When It Absolutely, Positively...

DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
<div class="IPBDescription">Has to get there on time</div> Nor rain, nor sleet, nor Tyranid hive...

Found this on the Web, so I thought I'd share.
<a href='http://www.idlegeek.com/stuff/screenshots/dow/relic00050.jpg' target='_blank'>FedExHammer40K</a>

Warning: Image is WorkSafe, but Large.



I saw this on the NSA Forums, and decided to post it here for your enjoyment. Thanks to Warhamster 40K for originally finding it.

Comments

  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    oookay, someone photoshopped FedEx onto the side of a landraider.

    Original...
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    No DHL? Pfft, sucks.
  • Ashaman_JoeAshaman_Joe Join Date: 2003-11-11 Member: 22559Members, Constellation
    It could be saying that Dawn of War will let you design your own icons as well as color sheme.

    Well, I can hope, at least. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Z.X. Bogglesteinsky+Jul 12 2004, 03:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Z.X. Bogglesteinsky @ Jul 12 2004, 03:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> oookay, someone photoshopped FedEx onto the side of a landraider.

    Original... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Look closer - there is a little more to it.
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    edited July 2004
    OH NOES! UPS!

    But I have to agree with Quaunaut, no DHL == Lose.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited July 2004
    So wait, I'm not sure what to think of this. Is it trying to illustrate an insane post-apocolyptic future where the only law comes from mega-dilivery companies who serve as totalitarian fuedal states and are locked in a constant state of struggle for dominance over all future packages in the future, or is it just a rather cheesy joke?
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Dragon_Mech+Jul 12 2004, 11:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Jul 12 2004, 11:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Z.X. Bogglesteinsky+Jul 12 2004, 03:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Z.X. Bogglesteinsky @ Jul 12 2004, 03:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> oookay, someone photoshopped FedEx onto the side of a landraider.

    Original... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Look closer - there is a little more to it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ok, so they also stuck UPS on the shoulder guard of those funny looking marine thingies.
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Don't look now, Boggle, but you're dissecting a picture set up for a short chuckle <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Oh, and the UPS symbol is also on the dreadnought in the background.

    And they spelled "vehiclel" tragically wrong, although it looks like that's a glitch due to overlapping text.
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Here, I'll go out and say it: GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN IMPORT YOUR OWN LOGO FOR YOUR ARMY.

    okay.
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+Jul 12 2004, 06:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Jul 12 2004, 06:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Here, I'll go out and say it: GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN IMPORT YOUR OWN LOGO FOR YOUR ARMY.

    okay. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Collapses on floor, writhing from awesomeness.

    Can't wait to paste the Swiss flag on all my units <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee&#33;~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    i sense a TSA logo in the near future
  • SpetsnazSpetsnaz Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24761Members, Constellation
    SPACE WOLVES



    AAAAWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
  • baconflapsbaconflaps Join Date: 2004-02-09 Member: 26314Members
    edited July 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Z.X. Bogglesteinsky+Jul 12 2004, 04:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Z.X. Bogglesteinsky @ Jul 12 2004, 04:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> oookay, someone photoshopped FedEx onto the side of a landraider.

    Original... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You can design your own banners. Most likely not a photoshop.

    Also, the messed up text is due to anti-aliasing. Mine looked like that til I turned it off.
  • Dorian_GrayDorian_Gray Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26581Members, Constellation
    Freelancer TNG has a FedEx truck for a freighter... it was 4AM at a lan party when I found it. Never a good sign. We had 6 very heavily armed delivery trucks (thanks to some extra mods) smuggling drugs and blasting every single ship we encountered into dust.
  • SalvationSalvation Join Date: 2003-11-21 Member: 23300Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mr. Headcrab+Jul 12 2004, 07:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mr. Headcrab @ Jul 12 2004, 07:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i sense a TSA logo in the near future <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    indeed, and thats great <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Fro5tyFro5ty Join Date: 2003-09-26 Member: 21238Members, Constellation
    Is this a game that was just released or something? OR should I go to bed since it's like 2:30 in the morning?!
  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spetsnaz+Jul 13 2004, 02:20 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spetsnaz @ Jul 13 2004, 02:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> SPACE WOLVES



    AAAAWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh what a pitiful attempt at a howl XD *snicker*
  • AldarisAldaris Join Date: 2002-03-25 Member: 351Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Fr05t+Jul 13 2004, 08:34 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Fr05t @ Jul 13 2004, 08:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Is this a game that was just released or something? OR should I go to bed since it's like 2:30 in the morning?! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nope its a game called Dawn of War currantly in beta testing and should be out in september/october time.
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