Chips: Looking 4 Class 2 Kahraa Zenomorph

CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
edited April 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">Now hiring!</div> In todays random news article of the day. the California Highway Patrol is looking for ways to webb people up.

<a href='http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/04/26/odd.spidergun.reut/index.html' target='_blank'>http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/04/26/odd....reut/index.html</a>

<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The state highway patrol, hoping to avoid another epic traffic jam caused by a suicide jumper on a major bridge, wants inventors to design and build a gun that can capture would-be jumpers in a spider-like web.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Why research it when you can just get yourself a cute and cuddley gorge to walk on over to the potential jumper and then webb him up.

ahahahah

I hope our deptartment will get some spider guns when/if they ever come out. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

hmm rubber bullets, water cannons, pepperspay paintball guns, pepperspray sticky foam cannons, sound cannons to make you vomit, bad guys beware, non leathal weapons get better and better. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Comments

  • Boy_who_lost_his_wingsBoy_who_lost_his_wings Join Date: 2003-12-03 Member: 23924Banned
    oh great the police are zerg teching! RUSH!
  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    Fast-forward 30 years, and we're all driving vehicles ending in "-mobile" and wearing brightly colored skintight outfits. It's the cartoonist's dream!
  • Boy_who_lost_his_wingsBoy_who_lost_his_wings Join Date: 2003-12-03 Member: 23924Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gadzuko+Apr 26 2004, 07:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ Apr 26 2004, 07:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Fast-forward 30 years, and we're all driving vehicles ending in "-mobile" and wearing brightly colored skintight outfits. It's the cartoonist's dream! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    NASCAR
  • Fro5tyFro5ty Join Date: 2003-09-26 Member: 21238Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cpl.Davis+Apr 26 2004, 07:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Apr 26 2004, 07:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> In todays random news article of the day. the California Highway Patrol is looking for ways to webb people up.

    <a href='http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/04/26/odd.spidergun.reut/index.html' target='_blank'>http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/04/26/odd....reut/index.html</a>

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The state highway patrol, hoping to avoid another epic traffic jam caused by a suicide jumper on a major bridge, wants inventors to design and build a gun that can capture would-be jumpers in a spider-like web.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Why research it when you can just get yourself a cute and cuddley gorge to walk on over to the potential jumper and then webb him up.

    ahahahah

    I hope our deptartment will get some spider guns when/if they ever come out. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    hmm rubber bullets, water cannons, pepperspay paintball guns, pepperspray sticky foam cannons, sound cannons to make you vomit, bad guys beware, non leathal weapons get better and better. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Don't forget the uber-stinky paintballs they have too. Skunk musk, rotten eggs, garbage and baby poo. Also, the military are making one that creates a literal hot zone in an area. It gets to a certain tempature that it becomes rather unpleasent and forces the people to scatter. Why have a gorge when you can have a lerk with lerklift and the gorge? Use spores as tear gas, have umbra so you don't have to buy expensive body armor, have primal scream to stun the people, healspray to the eyes to blind a target, and bilebomb to silently make an entrance in a building.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    ooh ooh check out this one.

    <a href='http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/04/27/bear.mauling.ap/index.html' target='_blank'>http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/04/27/bear...g.ap/index.html</a>

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) -- A 15-year-old boy on a wilderness expedition for emotionally troubled youths woke up to find a 400-pound brown bear with a bad attitude sitting at his feet.

    After trying unsuccessfully to back out of the tent, the boy was bitten in the forearm and decided to fight back, punching the bear with his left hand a half-dozen times, Alaska State Trooper Adam Benson said Monday.

    When the teenager tried to run, the bear bit him again below his ribs, this time leaving a half-dozen puncture wounds on his back, Benson said.

    The boy punched the bear again, and again she let him go, but chased him around a nearby stand of trees.

    He eventually remembered an air horn in his gear, and blew it in the bear's muzzle, waking others in the camp, said Steve Prysunka, director of the six-week "Crossing Wilderness Expeditions for Youth" program.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /><!--endemo--> !!!!

    Thats gotta be a site to wake up too.
    Why use an HMG, the next tiem you see an Onos lay the smack down on him!
  • NikonNikon Join Date: 2003-09-29 Member: 21313Members, Constellation
    ya, that kid must had <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /><!--endemo--> sized balls....... i mean really, PUNCHING a bear? His first reaction wasnt to scream, use his alarm, but to PUNCH A BEAR.......... your supposed to scream like a girl, throw stuff at it, then as a last resort, punch, not the other was around..... geesh
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