Funniest Thing I've Seen In A While

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  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    y'know if NS was as popular as CS these boards would be full of spam and hormone full teenagers right?
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    The hormones aren't always the problem, its the people in my age group who can't seem to control them.

    I look around my school and see people who can't remain composed for more than a second.

    I attend public high-school, and let me tell you: the future of America is grim. Grim and vulgur.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    Agreed, but I don't need to go see the kids at school to figure that one out, TV shows me that fact quite clearly. Hopefully we can get most of them to accept a meager lifestyle full heartedly beliving that the lottery will make them rich and that voting isn't cool. Then we can use them to build our great capital monuments, they don't care, as long as they have money for TV, rap music, and clothing.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    And lets hope that, after that, they have money left over for condems, because if they reproduce, things will only get worse.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    True, at some point thier children might become smart enough to rebel. What we need is some sort of sterility device we can place in the "cool" clothes, thus limiting the risk to our critical thinking empire.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    I'm thinking some sort of tactile explosive.

    Then, when they start ripping each others clothes off to make love like rabid wolverines, it creates enough friction to blow them (or at least their genitals) up!


    Or we start sneaking into people's homes and giving them vasectomies while they sleep...

    I've also heard of a weapon the government is developing that uses sound to induce pain to the point where you vomit and then pass out.

    That last one may not stop people from reproducing, but it sure sounds like fun.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    Man, I was thinking like radiation or something, the whole killing people and causing mass pain and suffering may alert the upper crust of the popular culture sociaty and potentially spark an uprizing before we could suffuciantly eliminate the threat.

    Although the sound thing would be pretty friggin cool, maby we need some "premptive comprehensive testing", of course we would need tell people we are going to give them money...
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    Or we can promise pie.

    Or a chance to see their favorite rapper, "Lil' Snoop Fizzy Drug-AdiKt Q Ice Yo Dawg".
  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    Wow...just...wow.

    I'm beyond words.

    Wow.
  • PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ehe ya it sorta was a joke  it's just I came off a server with these cs tennagers about valve not worken more on cs source then hl2, and I was curious how many of those types of people lurk on these forums
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    Yea after that post everyone just stopped uhh doing something.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gadzuko+May 30 2004, 06:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ May 30 2004, 06:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wonder if he'll ever post <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showuser=19896' target='_blank'>here</a> again? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL
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