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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+May 28 2004, 04:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ May 28 2004, 04:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Shinobu and her fans scare me. Not like a typical nettism - man, Japan scares me, idiot forumites that don't know your you're scare me, jam scares me - I actually fear the Shinobu massive, knowing they could be on the streets and you reading could be one - you might even know my mother. I mean what, where's the attraction? You want small and needy? Buy a dog. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ok, some of that paragraph is VERY hard to understand, but I think you're dissing on Shinobu, which is not cool. Shinobu, besides being cute as mentioned before, is a very easy character for many people to identify with, or at least I know I do. I see a lot of myself in that character, insecure, often self-defeating, not the most physically attractive, completely obsessed with the object of her affections, etc. I was rootin for her the entire series, and I think she was the most attractive character. Just give her a few years, then she'd be legal.
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+May 28 2004, 01:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ May 28 2004, 01:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Just give her a few years, then she'd be legal. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's a terrible thing to say!

    I don't understand why people adore her so because, not only does she look like an infant, she's treated like one too. At least Motoko has belly-fire, you can be a fan of her whether you like strong willed ladies or just plain prefer kickass ninjas, it's all good. Shinobu just, you know, broods a lot and gets comforted by Su.

    Anyway, nevermind any of that - she lost to Naru! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    And she has stupid knickers, they've got strawberries on them or something.

    That ain't cool.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+May 28 2004, 09:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ May 28 2004, 09:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And she has stupid knickers, they've got strawberries on them or something.

    That ain't cool. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hey you leave the fruity underwears alone! Strawberries are awesome.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+May 28 2004, 07:08 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ May 28 2004, 07:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+May 28 2004, 09:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ May 28 2004, 09:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And she has stupid knickers, they've got strawberries on them or something.

    That ain't cool. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hey you leave the fruity underwears alone! Strawberries are awesome. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    todayyy while the blossoms still cling to the viine
    i'll taaste your strawberries, i'll driink your sweet wiine~
  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    Wait, does that say iSatan?

    Hold 10,000 souls in your pocket.
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    In Shinobu's defence, that reference to The Little Matchgirl had me beaming for minutes.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Not like a typical nettism - man, Japan scares me, idiot forumites that don't know your you're scare me, jam scares me - I actually fear the Shinobu massive, knowing they could be on the streets and you reading could be one - you might even know my mother. I mean what, where's the attraction? You want small and needy? Buy a dog. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Can someone translate that into english? I think i'm insulted but I don't know :o
  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    just finished watching love hina and the specials and love hina again , enjoyed them and like 1~24 is nomal and then 25 is WHOA PANTIES and love hina again is WHOA <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><b>GROPAGE!! </b> </span> XD
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited May 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+May 28 2004, 08:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ May 28 2004, 08:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+May 28 2004, 04:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ May 28 2004, 04:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Shinobu and her fans scare me.  Not like a typical nettism - man, Japan scares me, idiot forumites that don't know your you're scare me, jam scares me - I actually fear the Shinobu massive, knowing they could be on the streets and you reading could be one - you might even know my mother.  I mean what, where's the attraction?  You want small and needy?  Buy a dog. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ok, some of that paragraph is VERY hard to understand, but I think you're dissing on Shinobu, which is not cool. Shinobu, besides being cute as mentioned before, is a very easy character for many people to identify with, or at least I know I do. I see a lot of myself in that character, insecure, often self-defeating, not the most physically attractive, completely obsessed with the object of her affections, etc. I was rootin for her the entire series, and I think she was the most attractive character. Just give her a few years, then she'd be legal. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    He has a point, some people will like her simply because they find parts of the character to identify with or they know someone who holds similar characteristics. After seeing some of the series I think a good quality of a person like that is that they inspire other people.

    [EDIT] SONIC my friend! Where did you download it?!? My collection is... most incomplete[/EDIT]
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Nettism - usually overused cliches or standard practice that you'll inevitably see filthy humans repeat every other. See also: non-words like pwn, omg, etc.

    Massive - People, group, collective. Jamaican origin.

    Mother - mother.

    I am saying that all of Shinobu's qualities could easily be replicated in a puppy. I don't love puppies, but they'd surely whine less.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+May 29 2004, 05:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ May 29 2004, 05:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I am saying that all of Shinobu's qualities could easily be replicated in a puppy. I don't love puppies, but they'd surely whine less. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Obviously SOMEONE never had a puppy. Puppys and dogs are some very whiny creatures.

    And that's still a very confusing paragraph. What's with the "your you're" thing?
  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    yeah, but they still whine less than shinobu ;P
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    I was referring to this sentance really

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->idiot forumites that don't know your you're scare me, jam scares me<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+May 28 2004, 07:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ May 28 2004, 07:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> [EDIT] SONIC my friend! Where did you download it?!? My collection is... most incomplete[/EDIT] <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, Sonic, tell us where...
  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
  • camO_ocamO_o Join Date: 2004-04-19 Member: 28028Members
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    When Love Hina was a popular IRC topic a year or so ago, I read the first bit when someone posted a link. Not knowing what I was reading, all that went through my mind 'one guy runing a girls dorm' was 'cheap porn on paper'. Cue pictures of busty young girls in bikini shots.

    Cue nerds.

    Finish.

    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Comprox+May 29 2004, 08:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Comprox @ May 29 2004, 08:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Cue pictures of busty young girls in bikini shots. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <img src='http://www.dnr.state.sc.us/cec/educate/img/bullseye.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Cam- ha ha. Funneh. That was dry wit at it's best. (I think.)

    Comprox- Cute busty girls FOR TEH WIN.
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+May 29 2004, 12:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ May 29 2004, 12:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+May 29 2004, 05:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ May 29 2004, 05:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I am saying that all of Shinobu's qualities could easily be replicated in a puppy.  I don't love puppies, but they'd surely whine less. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Obviously SOMEONE never had a puppy. Puppys and dogs are some very whiny creatures.

    And that's still a very confusing paragraph. What's with the "your you're" thing? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's just a higher, more entertaining imagining of the English language, my friend. And the "your you're" thing refers to the fact that 90% of internet-folk can't differentiate between the possessive "your" and the declarative "you're".

    Honestly, is it so hard to get right?
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited May 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-camO.o+May 29 2004, 02:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (camO.o @ May 29 2004, 02:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> tnerrottib <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <span style='color:white'>No warez, please.</span>
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    Cold-NiTe, check your PMs.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Oh Yeah! Thanks CF.
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Tell me, do you find Shinobu most attractive when those crocodile tears are welling in her eyes?
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+May 29 2004, 07:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ May 29 2004, 07:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Tell me, do you find Shinobu most attractive when those crocodile tears are welling in her eyes? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well usually around that time I'm crying with her, so not really.
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