Operation: Dilemma Rebuke
Good day to you gentlemen and gentlewomen. I am glad to make my acquaintance with all of you. I represent ‘Incarnation #34’ of Confuzor, exclusive factionist the Blue Wraith Triad.
In a moment’s time, I will allow be merging with ‘Incarnation #999’ and ‘Incarnation #777’ to wreak the havoc I have long forewarned about in my signature. Whether or not thou art prepared to face my fury is of no consequence to me. The hour of attack has arrived.
Following this post, I will bequeath to thee a trite, thrice-fold crime. The synchronized sin is replete with a double post, in conjunction with celebration of a millennial post through ‘l33t’ speech.
In observance of member records of certain individuals, (e.g., <u>Z.X. Bogglesteinsky</u> , <u>esuna</u>), it has become commonplace by administrators to invoke retribution against the delinquents who clog precious forum volume through petty boasting of post values, (exclusively multiples with multiples of a thousand). In accordance with the arbitrary tennets of consistency, this concludes that Confuzor must consequently be punished.
The pseudo-engimatic son of a harlot that he is however, it remains somewhat of a mystery as how to best humble this accursed jester. For you see, <a href='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=71989&view=findpost&p=1088218' target='_blank'>past</a> <a href='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=72491&view=findpost&p=1097790' target='_blank'>history</a> indicates that Confuzor is eagerly awaiting a negative postcount. One notes, however, that a negative postcount does not equate to a postcount negation. As such, the predictable discipline that you will most likely impose on Confuzor is a reset of a postcount to the boundary of the positive and the negative. Zero.
<span style='color:white'><i>“Oh what joy it shall be to feel the embrace of rebirth as I am reborn with a pristine tally of posts…”</i></span>
<span style='color:crimson'><span style='font-family:Times'><b>SILENCE! YOU’RE RUINING EVERYTHING, INCARNATION 17!</b></span></span>
<span style='color:yellow'><span style='font-family:optima'><i>Geez… lay off 17. You actually think that the excessively vaunted powers of reverse psychology is actually going to work on the admins? You’ve got to be kidding? </i></span></span>
<span style='color:green'><span style='font-size:23pt;line-height:100%'><span style='font-family:geneva'><b>YOU FOOLS, YOU ARE REVEALING THE ENTIRE BLUEPRINTS OF CONFUZOR’S MIND. CONFINE YOUR UNCOUTH THOUGHTS, LEST I ATTEST YOUR ERRORS TO THE INCARNATION COLLECTIVE AND SEE THAT YOU BE OSTRACIZED FROM CONFUZOR</b></span></span></span>
<span style='color:orange'><i>So wait… do we actually ‘want’ them to set the postcount to 0 or not?</i></span>
Silence! Only I have been chosen to represent Confuzor at this moment. Another thought from any of you, and I will see that you be ostracized from the Incarnation Collective!
Now then, thour observes that punishing Confuzor <b>effectively</b> requires a minimum V-3 Critical Discretion Engine™ (though rumours have circulated that overclocking a V-2 model shall suffice), thus the task of moderation wrath is requires a tad bit more of arduous pseudo-math. With the emphasis I’m placing on <i>negation</i>, it would appear that the most grievous infliction of torture would be through a post count <i>addition</i>, mayhap higher even than my blood glucose level? Or has my entire whine for a negative post count been a charade to secretly play thy powerful hand to raise my rank?
<span style='color:red'><span style='font-family:arial'><span style='font-size:23pt;line-height:100%'><b>R00fl3Z!!!</b></span></span></span>
Restrain yourself, 999! I beseech thee to control your licentious ways for but an instance! Do not make haste with the merging process yet, or we shall all come to calamity!
Perhaps this escapade is already tiring your nerves, oh guardians of the post? Mayhap to be rid this bane of society we shall confine him to the straitjackets of temporary suspension? Or to be forever rid of this damnation, we see his emaciated corpse be subjected to the pits of the banned? In your position, such an option does seem tempting.
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:#062639'><i>Seems quite a cop out solution for such a misdemeanor… but who am I to challenge the wisdom of our caretakers? Oh wait... nevermind.</i></span></span>
In any case, Confuzor has given indication that there is, shall you say, an "Achilles’ Heel" at which to strike upon; a numerical value for which his eyes would be most impaled with agony to see. To make this reading amusing, the recalcitrant has issued a challenge to any netizen of these realms.
<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='font-family:geneva'><u>Should any of you correctly guess the post count to Confuzor’s most loathed tally, he shall award the victor with an ode of amphigory, a legacy to forever declare of his/her/it's smiting of the Confuzor. Confuzor is also contemplating an act of generosity to give joint access to his 1&1 webspace account...
<b>Choose incorrectly, and I will eternally, intentionally err in the spelling of your alias.</b> </u></span></span>
The prize is considered void should no successful post change be made within the next three days.
Godspeed, my fellow netizens.
<i>The Clue: A criticism from a topaz, lodged 6:03 PM – minerals can criticize???</i>
In a moment’s time, I will allow be merging with ‘Incarnation #999’ and ‘Incarnation #777’ to wreak the havoc I have long forewarned about in my signature. Whether or not thou art prepared to face my fury is of no consequence to me. The hour of attack has arrived.
Following this post, I will bequeath to thee a trite, thrice-fold crime. The synchronized sin is replete with a double post, in conjunction with celebration of a millennial post through ‘l33t’ speech.
In observance of member records of certain individuals, (e.g., <u>Z.X. Bogglesteinsky</u> , <u>esuna</u>), it has become commonplace by administrators to invoke retribution against the delinquents who clog precious forum volume through petty boasting of post values, (exclusively multiples with multiples of a thousand). In accordance with the arbitrary tennets of consistency, this concludes that Confuzor must consequently be punished.
The pseudo-engimatic son of a harlot that he is however, it remains somewhat of a mystery as how to best humble this accursed jester. For you see, <a href='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=71989&view=findpost&p=1088218' target='_blank'>past</a> <a href='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=72491&view=findpost&p=1097790' target='_blank'>history</a> indicates that Confuzor is eagerly awaiting a negative postcount. One notes, however, that a negative postcount does not equate to a postcount negation. As such, the predictable discipline that you will most likely impose on Confuzor is a reset of a postcount to the boundary of the positive and the negative. Zero.
<span style='color:white'><i>“Oh what joy it shall be to feel the embrace of rebirth as I am reborn with a pristine tally of posts…”</i></span>
<span style='color:crimson'><span style='font-family:Times'><b>SILENCE! YOU’RE RUINING EVERYTHING, INCARNATION 17!</b></span></span>
<span style='color:yellow'><span style='font-family:optima'><i>Geez… lay off 17. You actually think that the excessively vaunted powers of reverse psychology is actually going to work on the admins? You’ve got to be kidding? </i></span></span>
<span style='color:green'><span style='font-size:23pt;line-height:100%'><span style='font-family:geneva'><b>YOU FOOLS, YOU ARE REVEALING THE ENTIRE BLUEPRINTS OF CONFUZOR’S MIND. CONFINE YOUR UNCOUTH THOUGHTS, LEST I ATTEST YOUR ERRORS TO THE INCARNATION COLLECTIVE AND SEE THAT YOU BE OSTRACIZED FROM CONFUZOR</b></span></span></span>
<span style='color:orange'><i>So wait… do we actually ‘want’ them to set the postcount to 0 or not?</i></span>
Silence! Only I have been chosen to represent Confuzor at this moment. Another thought from any of you, and I will see that you be ostracized from the Incarnation Collective!
Now then, thour observes that punishing Confuzor <b>effectively</b> requires a minimum V-3 Critical Discretion Engine™ (though rumours have circulated that overclocking a V-2 model shall suffice), thus the task of moderation wrath is requires a tad bit more of arduous pseudo-math. With the emphasis I’m placing on <i>negation</i>, it would appear that the most grievous infliction of torture would be through a post count <i>addition</i>, mayhap higher even than my blood glucose level? Or has my entire whine for a negative post count been a charade to secretly play thy powerful hand to raise my rank?
<span style='color:red'><span style='font-family:arial'><span style='font-size:23pt;line-height:100%'><b>R00fl3Z!!!</b></span></span></span>
Restrain yourself, 999! I beseech thee to control your licentious ways for but an instance! Do not make haste with the merging process yet, or we shall all come to calamity!
Perhaps this escapade is already tiring your nerves, oh guardians of the post? Mayhap to be rid this bane of society we shall confine him to the straitjackets of temporary suspension? Or to be forever rid of this damnation, we see his emaciated corpse be subjected to the pits of the banned? In your position, such an option does seem tempting.
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:#062639'><i>Seems quite a cop out solution for such a misdemeanor… but who am I to challenge the wisdom of our caretakers? Oh wait... nevermind.</i></span></span>
In any case, Confuzor has given indication that there is, shall you say, an "Achilles’ Heel" at which to strike upon; a numerical value for which his eyes would be most impaled with agony to see. To make this reading amusing, the recalcitrant has issued a challenge to any netizen of these realms.
<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='font-family:geneva'><u>Should any of you correctly guess the post count to Confuzor’s most loathed tally, he shall award the victor with an ode of amphigory, a legacy to forever declare of his/her/it's smiting of the Confuzor. Confuzor is also contemplating an act of generosity to give joint access to his 1&1 webspace account...
<b>Choose incorrectly, and I will eternally, intentionally err in the spelling of your alias.</b> </u></span></span>
The prize is considered void should no successful post change be made within the next three days.
Godspeed, my fellow netizens.
<i>The Clue: A criticism from a topaz, lodged 6:03 PM – minerals can criticize???</i>
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1000 p0stz B4B33!!
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<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'> 0n3 tH0Uz4Nd!!!! </span>
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/me explodes
603
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Genious. Sticky indeed <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
...the number may also be 666.
Like randomly placing aterisks within a pointless reply.
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HOLY
<img src='http://swiftspear.0x01a4.com/Img/Flmd.GIF' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
BATMAN
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>"frequency".</span></span>
At any rate, I figure the admins will leave your postcount as is.
1000.
Angry monkey head.
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Is that a cannon ball behind its eyes?
OOOooooo, evil is shiny an metalic... ME wants!
I rarely post in this forums anyway. Mostly just reading the goldmine of information. (ha.)
I was posting alot on another board that I'm very active in, and I just sort of stumbled on to this and figured "Meh."
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You mean that entire post was a complaint about his post count?
I rarely post in this forums anyway. Mostly just reading the goldmine of information. (ha.)
I was posting alot on another board that I'm very active in, and I just sort of stumbled on to this and figured "Meh."
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You mean that entire post was a complaint about his post count? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
A. I would call it a playful flame... but a flame none the less. "I was gonna read your post, but your not good enough to take up my time with"
B. Yes its a very long elaborate and insane post outlining the duel truths that he is celebrating 1000 posts, and would like to have his postcount put into the negitives.
my bet is this thread will simply be locked and nothing will hapen b/c of it (or it will be deleated, and still nothing)
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HOLY
<a href='http://swiftspear.0x01a4.com/Img/Flmd.GIF' target='_blank'>[quoted pic]</a>
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i'm gonna agree with swift here
"MAI PONCE AER ON FAER"