Women

HawkeyeHawkeye Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1855Members
<div class="IPBDescription">From a guy's point of view...</div> I don't understand them. Don't get me wrong. They are mothers of our children, and they have proven at least to me they are more than equal to men. However, when it comes to relationships, I really don't understand women.

For example, if your girlfriend asks you if she's fat, what do you say to that? A guy is straightforward. A guy will tell you exactly what he's thinking.. no more.. no less. Women are complete opposites. They play mind games with you.

If she asked this question, how would you answer? She doesn't want the truth. If she tries something on and wants an honest opinion, she'll ask her girlfriends. If she asks you, she wants only one answer. So if she wants to hear that she's beautiful, why does she ask?

Anyone care to explain here that is of the female species?
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  • Ph0enixPh0enix Join Date: 2002-10-08 Member: 1462Members, Constellation
    If my GF asks if shes fat, or if something looks good on her, I tell her the truth. You can't be scared of telling someone the truth

    She apreciates my honesty TBH.
  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Don't bother. It's not worth the brainstrain, honestly.

    They say they want honesty, when they want honeyed words. If you're honest, you're cruel. If you're dishonest and they realise, you're even crueller for not being honest, and from here on treated as a dishonest person.

    It's not worth the effort getting your head around it.
  • Ph0enixPh0enix Join Date: 2002-10-08 Member: 1462Members, Constellation
    Now, on the other hand, if someone can explain why in the middle of an discussion/arguement women bring up things long ago settled, often with no relevance to the current arguement, i'm all ears <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • baconflapsbaconflaps Join Date: 2004-02-09 Member: 26314Members
    The only thing women do that annoys me, at least down here, is fish for compliments. They say the whole "Am I fat?" or they state it "I'm so fat/ugly/flat chested?" and then you can't help but compliment them. I really dislike that.
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Hawkeye+Mar 27 2004, 12:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hawkeye @ Mar 27 2004, 12:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't understand them. Don't get me wrong. They are mothers of our children, and they have proven at least to me they are more than equal to men. However, when it comes to relationships, I really don't understand women. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    As far as I understand, that's completely normal.
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    maybe because they were only settled as far as <b>you</b> are concerned <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Depends on the person hawk... honesty isn't bad if you word it right ^~
    Truth is, lil questions like that are kind of 'comfort' almost... they want to know how you feel about them, view them, whatever. If they ask if it makes their bum looks big the answer you give is almost as much about HOW you say your answer as to what the actual answer is =3

    It's like romantic poetry type stuff; sure it's silly but it makes you feel pretty and special (unless they describe your eye like frying pans or something not so great sounding like that lol)
  • SpoogeSpooge Thunderbolt missile in your cheerios Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 67Members
    These might be old but someone just sent them to me in an email a couple days ago. Enjoy.
  • SpoogeSpooge Thunderbolt missile in your cheerios Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 67Members
  • SpoogeSpooge Thunderbolt missile in your cheerios Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 67Members
  • SpoogeSpooge Thunderbolt missile in your cheerios Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 67Members
    And the old quote: "Yes Dear."
  • baconflapsbaconflaps Join Date: 2004-02-09 Member: 26314Members
    edited March 2004
    Damn, that stuff's pretty sexist. Wouldn't catch me cracking any of that stuff out around my female friends :x. Women are perfect, methinks. Horribly confusing, but once you get a basic understanding, it's great to be with one. Mmm, now I need to get out my dry spell.
  • weggyweggy Join Date: 2003-06-04 Member: 16998Members
    ROFL, the Gap thing is so true. All the women in my life that go to the store to get "something" come back with bags and bags of stuff.
  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-baconflaps+Mar 26 2004, 05:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (baconflaps @ Mar 26 2004, 05:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Damn, that stuff's pretty sexist. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Indeed.

    But as with most parody, worryingly accurate. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    As long as it's given in a light-hearted way, where it's clear there's no malicious intent, then your only problem is that minority of people who will <i>try</i> to take offense at <b><i>everything.</i></b>.
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    funneh stuff =P

    as for the fishing for compliments thing -- well, if you don't want to make her feel good, you're probaly with the wrong woman... I willingly told my ex-girlfriend how beautiful she was constantly, throughout every day, without being prompted... didn't stop her from cheating on me out of insecurity though...

    I'm trying to keep faith that there's a good woman out there who can make me happy without cheating on me... it's so sad, it seems that the better a man you are, the nicer you are, the more likely they are to take advantage of you and cheat and crap <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> I should just start being a jerk and my women problems will probably be solved <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ThinGThinG Lord of wub and vlaai Join Date: 2003-04-11 Member: 15400Members, Reinforced - Supporter
    Women make fun of me in public... ridicule me on the street when I'm riding my bike home... mock me in public. Women are mean cruel things that make me do stupid stuff to myself.

    Yeah... women...
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Loved the images.

    Women are ace! She's asking whether she looks fat? <i>Of course not!</i> Basic stuff, gents, why bother making life difficult?
  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+Mar 26 2004, 12:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Mar 26 2004, 12:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Loved the images.

    Women are ace! She's asking whether she looks fat? <i>Of course not!</i> Basic stuff, gents, why bother making life difficult? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    or say how she looks fat but you are sure that there are fatter women out there, they love that too
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Or you could demand she's too <i>slim</i>, stamp her toe so she screams, and shove a pastie in her face! Ha ha ha!
  • NikonNikon Join Date: 2003-09-29 Member: 21313Members, Constellation
    Ultimately there is no point in trying to understand women. They are people, and being that, each one is different. While they might share common characteristics, and wants...... in the end, they each have their own quirks and issues.
    Also, much of the confusion brought on from women is deep rooted social conditioning, learned from observation and treatment. Now not only is the problem perpetuated by media and society as a whole, but as men, we are greatly at fault for this too. The way women are treated, albeit not nessecarially(sp?) by you in particular, plays heavily in this. Again, this is due to the conditioning as men. Now not only women have these problems either, theirs are just more noticed seeing as how it has become "ok" for women to vocalize themselves in this fasion while men should show a hardened, simplistic self.

    Basically, both sexes are ENTIRELY insane. Both men and women, cheat, lie, deceive and perpetuate the problem as a whole, but generally do it so unknowingly and without real malicious intet. With the divorce rates as common as they are, is it any suprise that poor relationship habbits are as prevelant as they are?

    The way I look at it is this......... I just need to meet someone whos insanity I can cope with, and works parrallel to mine <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> then I get the rest of our lives to try and figure her out, as a person, not the entire female gender. And really, once you find that particular person, what do the rest of them matter anyway?
  • weggyweggy Join Date: 2003-06-04 Member: 16998Members
    My fellow men! I have, from a woman, the answer to the timeless question, "Do I look fat?" Read on and be enlightened!

    Me: i mean, what do you do if a girl asks you "do i look fat?"
    Me: if shes skinny, thats no problem
    Me: just say "no"
    Me: but if shes not
    Me: if you say "no, your not fat"
    Me: then she'll get mad at you for not being honest
    Me: but if you say "yeah, your fat"
    Me: she'll get upset that you're mean to her
    Girl: yeah
    Me: how do you win that?
    Girl: lol
    Girl: you say she's beautiful
    Me: ahhhh
    Girl: and you dont care what size she is
    Girl: it's justa number to help you buy pants
    Me: but then she'll say your trying to change the subject
    Girl: no
    Girl: she wont
    Me: hmm seems, illogical. are you sure she wont say that?
    Girl: yes
    Me: meh, okay. anyway, i should post this and enlighten my fellow brethern
    Girl: yes you should
    Girl: if she says 'do i look fat?'
    Girl: you should say, 'no, you look beautiful'
    Girl: regardless of how she looks
    Me: got it
    Me: i think
    Girl: good

    THERE WE HAVE IT! The answer at long last has been revealed <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    yeah, beautiful = right answer -- she won't BELIEVE you, she'll still think she's fat, but she WILL stop bugging you... there is no long-term cure <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    Holy generalizations, Batman! Not every woman is concerned with their appearance. I've meet plenty of women who looked good without even trying.

    A friend of mine looks really beautiful, and she's never tried to enhance it using make-up. She's not concerned with what other people think of her appearance, and she's pleased with herself. The only time i see her wearing makeup is when she's dressing up in a particular style, and that's done for fun. (And this type of girl isn't uncommon at all, you just have to talk to women.)

    Those images were <b>funny</b>. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> I fail to see how anyone would claim that they're sexist when they were intended to be funny, not demeaning to women. (I find it funny how much people regard demeaning women as "sexist", but don't find demeaning men or elevating women above men as "sexist".)
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    edited March 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Shockwave+Mar 26 2004, 08:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Shockwave @ Mar 26 2004, 08:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Don't bother. It's not worth the brainstrain, honestly. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ^^ I have spent many nights trying to interpret the female psyche, and they still mystify me. If they ask you something, tell them what you think, becuase they asked for your oppinion.

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    weggy is right
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  • SpoogeSpooge Thunderbolt missile in your cheerios Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 67Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CForrester+Mar 26 2004, 02:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Mar 26 2004, 02:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Those images were <b>funny</b>. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> I fail to see how anyone would claim that they're sexist when they were intended to be funny, not demeaning to women. (I find it funny how much people regard demeaning women as "sexist", but don't find demeaning men or elevating women above men as "sexist".) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hehe, that's what I thought too. And just for clarification, they were forwarded to me by a FEMALE coworker because I was curious why she and our other FEMALE coworkers were standing around her desk and laughing.

    Looks like it might be time to put down the flaming bras and grow a sense of humor. GG Feminazis.
  • HawkeyeHawkeye Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1855Members
    I really wonder what must be going through their minds. They ask for our opinions, but it isn't our opinions they want.. they want the sugar-coded chocolate-coded "so it can go down easier" medicine to say they are beautiful and that they are everything you've ever wanted in a girl, etc. etc.

    I mean I know the answer to make them happy is "yes, you're beautiful," but since when have women gone insane and started wanting honest opinions AND carefully placed lies that look honest?
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited March 2004
    hawkeye, it's unfortunate that the only girls you've met (i suppose) are ones that fit the stereotype.

    find someone who appreciates honesty.
  • HawkeyeHawkeye Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1855Members
    Hehe.. Zig.

    Can you say, denial? lol

    Just give it a year. You'll be whipped and when she asks you if she looks fat in a dress, after having argued with her on multiple occasions just for being honest, you'll find yourself answer "you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    though women mystify me too, it's definitely not for this reason...

    it's simple, really -- she asks how she looks, yeah, be honest. if you think she looks beautiful, tell her. if you don't, you probably shouldn't be with her.

    this is why love stinks and is so bitterly ironic. I thought my ex was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen, and I told her constantly. She cheated on me, and here I am single. and yet, there's tons of guys who RESENT having to tell their girlfriends they're beautiful, they think of it as a chore, not a privilege, not second nature... and these people have better love lives than me...

    life is so cruel.
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    <a href='http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-06-30&res=l' target='_blank'>It's a hard thing to get to know women</a>
  • Paranoia2MBParanoia2MB Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7832Members
    edited March 2004
    Women and men are not perfect nor are either any better than each other.

    My x...now my gf again..not sure..I think the make out session yesterday and the almost sex is a sign where back I suppose, but she confuses me at times and she also says that I confuse her so ya <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I think men and women are at equal balance.

    *woo I started the 3rd page heh*
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