How To Post A Flame-bait Post

DOOManiac

<div class="IPBDescription">Several people could use this advice...</div>I've noticed some tensions growing in some threads that have caused heated debates, so I'd like to share with all of you my tips for a good post. Whenever someone says something that gives you riled up, either because you've got a different viewpoint (and have to share it) or you're just plain offended, these tips are for you!

1) Click the reply button. Easy enough.
2) Type out a long reply, the longer the better.
3) Make sure there are no punctuation or grammar mistakes in your post. Double check it.
4) Read over it three or four times to make sure it says exactly what you want to express.
5) Click the X in the top right corner of your browser window.


If you follow these steps you're be guranteed to both be able to get out some of that pent up aggression, and you'll not get in anybody's way or make an asshat of yourself in the process! It's a win/win scenario.

Infinitum

OLO GIVE ME MY QUIZ SCORE COMPNUB

Redford

I do it!

Cereal_KillR

ugh I just did it but the window closed <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->

7Bistromath

I've done it a few times, but more often because something I've written sounds stupid than worrying about angering anyone.

Obst

WhEreS teh X I caNt f1nd it th15 thre4d suckzzzzz oloollooloolloo!!!!!

*runs*

panda_de_malheureux

So don't have an opinion?

Charge

ogm it inst teh wniwin cuz u dnot get teh +1 post <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo-->

SoulSkorpion

One question: is an asshat headgear for your donkey, or headgear made <i>from</i> donkey? I've always wondered about that...

RPG_Jssmfulhud

I do that so many times... Something pisses me off, I start replying and then "Bah! **** them!" and close the window.. Eh.. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

panda_de_malheureux

<!--QuoteBegin-SoulSkorpion+Jun 9 2004, 05:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Jun 9 2004, 05:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> One question: is an asshat headgear for your donkey, or headgear made <i>from</i> donkey? I've always wondered about that... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
One would asume the target has an human arse on his head, in the fashion of a hat. Lets ask Google.

Define: asshat returns no results, but this and a picture of a naked man with a hat on his arse are on the first results page:

SoulSkorpion

<!--QuoteBegin-version91x+Jun 9 2004, 06:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (version91x @ Jun 9 2004, 06:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-SoulSkorpion+Jun 9 2004, 05:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Jun 9 2004, 05:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> One question: is an asshat headgear for your donkey, or headgear made <i>from</i> donkey? I've always wondered about that... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
One would asume the target has an human arse on his head, in the fashion of a hat. Lets ask Google.

Define: asshat returns no results, but this and a picture of a naked man with a hat on his arse are on the first results page: <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ah. Thanks.

RyoOhki

I just *have* to argue. So now I don't post in Discussions any more. The benefits are:

- I can now actually get to sleep as opposed to lying awake obsesing about how someone is going to reply to my arguement about the Iraq war and how I'm going to counter said reply

- I can spend more time on university study instead of writing essay length replies argueing with someone who will *never* accept my point of view no matter how well articulated my arguement is

- I no longer get chest pains and feel irritable from reading Discussion forum threads

So if you're like me, take Doom's advice: don't post.

7Bistromath

<!--QuoteBegin-version91x+Jun 9 2004, 05:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (version91x @ Jun 9 2004, 05:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Lets ask Google.

Define: asshat returns no results, but this and a picture of a naked man with a hat on his arse are on the first results page: <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Google is naught but a puny gimp wallowing in its own filth when you have SafeSearch turned on.