Doomaniac.com Has Been Pwned

DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
edited June 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">:O :O :O</div>Ladies and Gentlemen...

I just don't know what to say. You have all witnessed the labor of love that is <a href='http://www.doomaniac.com' target='_blank'>doomaniac.com</a> on numerous occassions.

But I stand before you all tonight a broken man.

For I have been beaten, and I just don't think I will be able to recover.

"What site could do such a thing?" you ask. I will tell you:

<a href='http://www.thepaseo.com/' target='_blank'>This one</a>.

If you think there is any question as to the measure of my loss, I dare you to click titled <a href='http://www.thepaseo.com/vv/vv.html' target='_blank'>Member Websites</a>. You will be sorry you did.



And the worst part is, I'm sure the above linked site is something someone out there is actually proud of. You just can't compete with that.
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  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    edited June 2004
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    Jeez, doomeh, I'm glad I had some sunglasses handy. For a second I thought I'd need to edit out your links for inappropriate content -- mein eyes! ze goggles do nothink!
  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    Brain... exploding....

    Urge to crush everything... rising...
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    Here I was thinking someone had foxed your site for using The Mountain King or somesuch.

    Silly old doom.

    --Scythe--
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    You're going to give up just like that? You weakling! All you need is an animated explosion backround, and maybe a crappy java applet stopping people from right clicking and you'll be fine.
  • CodemanCodeman Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9497Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-locallyunscene+Jun 16 2004, 05:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (locallyunscene @ Jun 16 2004, 05:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> tear <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    rip and tear
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    If it makes you feel any better, i didn't see any L337 on his site.
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    edited June 2004
  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    ...Did I miss something? I don't see any website h4xx0ring.
  • ScinetScinet Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12489Members, Constellation
    The pain! DOOOOOOOM! (Yell it like KHAAAAAN!)

    Please pay for my brain surgery now. I want to forget what I saw there.
  • ZaggyZaggy NullPointerException The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24214Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester
    from <a href='http://www.thepaseo.com/' target='_blank'>http://www.thepaseo.com/</a>


    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Technical Note
    If your browser disables pop-up
    windows, you will miss 50%
    of this website. Change it in your
    browser preferences. There are
    no ads on this website<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    /sevillaugh death to all evil popups ';,,;'
  • StarchyStarchy Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15727Members, Constellation
    aRg, they remind me of....."YOU DESERVE A SEIZURE FOR YOUR POST"

    It burns!
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Now I just don't know what to believe. If anyone can create a website that bad........it throws my whole moral system out the window.
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    HAPPYA SHIZUREPOST!!!!

    <a href='http://mrsparkle.ytmnd.com' target='_blank'>http://mrsparkle.ytmnd.com</a>
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    DOOM, fear not, you can always just...
    ah...
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    You must now kill yourself!
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    Honesly, my eyes ache after seeing the members page.

    Doom, you have been well and truly pwned.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Epidemic+Jun 16 2004, 04:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Epidemic @ Jun 16 2004, 04:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You must now kill yourself!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Change the words (mentally) so that this may best apply to you.
  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    People creating such websites and being <i>pleased</i> with them, or not caring much, should be restricted from using hosting services and/or learning HTML (or getting and learning webpage builders)........

    I've seen many bad sites, and I mean baaaad, but this one goes to the bottom...

    I am at a loss for words...
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    Jesus H. Christ, is that poster for real?
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-5kyh16h91+Jun 16 2004, 01:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (5kyh16h91 @ Jun 16 2004, 01:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Jesus H. Christ, is that poster for real? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Notice the SA link in the corner. No.
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-5kyh16h91+Jun 16 2004, 09:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (5kyh16h91 @ Jun 16 2004, 09:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Jesus H. Christ, is that poster for real? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The fact that if it was authentic it'd be written in Japanese didn't occur to you? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    Nope
    Is that a problem? <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-5kyh16h91+Jun 16 2004, 08:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (5kyh16h91 @ Jun 16 2004, 08:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Jesus H. Christ, is that poster for real? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes. They encourage Japanese mailmen who fail in their duties to commit seppuku.

    And to add to the shame, they make the poster in english.

    Sarcasm.... overload.... aaaaaaargh!

    And DOOM, just add some more l33tspeak, a few more animations (the more overused the better) and, as already mentioned, an animated, tiled explosion background.

    You must not be defeated!
  • antifreezeantifreeze The guy with the goods&#33; Join Date: 2003-05-12 Member: 16232Members, Constellation
    I think i just got a suntan
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    That background rent my brain to pieces. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • TommyVercettiTommyVercetti Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13390Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    What the hell?

    Thank God I had the Mozilla pop-up blocker on!
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    <a href='http://www.somethingawful.com/angelgurl/index.htm' target='_blank'>My new home page!</a>
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-<[POOP]> Akira+Jun 16 2004, 11:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (<[POOP]> Akira @ Jun 16 2004, 11:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://www.somethingawful.com/angelgurl/index.htm' target='_blank'>My new home page!</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    rofl
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