Jesus In Coh

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<div class="IPBDescription">(image intensive)</div> This is not to meant to offend anyone, and is purely in fun. If it does become a problem, I will gladly nuke and lock my own post <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

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A couple of us were playing CoH when I hear screaming over the mic. "IT'S JESUS!". Below is our story of adventure.

We walked out of the magic shop, drooling over some SO objects (very good enhancements for you non CoH players). A light shone down, as a NPC named Jesus walked in front of us as we stepped out of the store.

<img src='http://www.readyroom.org/comprox/jesus1.JPG' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

Seeing such an important figure, a large following quickly formed behind him, people literally running to see him!

<img src='http://www.readyroom.org/comprox/jesus2.JPG' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

I felt extremely proud, as he personally noticed my accomplishments in life, I vowed too follow in his footsteps for life!

<img src='http://www.readyroom.org/comprox/jesus2a.JPG' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

Some people began to have doubts about who we were following, so we were blessed with a sign. He walked right through the wall, wood and all!

<img src='http://www.readyroom.org/comprox/jesus3.JPG' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

We soon ran into trouble, and I valiently gave myself up as a sacrafice. Medpack on the other hand ran away...

<img src='http://www.readyroom.org/comprox/jesus4.JPG' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

But soon after, Jesus had abandoned me, Medpack came to be my true saviour, bringing me back to life! I now follow him around attempting to gain more followers...

<img src='http://www.readyroom.org/comprox/jesus5.JPG' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • CodemanCodeman Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9497Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    hahah thats classic
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Dude that's so random that it's awesome. I love how CoH players are able to put down what they are doing at any given time and just have some fun. Just like that guy doing jumping jacks and his minute following.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Hahahaha! Nice.
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  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    i went as high as i could and teleported my team up there purely to watch them fall <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> following calls on TS 't you freaking ****' hehe
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Decidedly worth a chuckle. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • ANeMANeM Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16267Members, Constellation
    edited May 2004
    I feel slightly ashamed knowing that Nataljas old sidekick (Medpack) now is a higher level than her..

    Oh well.. Still the most awesome cool TSA character.
    Not to mention the original one. (Created in the first hour of the 3day headstart)
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  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    Oh, and another classic part to this story.

    We met moses halfway thru our journey, with some followers splitting off to follow the new found one, I was too dedicated and did not get any screenshots, but I shall see if I can get some <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • DarkDudeDarkDude Join Date: 2003-08-06 Member: 19088Members
    I'm assuming this was an Easter Egg, pretty cool. Yet another reason for me to pick up CoH, too bad I'm short on cash. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    ...For some reason, I can hear the Benny Hill theme playing in my head while reading this. MAkes it much funnier thinking of it like that at least.
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  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Fun fact: 'Jesus' is an everyday boys name in Spain. A religion teacher of mine in High School who spent a few years there noted that it was always slightly embarrassing to call a thusly named boy back to attention in rel ed <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    I've seen three different incarnations of Jesus in-game. Two of them were long-haired duded with peace-sign symbols over tie-dyed shirts.

    That's the only carpenter Jesus I've ever seen. Maybe I'm just not playing enough.
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    ahhhhh yessss

    the silly npc names in CoH

    Also be on the look out for (Null) and Yoda <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nemesis Zero+May 28 2004, 06:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ May 28 2004, 06:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Fun fact: 'Jesus' is an everyday boys name in Spain. A religion teacher of mine in High School who spent a few years there noted that it was always slightly embarrassing to call a thusly named boy back to attention in rel ed <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    True, but It's pronounced HAY-sus, and I belive J.C. in spanish is Jesu Cristo. (accento sobre la u.)
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  • WitherWither A Bugged Life Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11513Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    Yah I should pick CoH up.
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  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Wither+May 28 2004, 02:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wither @ May 28 2004, 02:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yah I should pick CoH up. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's exactly what i'm thinking. But without a job, paying for it's gonna be a bit hard. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    edited May 2004
    It is a bit costly, but it's the only MMORPG I've really felt was worth paying for (I love Planetside dearly, but I'm not paying that much money for 15 - 20 FPS of monochrome textures). Edit: After reading about what SOE has done to PS now, I'm never touching that pile of monkey poop again.

    I've only seen Jesus once in game. He thanked me dearly for smacking down on some nubs that were troubling him, then asked what he could do to repay me. I think you can figure out the rest.
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  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+May 28 2004, 05:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ May 28 2004, 05:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Dude that's so random that it's awesome. I love how CoH players are able to put down what they are doing at any given time and just have some fun. Just like that guy doing jumping jacks and his minute following. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Haha, that was me and SkinnY <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    Good times!
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