Why Uzi Has A Hard Time With Ppl

UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Or, How not to greet me</div> Heres a decent little story about how


I was jogging and this guy who was out smoking a cig holds his arm up and was "Hold it why are you running?" I say to him "Im out jogging why?" he replies "I want to know why your asking me that." he says "Im a police officer." Then I ask him " Can I see some identification?" he goes "It's in the house." "So I say to him, "Unless you have identification on you can't stop me for **** and if you are a police officer, do you have a badge number?" "he feeds me this line "I'm just wondering why your (running) I say im doing my evening jog like I always do (note im apart of the local neighborhood watch and a police trainee) Anyway I just had to vent. If this guy is a cop, then he's a real stupid one and if he isn't I should report him to the authorities for imitating a police officer.
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  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    Chances are, his a drunk. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Might I suggest alternative c), accepting that there's idiots out there and carrying on?
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  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    edited May 2004
    Tried that long ago Nem...
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    I'd post that PA strip with the Punctuation Gang but I can't find it, but you know what I mean.
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  • SpoogeSpooge Thunderbolt missile in your cheerios Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 67Members
    Maybe he's part of a neighborhood watch program. Did you see a sign that looked like this?

    <img src='http://www.ci.rochester.mi.us/police/images/neighborhoodWatch-HR.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    edited May 2004
    Im apart of the local neighborhood watch. INFACT I FRICKEN CREATED THE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH (for the area). <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SpoogeSpooge Thunderbolt missile in your cheerios Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 67Members
    In that case you must have forgotten to use your Weirdo Repelant spray before leaving the house <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+May 25 2004, 12:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ May 25 2004, 12:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'd post that PA strip with the Punctuation Gang but I can't find it, but you know what I mean. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't know if they do know what you mean, sadly.
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  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    ya lol i no what u mean cuz i saw that b4 but i didnt think it was funny lol

    Man... that hurt me.
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  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spooge+May 25 2004, 12:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spooge @ May 25 2004, 12:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> In that case you must have forgotten to use your Weirdo Repelant spray before leaving the house <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You mean the glock?
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    You should've just told him that Daddy doesn't want you to talk to strangers.

    Then sprinted off screaming, "I NEED AN ADULT!," over and over again.
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  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    <!--QuoteBegin-Duff-Man+May 25 2004, 01:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Duff-Man @ May 25 2004, 01:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You should've just told him that Daddy doesn't want you to talk to strangers.

    Then sprinted off screaming, "I NEED AN ADULT!," over and over again. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Duff-Man for teh win (again).
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+May 25 2004, 12:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ May 25 2004, 12:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'd post that PA strip with the Punctuation Gang but I can't find it, but you know what I mean. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Do you mean <a href='http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-07-07' target='_blank'>this</a> one? I know there was another, but I'm in the middle of cooking. I don't have to deal with this!
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