The Top 25 Weirdest Items On Amazon.com

DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
<a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/listmania/list-browse/-/2WE01ST4Z4YY0/103-9179228-3231868' target='_blank'>Interesting...</a>

My favorite is the Solid Gold S.E.P. (Stop Eating Poop)
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->SEP stands for "stop eating poop". And, this isn't just regular SEP, it's SOLID GOLD SEP. It's special for special people. For all you poop eaters out there, don't dispair. Now there IS HOPE! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Also teaches your kids about cannibalism as the bigger Aquasaurs eat the smaller ones! FUN! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's for the Aquasaurs... obviously, sounds awesome.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Are these... for real?
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    edited June 2004
    I like the aquasarus tank!

    It teaches your kids about cannablism because the bigger aquasaurs eat the little ones <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    :edit: Poo on u liku
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    Im surprised the D&D sex book didn't make it onto there <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    C'mon, sea monkeys aren't THAT weird.
  • HuzeHuze Insightful Join Date: 2003-11-12 Member: 22724Members, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow
    S.E.P. is quite... odd.

    Should be number 1.

    Yes, I know it's for dogs.

    (it is right?)
  • GWARGWAR Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2297Members, Contributor
    <a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005ME4Z/qid=1086745299/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-2395856-6571962?v=glance&s=videogames' target='_blank'>This Hellspawn</a> should be at the top of that list.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This Hellspawn should be at the top of that list. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->46 used & new from $0.80 <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    aaaaaahahahhahaha XD
  • AveSatanasAveSatanas Join Date: 2004-06-04 Member: 29117Members
    I had sea monkeys before but come on, these are sea monkeys on mars. M-a-r-s..... Mars, Red Rocks.
  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
    Sorry, but my favorite has to be "Mr. Poopy the octopus"
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited June 2004
    <a href='http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0761131868.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg' target='_blank'>owl puke, close up on package</a>

    Holy crap! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    And their guaranteed to contain an actual skeleton too, how nice.
  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    Very generous those owl puke manufacturers.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    owl pellets are actually very interesting and popular for junior nature study. not that weird at all.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->owl pellets are actually very interesting and popular for junior nature study. not that weird at all.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's more thier choice of title <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Acctually alot of this stuff is used for educational uses. My school has both the torso and the skeliton.
  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Jun 8 2004, 06:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jun 8 2004, 06:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/listmania/list-browse/-/2WE01ST4Z4YY0/103-9179228-3231868' target='_blank'>Interesting...</a>

    My favorite is the Solid Gold S.E.P. (Stop Eating Poop) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Did you read the <i>review</i> for that? My god...<!--QuoteBegin-GWAR+Jun 8 2004, 08:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (GWAR @ Jun 8 2004, 08:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005ME4Z/qid=1086745299/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-2395856-6571962?v=glance&s=videogames' target='_blank'>This Hellspawn</a> should be at the top of that list.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh god... the recommendations, dude... I believe I am now <i>dead</i>. The very fact that there is an actual item on amazon.com called "You Suck Crap." That just... Wow.
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    I'm going to have to go with Mr. Poopy the Octopus too:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Features:

    Molded from original designs, each piece is hand poured, sanded & scraped by hand.
    Each piece is airbrushed, detailed by hand, and inspected 3 times during the 32 step process.
    Each piece is painted with different color combinations. If you want to specify the colors, call us.
    All our products come with a metal loop for easy hanging.
    We at Clay Planet Designs hope you enjoy them as much as we enjoy making them. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I don't know what he does, or what he's made for, but with a name like Mr. Poopy he's priced to own (okay, maybe not at $54.00).
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