i was in the battle for the galaxy server, and it was on map co_promethius or sumthin. anyway i was a HA with a welder, and there was another HA welding a weldable in sector 4. Then this fade came along, starts slashing at that HA. I busted out my welder and started welding the HA while he was being attacked. I then noticed the HA had resupply and kept getting his health regenerated as well.
you wouldnt belive how long the fade tried to kill that HA i kept welding. it musta been like 2 mins or so. After those 2 minutes, the fade finally noticed what I was doing the whole time and attacked me. yep i died but the guy i kept alive ended up killing the fade anyway and i was just like "omg...what a moron of a fade"
Holding double at the map with Sewer, Generator, and Ventilation hive (CANNOT remember). As I gorge I manage to hold off about 6 marines and in fact I never died......AND someone got SC first and the second hive went up at 10 minutes.
One of the funniest moments ive had recently was knifing 2 fades in a row (although my teammates had hurt them a bit) and a gorg which was healing them. love medspam <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Another funny moment was in a clan match where Staechy knifed a sulk , lerk, fade and onos with my help in a single round. It was funny to watch tho but annoying how he got his knife in first. Ive still got to try and beat that record <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Also there were some funny moments in 1.04 with leap. In caged 3 marines were building outside the door at shipping as it had been stuck by ocs but they were on low health due to comm refusing meds (but i had no idea at this point) i leaped down the corridor hitting all 3 and getting a triple leap kill. It was the funniest thing i had ever seen <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Russian roulette, NS style We built six IPs in a circle. Marines or aliens (no, we weren't playing seriously) stood on the IPs, when a marine (who wasn't standing on an IP) killed himself... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> .
Of course there are innumerable funny moments, so I cant list 'em all here. But most of them involved gorges <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Once as a marine I had low HPs and tried to jump over a gap to waste a gorge. He noticed me as I jumped, ran toward me so that I collided with him, I fell down and died. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Another funny moment was in a clan match where Starchy knifed a skulk , lerk, fade and onos with my help in a single round. It was funny to watch tho but annoying how he got his knife in first. Ive still got to try and beat that record <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> That truly was the funniest PCW ever. The way he leaped off a crouched marines back, and knifed the lerk mid-air
God, i nearly died!
And yes, that onos was so mine, he came and got the knife in at the last moment <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
well i particulary liked that time , on a map , i don't remember the name, i started marines after like 5 minutes of game, took some ammos at armory , then started to run to an hive, sincve comm wouldn't give me orders, i arrived to sewer hive, wich was aliens main hive, under that hive were a hole filled of water, and since i didn't seen any aliens around i decided to go down the water, and there i seen all alien team as gorge , building DCs everywhere, just to survive under water without hive..., i ran back to the base, and there were all marines, the comm were giving HA and welders to everybody, then all 6 marines were rushing , welder in hand , and we gone kill that hive, with welder, once it was nearly half down, a man in RR cam aliens , and started to harass us , we all welded each other, and that skulk were afraid to come near us , because welder were muhc more damaging tough... and that alien were going backward while we were trying to catch him in our welder fire, then he left game , we killed hive , and went down water welding all DCs and gorge....
also i remember, in 1.04 if i remember well, some guys had an hack , that when they were aliens , they could change their skins to rines, as well as weapons, thus you could get lmg killed by an alien... we were 3 on that map , 1 comm and me in rines, and that cheater in alien... and that guy were saying "no i'm not cheating you smoke too much etc..."...was funny tough
also i liked some bugs, like the rinbes being able to build outside map , like in ns_hera, also that map i talking about in 1st text , with swer and engine hive (cant remlember 3rd hive name , tough it was the greatest room ever for an hive) and also , that map with noname hive (mother hive in 3.0) where u could build up the cockpit.... these times were funny , trying to kill rines with lerks gaz...
all those things hapened in 1.04 and later, but before 2.0...
Mine killed an onos. It was co_ulesseys (ACK SPELLING!!), I had a jp. He ran in our base and I put a mine on the exit. Set it off as he left.
On co_core, knifed two skulks chewing the cc <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Happened to me just yesterday. Got cloak and was onos, stood right in the middle of the hallway and waited for the sound of hot jets carrying a rambo marine... PLOP! right from the air into my mouth and he was like "WTH Where did youCOMEFrom!!>!? omg!!"
following some dude around 10 metres behind him into generator on nothing. i hear a couple of skulks tear him apart so i walk in and i only have 4 shotty shells and my knife. 4 skulks come around the corner (1 alone then followed by the 3 others) this is what happened
Super Joe killed Joshida with shotgun Super Joe killed J!mj@m^nosound with shotgun (TEAM) Mr.Shinji (S77 Vestibule): wait a min <-- slow com replying to my ammo call Super Joe killed ToXik-yogHurt with shotgun Super Joe killed :@:@:@: with knife
i missed the first shot so i had to make the 3 shells i had left count. obviously i did. after that i was on 10 hp and i frantically spammed the voice coms and text team speak asking for ammo and meds, i didn't get them and i was parasited 10 seconds later. great. :< the dude was liek "OMG hax ROFL OMG PARA KILL I OWN J00!!!11" when he failed to realise i'd taken our half his team. :<
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dont remember who said it
roses are red violets are blue all of my base are belong to you
co_kestral
skulking in MS using only parasite... ... and getting kills doing so ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^------^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this really irritates the marine team------this just makes everyone on the server laugh
Was playing as Marine on NS_Mineshaft (?) and we were loosing bad. We only had marine start and sewer, but had full upgrades. The game was a stalemate for about 30-45 minutes where nobody was able to destroy the others bases/RT's and "a no-man's land" developed. We couldnt afford much, so we mostly had a few HA's gaurd bases while LA LMG/Shotties countered and probed, however, ALL the aliens were ONOS, and devoured anyone who left the bases at Sewer and Main. Being alittle annoyed, I asked the COM for mines. I took them and placed them on top of each other on the floor at the entrance to Sewer. It was pre 3.0, so the mines didnt stack, but were actually overlapped one another, and looked like only one mine. I then stood on the mine stationary to try and act as bait. An onos walked by, saw me, and ran over and devoured me. Without being in him more than like 1/2 a second, the mines went off and killed him, freeing me. When the COM saw this, he spammed all our res as mines to all the marines, and we killed like 1/2 the Oni on the map doing this before they cought on. It was so funny.
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you wouldnt belive how long the fade tried to kill that HA i kept welding. it musta been like 2 mins or so. After those 2 minutes, the fade finally noticed what I was doing the whole time and attacked me. yep i died but the guy i kept alive ended up killing the fade anyway and i was just like "omg...what a moron of a fade"
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3 spit kills, and about 6 well placed OC kills.
Another funny moment was in a clan match where Staechy knifed a sulk , lerk, fade and onos with my help in a single round. It was funny to watch tho but annoying how he got his knife in first. Ive still got to try and beat that record <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Also there were some funny moments in 1.04 with leap.
In caged 3 marines were building outside the door at shipping as it had been stuck by ocs but they were on low health due to comm refusing meds (but i had no idea at this point) i leaped down the corridor hitting all 3 and getting a triple leap kill. It was the funniest thing i had ever seen <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
We built six IPs in a circle. Marines or aliens (no, we weren't playing seriously) stood on the IPs, when a marine (who wasn't standing on an IP) killed himself... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> .
Of course there are innumerable funny moments, so I cant list 'em all here. But most of them involved gorges <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Once as a marine I had low HPs and tried to jump over a gap to waste a gorge. He noticed me as I jumped, ran toward me so that I collided with him, I fell down and died. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Another funny moment was in a clan match where Starchy knifed a skulk , lerk, fade and onos with my help in a single round. It was funny to watch tho but annoying how he got his knife in first. Ive still got to try and beat that record <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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That truly was the funniest PCW ever. The way he leaped off a crouched marines back, and knifed the lerk mid-air
God, i nearly died!
And yes, that onos was so mine, he came and got the knife in at the last moment
<!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
well i particulary liked that time , on a map , i don't remember the name, i started marines after like 5 minutes of game, took some ammos at armory , then started to run to an hive, sincve comm wouldn't give me orders, i arrived to sewer hive, wich was aliens main hive, under that hive were a hole filled of water, and since i didn't seen any aliens around i decided to go down the water, and there i seen all alien team as gorge , building DCs everywhere, just to survive under water without hive..., i ran back to the base, and there were all marines, the comm were giving HA and welders to everybody, then all 6 marines were rushing , welder in hand , and we gone kill that hive, with welder, once it was nearly half down, a man in RR cam aliens , and started to harass us , we all welded each other, and that skulk were afraid to come near us , because welder were muhc more damaging tough... and that alien were going backward while we were trying to catch him in our welder fire, then he left game , we killed hive , and went down water welding all DCs and gorge....
also i remember, in 1.04 if i remember well, some guys had an hack , that when they were aliens , they could change their skins to rines, as well as weapons, thus you could get lmg killed by an alien... we were 3 on that map , 1 comm and me in rines, and that cheater in alien... and that guy were saying "no i'm not cheating you smoke too much etc..."...was funny tough
also i liked some bugs, like the rinbes being able to build outside map , like in ns_hera, also that map i talking about in 1st text , with swer and engine hive (cant remlember 3rd hive name , tough it was the greatest room ever for an hive) and also , that map with noname hive (mother hive in 3.0) where u could build up the cockpit.... these times were funny , trying to kill rines with lerks gaz...
all those things hapened in 1.04 and later, but before 2.0...
On co_core, knifed two skulks chewing the cc <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
PLOP! right from the air into my mouth and he was like "WTH Where did youCOMEFrom!!>!? omg!!"
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I can't belive its not butter!
this is what happened
Super Joe killed Joshida with shotgun
Super Joe killed J!mj@m^nosound with shotgun
(TEAM) Mr.Shinji (S77 Vestibule): wait a min <-- slow com replying to my ammo call
Super Joe killed ToXik-yogHurt with shotgun
Super Joe killed :@:@:@: with knife
i missed the first shot so i had to make the 3 shells i had left count.
obviously i did. after that i was on 10 hp and i frantically spammed the voice coms and text team speak asking for ammo and meds, i didn't get them and i was parasited 10 seconds later. great. :<
the dude was liek "OMG hax ROFL OMG PARA KILL I OWN J00!!!11" when he failed to realise i'd taken our half his team. :<
dont remember who said it
roses are red
violets are blue
all of my base
are belong to you
co_kestral
skulking in MS using only parasite... ... and getting kills doing so
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^------^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
this really irritates the marine team------this just makes everyone on the server laugh
Was playing as Marine on NS_Mineshaft (?) and we were loosing bad. We only had marine start and sewer, but had full upgrades. The game was a stalemate for about 30-45 minutes where nobody was able to destroy the others bases/RT's and "a no-man's land" developed. We couldnt afford much, so we mostly had a few HA's gaurd bases while LA LMG/Shotties countered and probed, however, ALL the aliens were ONOS, and devoured anyone who left the bases at Sewer and Main. Being alittle annoyed, I asked the COM for mines. I took them and placed them on top of each other on the floor at the entrance to Sewer. It was pre 3.0, so the mines didnt stack, but were actually overlapped one another, and looked like only one mine. I then stood on the mine stationary to try and act as bait. An onos walked by, saw me, and ran over and devoured me. Without being in him more than like 1/2 a second, the mines went off and killed him, freeing me. When the COM saw this, he spammed all our res as mines to all the marines, and we killed like 1/2 the Oni on the map doing this before they cought on. It was so funny.