Bit Of Humour
ASnogarD
Join Date: 2003-10-24 Member: 21894Members
Join Date: 2003-10-24 Member: 21894Members
<div class="IPBDescription">..not to be taken seriously</div> I was thinking about a recent game of NS and had a strange thought, which provoked a very funny image.
Imagine this... You as a Onos devour a marine, but a group of HMG wielding marines apprear and you try run off but the marine you devoured is slowing you down.
How about that if you use devour again it spits out the marine you were digesting, in a forcefull manner...ie the ex-digested marine become a projectile.
Now before you flame, its not a serious suggestion...I just thought to share the funny image such a suggestion would provoke.
I think it would be hilarious to see a nearly digested marine being spat out with tremendous force at a group of chasing marines.
<!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> .... <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> ``<=- --- <PAAAATOOOI!> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Funny , no ?
Imagine this... You as a Onos devour a marine, but a group of HMG wielding marines apprear and you try run off but the marine you devoured is slowing you down.
How about that if you use devour again it spits out the marine you were digesting, in a forcefull manner...ie the ex-digested marine become a projectile.
Now before you flame, its not a serious suggestion...I just thought to share the funny image such a suggestion would provoke.
I think it would be hilarious to see a nearly digested marine being spat out with tremendous force at a group of chasing marines.
<!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> .... <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> ``<=- --- <PAAAATOOOI!> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Funny , no ?
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THis is hilarious! OH man that's funneh.
I doubt this would ever be put in but oh man!
THis is hilarious! OH man that's funneh.
I doubt this would ever be put in but oh man!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<span style='color:white'>It may be a picture, but it's still subject to our 'no flaming' rules.</span>
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meany.
Could look like the pic Bistro posted before it was baleeted.
And if all else fails, we all love projectile vomit!
I mean the Onos would have to really concentrate and that could take up valuable seconds lol. What if the Onos got constepated or whoever you spell it? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Oh yeah, and I guess the onos would have to concentrate. They could make it devour's secondary fire mode, you dig? Primary fire devours, and once you have a marine in your stomach, you can choose to keep him in there, or use devour again, which starts a concentration bar that fills after a few seconds before unleashing the fecal carnage.
Also, this gets a C- for funny, and only after having you beg for a higher grade than a D+. >:I These aren't the kind of topics I like seeing, and they clutter up the forums. That aside, there's no rule preventing them, so on my merry way I go.
The onos is not a pelican. :[
Who said he isn't? As far as TSA knows, it could be a disguised monkeh spewing marine boots. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
As it would just be devour with someone in you it would have the same attack delay of devour. The only "exploit" i could see is spitting someone into a pit.
*pitoooh*
HA: WHEE! I"M FREE! *looks down* uh oh... AHHH!!!!!!! *SPLAT*
And then the voice of the hivemind would start singing The Circle of Life.
now that works <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Oh yeah, and I guess the onos would have to concentrate. They could make it devour's secondary fire mode, you dig? Primary fire devours, and once you have a marine in your stomach, you can choose to keep him in there, or use devour again, which starts a concentration bar that fills after a few seconds before unleashing the fecal carnage.
Also, this gets a C- for funny, and only after having you beg for a higher grade than a D+. >:I These aren't the kind of topics I like seeing, and they clutter up the forums. That aside, there's no rule preventing them, so on my merry way I go. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yes I have, until I deleted the sprite. =X
But still, who says the entire insides are greasy? Closer to the exit, the more air gets in and air can dry things up!!!!
hahaha
And then the voice of the hivemind would start singing The Circle of Life. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Of course the singing will happen, until the Hive gets nuked due to keep the marine alive and having sieges by, instead of killing him first <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Finish 'em off first so the marines can not target an area!!!!!
2) If the rines shot him, garlic sauce would spray all over. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
3) The taco would stay still (stunned?) on the ground for like...say...3 seconds? So the onos can take another bite. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Any remarks? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Hard shell taco could be just regular or at times it can go stale *sp?* where if the onos eats it. The beast takes damage because it scrathes its' throat.
Soft shell taco gives the marine a chance to escape with his/her hands and knife!
lol
If the marine somehow gets a catpack, the marine can punch/knife through the hard shell taco! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
*pitoooh*
HA: WHEE! I"M FREE! *looks down* uh oh... AHHH!!!!!!! *SPLAT* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Makes any room with a bottomless pit an onos's best friend.
Eat.
Spit over the side.
Repeat.
"Um... guys? WTH is that?"
*Ptoeey.*
"OMG, it ate Kenny!"
*Splatter somewhere down below* <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->