Death By Ipod!

DubersDubers Pet Shop BoyEdinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">What is the world coming to?</div> <a href='http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rumormill/ipod_killing.html' target='_blank'>Death by iPod</a>
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  • ElectricSheepElectricSheep Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15716Members
    Yes that truly is pathetic. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • AFLACAFLAC Join Date: 2003-11-28 Member: 23687Members
    edited March 2004
    ... People are idiots....

    But still LMAO!

    <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Poor guy <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    That's what she gets for not backing things up. 20 to life.


    And remember: if the RIAA doesn't get you, the homicide detectives will.
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  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    You know it's not made by Microsoft because you aren't seeing advertisements about how "The music never skipped a beat!" ("beat" pun only partially intended)
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  • XiileXiile Join Date: 2003-02-22 Member: 13818Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->“She must have stabbed him 40 to 80 times with that iPod. His death was not instantaneous, that’s for sure” <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thats hilarious.
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  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-XeroSlayer+Mar 21 2004, 08:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (XeroSlayer @ Mar 21 2004, 08:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->“She must have stabbed him 40 to 80 times with that iPod. His death was not instantaneous, that’s for sure” <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thats hilarious. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    You know those Macintosh comercials, where the person is explaining how they switched to Apples from PCs?

    Now you can have ex-cons on those ads saying they do ALL their murders with Macintosh products from here on.
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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    Am I the only one who noticed the root url? or clicked on any of the links on that page? Or even stopped for half a second to think "hey, this seems mighty implausible!"?
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  • ElectricSheepElectricSheep Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15716Members
    Did you notice the <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> in my post? The rumor bin with Joan Rivers.
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  • HybridclawHybridclaw Join Date: 2003-11-03 Member: 22271Members
    edited March 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->only after he accused her of illegally downloading music<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    who legally downloads music?


    (other than me *wink wink smile* <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    some sh*tty rapper is gonna put something about always packin his iPod for the gang wars or somethign now.
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+Mar 21 2004, 08:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Mar 21 2004, 08:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> some sh*tty rapper is gonna put something about always packin his iPod for the gang wars or somethign now. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hahaha. I'll bust my 'pod on you, yo.
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  • TeKniKaLTeKniKaL Join Date: 2003-01-27 Member: 12802Members
    Wonder what kinda music she had...hint hint.
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  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Pulse+Mar 22 2004, 01:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pulse @ Mar 22 2004, 01:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Am I the only one who noticed the root url? or clicked on any of the links on that page? Or even stopped for half a second to think "hey, this seems mighty implausible!"? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    THANK YOU! God I was waiting till someone worked it out. Thought you geekorz would have spotted it straight away lol
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  • TeKniKaLTeKniKaL Join Date: 2003-01-27 Member: 12802Members
    ya got me.
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  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    Heh, thats funny. Let this fictional news report be a lesson to you all: Don't f*** with other people's music collections.
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  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DuBERS+Mar 21 2004, 09:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DuBERS @ Mar 21 2004, 09:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Pulse+Mar 22 2004, 01:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pulse @ Mar 22 2004, 01:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Am I the only one who noticed the root url? or clicked on any of the links on that page?  Or even stopped for half a second to think "hey, this seems mighty implausible!"? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    THANK YOU! God I was waiting till someone worked it out. Thought you geekorz would have spotted it straight away lol <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, i did spot it right away.. i hope everybody in this thread is joking.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    I probly would have spotted it sooner if I actually knew what Liguidgeneration.com actually was. But eh, it's still funny.
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  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    Sadly, a lot wierder crap than this happens all the time, so I didn't stop to think about it. It's kinda funny, I guess. Meh.

    Try clicking on one of the sidebar links on that site though (like sports, travel, etc.), that's some good stuff. Not PG-13 though.
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gadzuko+Mar 21 2004, 10:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ Mar 21 2004, 10:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Sadly, a lot wierder crap than this happens all the time, so I didn't stop to think about it. It's kinda funny, I guess. Meh. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    True that.

    All around brilliant stuff. I am now gonna buy an iPod for a <i><b>completely unrelated reason.</b></i>
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-XeroSlayer+Mar 21 2004, 06:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (XeroSlayer @ Mar 21 2004, 06:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->“She must have stabbed him 40 to 80 times with that iPod. His death was not instantaneous, that’s for sure” <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thats hilarious. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    After the first hit I think someone would do something about it.
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  • DarkDudeDarkDude Join Date: 2003-08-06 Member: 19088Members
    Only in Tennessee...
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    I love this:
    "Related News: Get great deals on the new Apple iPod mini. Starting at under $250"


    *looks at his iPod*
    hmm <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    Man complains about girlfriend's aural piracy. Man is killed by iPod.
    Gotta adore the irony.
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    man that is a crappy way to go
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    if anyone saw the movie Casino, you see someone get killed by a ballpoint pen.

    It's funny how you can kill with almost anything. I'm sure an iPod can really kill somehow.
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