had them being really confused (I'll never forget that).

    So yeah, she knows I like her and all, but been with the same guy now for like a year and 6 months.

    The universe hates me too, but I'm hoping the hurricane will blow away her current bf (not to be taken seriously), as she did tell me she would "probably" give me a chance if things don’t work out with him, whether she meant it or not is unknown.

    Life sucks, that’s why I play Half-Life. It has the half of life that doesn’t suck.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-voogru+Sep 1 2004, 09:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (voogru @ Sep 1 2004, 09:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It has the half of life that doesn?t suck. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Theres a half of life where I get to shoot aliens and single-handedly save the world, only to be thrust into a post-apocolyptic city on Earth somewhere in Europe?

    When do I get to <i>that</i> half?!
  • FirewaterFirewater Balance Expert Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10690Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Sep 1 2004, 08:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Sep 1 2004, 08:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Venting:

    I start talking to this girl, who happens to be one of the few people attending my school that is intelligent, funny, respectable, and attractive. After a little while, I develop a little crush on her. The following day (which would be today), I find that she has very, very recently begun to date her long-time friend.

    So I'm thinking, "There is absolutely no way my timing can be <i>that</i> bad. I've had my suspicions before, but now I'm totally convinced that God/Allah/Vishnu/Karma/The Universe hate me.


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    The trick to getting the girl is asking her when you are most nervous.

    Case in point. 6 years ago I met this girl who was interested in this other kid, but the other kid never asked her out for one reason or another. We were at a party, and had an AWESOME time, so the next day I asked her out, I was SO nervous, because I never really had a girlfriend before (minus the usual two week BS relationship). She said yes and all was good.

    The next day the kid she was crushing on asked her out, she told him that she was going to give this kid (me) a shot first. Needless to say he wasn't pleased.

    If you like someone, and you don't have the **** to ask her, don't waste your time liking her. Regret is a terrible thing to think about.
  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    edited September 2004
    1. She is not special
    2. You've probably never told her how you feel.
    3. If you did she'd probably cheat on her b/f with you
    3a. If you did she'd probably eventually dump her b/f and you could date her.
    4. She is not special
    5. If you had started dating her first she would have cheated on you with this guy
    5a. If you had started dating her first she would have dumped you and he would have started dating her.
    6. You most likely just want to have sex with her and are letting hormone marinate your brain.
    7. She is not special.
    8. Ask her best friend out on a date.
    9. Start drinking and smoking.
    10. She is not special.


    Print this out and apply next time you have the urge to fall in love with someone. Cheers.

    PS I'm assuming this is highschool, as in college sex is free, and in the real world sex is boring.
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    I'm gonna agree with the others who commented about BadKarma. His house burned down. THREE TIMES!

    As for me...I gave up trying to get a girl. They add complication in your life if you ask me.

    I'm going to become a monk!
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Sep 2 2004, 01:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Sep 2 2004, 01:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Venting:

    I start talking to this girl, who happens to be one of the few people attending my school that is intelligent, funny, respectable, and attractive. After a little while, I develop a little crush on her. The following day (which would be today), I find that she has very, very recently begun to date her long-time friend.

    So I'm thinking, "There is absolutely no way my timing can be <i>that</i> bad. I've had my suspicions before, but now I'm totally convinced that God/Allah/Vishnu/Karma/The Universe hate me.


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    Thats why I know a few girls like that, which I like <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-EEK+Sep 2 2004, 04:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (EEK @ Sep 2 2004, 04:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Unless you're in it for the sex. In which case I'll point out that dating is probably a lot more expensive.
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    I really doubt that, besides if you in love with her then you'll be blissful just being around her, Enuk!
  • ZiGGYZiGGY Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12479Members
    I hate you, you're completely without merit. [/desired response]
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    heh, like the others said... badkarma soooo wins <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Remember; life favours the quick and the brave =D
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Umbraed Monkey+Sep 1 2004, 09:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Umbraed Monkey @ Sep 1 2004, 09:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Come on now, your house didnt burng down 3 times like BadKarma's did... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    3 times!!! <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> Are you serious?! What the hell is going on with that house?!

    Man and I thought I had bad luck. Ouch.
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