Ecilpse, Exodus Of The Marines
Thardin
Join Date: 2004-01-05 Member: 25081Members
Join Date: 2004-01-05 Member: 25081Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Comedy Thread</div> *Off in the space station of Ecilpse they told you, the Internet made you stupid, they were right*
(Sniffle, have to take out a lot of emotes)
Exodus of The Marines
In the marine start the command chair has been deployed, the round started, the sadistic divine being that started this never ending thing created these marines for his selfish amusement and done it well it has.
Marine1: whos comming!?!?!?!11111eleven
Marine2: N00B I BE TAH COMM?
Marine3: I will gentlemen, *enters to the relief of the 7v7 team, dropping only an IP and armory
All six of the marines gathered around the holy relic which they worship as an armory and began to gank it for all it's worth.
Marine3(Now known as comm): Guys? GUYS!!! No more ammo, get me the 1337 RTs!
The marines get full ammo of everything, comm drops an Obs which is unbuilt as the marines scatter to the four winds
Marine1: WTH guys where are j00? Guys? Is in Horseshoe and is frightened
Let us see from skie's view Marine1's fate is!
RT
Maine1
Gor Gor Gor Gor Gor
Marine1: TAH FATTIES, N000000!!!!!111ELEVEN *Pulls out knife*
Gorge Forces: Pwnt!
The marine dies to the spitting, corrupted, and unusual large teamwork of gorges
Commander: Marine1? Oh, there you are. STOP GETTING AMMO!!!! *Pulls kill switch on Marine1*
Marine2: 0mg I am tah by Triad RT. Spams need order commander 15 times in mere seconds
Marine2: NEED RT, AHHHH RES ****----!!!!!!!
Gets clawed to death and the khaara now own the map except
Marine4-7: Commander, we need a PG at CC!
Commander: Huunh? AH yes!
The PG goes up, there is no hive in CC though
Commander: I hate you all, no armory for dis team y00
Recycles armory and leaves
Marine2: now i tah c0mm!?
Gets in and makes 8 IPs
Onos: Mwahahaha.g.g..g.g.wahahaha Yaaar!!!!1111one
Gorge: <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Marine1-7: 0MG PWNOS
Marine7: WT-----gets eaten
The marine forces are decimated besides 2 which run, the IPs are destoryed, the marines have been closed in Triad by gorges making DC/SC/MC walls to close the doorways besides the one leading to Ecilpse hive.
Marine1: lets go dat way?
Marine2: of course, is not teh trap, they to doopid for dat
Walks from Triad to Ecilpse hallway
Pwnos: A couple of guys were up to no good and started making trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mom said were moving to Belar wookie wook woo. You will pay for making my life into this Mc'Donald role model fat body of mine!
Marine1-2: He can rap! AND he's a pwnos!
Marine1: The bullets they do nothing!
But wait, our heros must be saved by a generic stranger!
Pwnos: Blargh! Gets a kantana sliced from his behind, resulting in, M.M.M..M.MONSTER KILL!
Marine1-2: Thank you stranger! Blip.b.b.b.lip
Mysterious Stranger: !?
Gor
Gor
Gor
Gor Marine1 Marine2 Mysterious Stranger Gor Gor Gor
AllMarines: OH NO! GORGE TRAIN!
Gorge Forces: PWN0RIZE!!!
The marines are then wiped out by the gorges
This is just the beginning, the war has just started.
Stay tuned for my next episode: NS_Hera , no one can hear you scream in space, because your mic is to low n00blet.
(Sniffle, have to take out a lot of emotes)
Exodus of The Marines
In the marine start the command chair has been deployed, the round started, the sadistic divine being that started this never ending thing created these marines for his selfish amusement and done it well it has.
Marine1: whos comming!?!?!?!11111eleven
Marine2: N00B I BE TAH COMM?
Marine3: I will gentlemen, *enters to the relief of the 7v7 team, dropping only an IP and armory
All six of the marines gathered around the holy relic which they worship as an armory and began to gank it for all it's worth.
Marine3(Now known as comm): Guys? GUYS!!! No more ammo, get me the 1337 RTs!
The marines get full ammo of everything, comm drops an Obs which is unbuilt as the marines scatter to the four winds
Marine1: WTH guys where are j00? Guys? Is in Horseshoe and is frightened
Let us see from skie's view Marine1's fate is!
RT
Maine1
Gor Gor Gor Gor Gor
Marine1: TAH FATTIES, N000000!!!!!111ELEVEN *Pulls out knife*
Gorge Forces: Pwnt!
The marine dies to the spitting, corrupted, and unusual large teamwork of gorges
Commander: Marine1? Oh, there you are. STOP GETTING AMMO!!!! *Pulls kill switch on Marine1*
Marine2: 0mg I am tah by Triad RT. Spams need order commander 15 times in mere seconds
Marine2: NEED RT, AHHHH RES ****----!!!!!!!
Gets clawed to death and the khaara now own the map except
Marine4-7: Commander, we need a PG at CC!
Commander: Huunh? AH yes!
The PG goes up, there is no hive in CC though
Commander: I hate you all, no armory for dis team y00
Recycles armory and leaves
Marine2: now i tah c0mm!?
Gets in and makes 8 IPs
Onos: Mwahahaha.g.g..g.g.wahahaha Yaaar!!!!1111one
Gorge: <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Marine1-7: 0MG PWNOS
Marine7: WT-----gets eaten
The marine forces are decimated besides 2 which run, the IPs are destoryed, the marines have been closed in Triad by gorges making DC/SC/MC walls to close the doorways besides the one leading to Ecilpse hive.
Marine1: lets go dat way?
Marine2: of course, is not teh trap, they to doopid for dat
Walks from Triad to Ecilpse hallway
Pwnos: A couple of guys were up to no good and started making trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mom said were moving to Belar wookie wook woo. You will pay for making my life into this Mc'Donald role model fat body of mine!
Marine1-2: He can rap! AND he's a pwnos!
Marine1: The bullets they do nothing!
But wait, our heros must be saved by a generic stranger!
Pwnos: Blargh! Gets a kantana sliced from his behind, resulting in, M.M.M..M.MONSTER KILL!
Marine1-2: Thank you stranger! Blip.b.b.b.lip
Mysterious Stranger: !?
Gor
Gor
Gor
Gor Marine1 Marine2 Mysterious Stranger Gor Gor Gor
AllMarines: OH NO! GORGE TRAIN!
Gorge Forces: PWN0RIZE!!!
The marines are then wiped out by the gorges
This is just the beginning, the war has just started.
Stay tuned for my next episode: NS_Hera , no one can hear you scream in space, because your mic is to low n00blet.
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Gets 8 knieves in his back after he steps down from the stage of the forum.
Never under estimate angry forum lurks, they will come in swarms!!!
<!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> <<<<<<<<<ME!!!!!111111111111111111ELEVEN
As the khaara team!
Gwahahaha!!!!!! In hera, so stay tuned!
-Exodus of the Marines
We will now make another title to make no sense with this following stripe, enjoy!
================The Khaara Cause=========================
They said in Hera, never to knife a skulk, THEY WERE WRONG!!!!
Once again the hive mysterously spawns in Archving and our heros in this 6v6 discuss their plans and stratagems!
Skulk1: I'm going to make the 2nd hive!
Skulk2: fadE 'ere!
Skulk3: NO ME FADE!!!
*The two attack each other, FF is on but the hive heals them, they fight for the rest of this stripe, stop reading this informing setence*
Skulk4: *Gorges in double*
Marine1: Commander, a gorge is in bound, attacking!!!
*The marine begins to knife duel the gorge, who pitifully screams for backup*
Gorge: 0MFG DIE! *Healsprays marine*
Marine1: OH NO, MY EYES!!! The googles they do nothing!!! (shamelessly ripped off of The Simpsons)
Marine1 suicides to prevent RFK, that n00blet!
Gorge suicides because he doesn't know what the gorge is suppose to do.
Skulk5: Tehehe!!! (first minute) *Drops SC in the midst of his fighting moronic team mates*
Skulk1-4: OH NO!!! TAH SC, AGGHHH!!!
The khaara now berserk, begin attacking the SC and kill it.
Skulk5: Foolish fools! (I don't know how but he onoses?!)
Skulk1-4: ONOS!!! MARINES HEL---
Onos: *Pwns his teammate's into oblivion and is admin teleported on the MS start RT*
Admin: Who dares defile these ancient lands? Who dares the wrath of the Admin and the Marines?! (Shamelessly ripped off of WC3 ROC Campaign, AKA Cenarius)
<!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /><!--endemo--> I do!!!
Admin: Ultima!!!! *Slaps onos for 600 damage*
Onos: AIEEEEEEEE!!!!! *goes to the top of the map and hits the invisible roof and is falling down*
Admin: OH SH---
The onos then splatters as he falls upon the admin.
ROUND DRAW!!!!
As you see, even the most moronic can use the onos to it's true capabilities....*is an old man by the fireplace, smoking a pipe*
Tehehehe!!! Insert $.50 vanish special effects!!!
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