Happy Mothers Day

JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
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Other than the fact that everyday you should appreciate your mother, this is the special time of the year to show it. Now, here's a list of Sarge approved items you might want to consider getting mother

Extra-bendy Cactus
Exotic Flightless Bird
Undercarriage Washer
Dispenser of Goodies
Yoga-tizing Spatula
Mutant Goblin
Argentine Man-Servant
Space Goo (or similar)
Fractal Misnomer
Rhinoplasty
Donkeyplasty
Nastyplasty
Old Shoe Horn
Old Horn
New Shoe
Smaller Crawdads
Sandbox (with box)
Transparent Ding-Gong
Articulated Thing
Round One (or likewise)
Extras
Candy with Tips
Sonambulent Honkie
Misguided Dobro
Banjo Spaceship
Parachutes and Fishes
Tu Blave
Macchu Picchu
Most Postacio
Mustafa Portencio
Claven (sans nuts)
Shanks, all types
Wind Samples
Mutton
Extraordinary Slorf
Fineries

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<a href='http://www.redvsblue.com' target='_blank'>New RVB out today as well.</a>
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    edited May 2004
    Lovely.

    Such a shame today isn't Mother's Day.

    EDIT: Oh, you Americans and your non-standard dates.
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Depends on time zones.
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  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    Nah, "mothers day" is just another commercialied consumer day, if you want to honor your mother you should do it on a day where you wont feel forced to do so <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    But this way i only have to do it one day of the year!
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  • Paranoia2MBParanoia2MB Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7832Members
    Why no "Childrens Day?" What has my mother or father done for me recently? lol
    And don't give me this "they put a roof over my head and feed me" crap <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    hehe

    Just make your own card for the day. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Paranoia-2MB+May 9 2004, 09:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Paranoia-2MB @ May 9 2004, 09:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Why no "Childrens Day?" What has my mother or father done for me recently? lol
    And don't give me this "they put a roof over my head and feed me" crap <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    hehe

    Just make your own card for the day. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think there called "birthdays" , but im not sure ^^
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  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    You scared me then.


    Yes, im from England.
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  • ObstObst Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14436Members, Constellation
    If I knew whre my mother is, I could say something to her about mothers day <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>yay <3</span>
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  • GWARGWAR Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2297Members, Contributor
    Mothers day, a day I may have to deal with my weird family.

    .... Yay ......
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited May 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Epidemic+May 9 2004, 01:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Epidemic @ May 9 2004, 01:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Nah, "mothers day" is just another commercialied consumer day, if you want to honor your mother you should do it on a day where you wont feel forced to do so <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    it's not up to us, it's up to our mothers. my mom feels like she's entitled on mother's day, so i indulge her.

    i don't really feel like bringing up that self-righteous "AIEE CONSUMER HOOERZ" crap. mother's day can actually make some people feel good.
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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    Unfortunately, I don't get back from college until at least wednesday, therefore, I don't really get to do anything special until then (which is fine with me, because I don't like be bound to an arbitrary day with no meaning - reminds me of Valentine's day and it's no-apparent-reasoning for being the focus of love between couples). Then again, I might wait until saturday to include my sister in the festivities.

    I was thinking, pancakes and eggs for breakfast, and some flowers (no...not for breakfast <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> ).
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  • raz0rraz0r Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18395Members
    it seems to be 9th may in US and Europe, well, holland at least, i wonder why not UK
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Well, that frightened the life out of me.
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