Favorite ns team quotes

VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Whats yours?</div>What are your all-time favorite Natural selection team quotes?

I personally like Fams "If I wanted realism, I'd go outside and eat a plant"

And MonsEs "WTF!? M3h spl33n!!!!!!" That one always makes me laugh!
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  • SinisterSinister Join Date: 2002-04-15 Member: 451Members
    I don't remember who said this, but I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard...
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Dreams are our personal danger simulators designed to
    prepare us for future dangers and other terrifying experiences
    like first job interview and meeting your girl/boy friends parents
    and beeing attaked by invinsible monsters in small corridors.
    only dangers you know will happend.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    A friend of mine said this when he first saw my sig, and I thought it was hilarious. (Yeah, I know. Not exactly on-topic, but I had to.)
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->you live. he doesnt move. doesnt breathe. there is only one way to go. and he camps there<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • Spyder_MonkeySpyder_Monkey Vampire-Ninja-Monkey Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 8Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    MonsieurEvil: "Spyder is one of our forum moderators... he couldn't map himself out of a wet paper bag"
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  • coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    MonsieurEvil:  "NEVAH!!!   DOWN WITH THE MAN! UP WITH PEOPLE! NS R0X0RS J0000! I LIKE CRACKERS AND CHEESE! FAM IS A SNAPPERHEAD! WHAT TIME IS IT?"

    MonsieurEvil:  "Coil, you are like the Jesus Christ of n00bs."

    Flayra:
      * Flayra|Workin donces
      *** Flayra|Workin has been kicked off channel #naturalselection by ChanServ (doncing is illegal! (Comprox)).



    <!--EDIT|coil|Oct. 12 2002,12:31-->
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  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    Eheheheh.  MonsE in a crazy mood = too funny.
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  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    I have to say the "Background of MonsE" post was teh funnyest thing I've ever seen here...

    Too bad MonsE deleted it.

    I thought I copied it to my Hard DIsc, but i think it got deleted accidentally...

    Damn.
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  • BLACK_MonkeyBLACK_Monkey Join Date: 2002-08-03 Member: 1060Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--coil+Oct. 12 2002,12:30--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (coil @ Oct. 12 2002,12:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->MonsieurEvil:  "NEVAH!!!   DOWN WITH THE MAN! UP WITH PEOPLE! NS R0X0RS J0000! I LIKE CRACKERS AND CHEESE! FAM IS A SNAPPERHEAD! WHAT TIME IS IT?"

    MonsieurEvil:  "Coil, you are like the Jesus Christ of n00bs."

    Flayra:
      * Flayra|Workin donces
      *** Flayra|Workin has been kicked off channel #naturalselection by ChanServ (doncing is illegal! (Comprox)).<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Boy, that is funny as h3ll.
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  • BattousaixBattousaix Join Date: 2002-06-25 Member: 822Members
    Hahaha i was there when they kicked flayra that night was funny as hell.....
    Behroz setinfo is funny as hell too
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  • LongtoothLongtooth Join Date: 2002-07-02 Member: 863Members
    My personal favorite is Moleculors "***NUKED****"
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  • CollateralDamageCollateralDamage Join Date: 2002-07-15 Member: 949Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->benign dictatorship<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The mother of all PRopaganda.
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  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    <b><span style='font-size:10pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>**NUKED**</span></span></b>


    <span style='font-size:7.5pt;line-height:100%'>Edited by Non-Moleculor on 11:44 Oct 13</span>



    <!--EDIT|Moleculor|Oct. 14 2002,12:57-->
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Windelkron+Oct. 12 2002,20:44--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Windelkron @ Oct. 12 2002,20:44)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin--><b><span style='font-size:10pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>**NUKED**</span></span></b><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ma Favorite!
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  • GreedoGreedo Bounty Hunter Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 37Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Flayra: "The best part of this discussion is that I get to ignore all of you."
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  • coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <Flayra> come team, let us go, to the readyroom!
    <Comprox> readyroom!
    <coil> readyroom!
    <Greedo386> readyroom!
    <MonsieurEvil> its only a model..
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    <Greedo386> COIL!!  I MUST NOWE OF TEH CHIBIES
    <JediYoshi> wb DOOM
    * Greedo386 was kicked by coil-dontaskaboutchibis (bah.)
    * coil-dontaskaboutchibis was kicked by ChanServ (That user is protected.)
    * coil-dontaskaboutchibis has joined #naturalselection
    * ChanServ sets mode: +o coil-dontaskaboutchibis
    * Greedo386 has joined #naturalselection
    * ChanServ sets mode: +o Greedo386
    * coil-dontaskaboutchibis has left #naturalselection
    * coil-dontaskaboutchibis has joined #naturalselection
    * ChanServ sets mode: +o coil-dontaskaboutchibis
    <Greedo386> rofl

    Err...
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  • Silver_FoxSilver_Fox Spammer Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 34Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    /me points to his sig (Flayra)..



    <!--EDIT|Silver Fox|Oct. 13 2002,22:54-->
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  • MouseMouse The Lighter Side of Pessimism Join Date: 2002-03-02 Member: 263Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    Flayra:"and there wasn't any grenades in HL"

    How could you guys forget it?
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  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    Flayra - How about a mode where the commander can shoot free shotgn blasts everytime he clicks.

    and, I have to:
    (Comprox): Monse, WRONG!



    <!--EDIT|Comprox|Oct. 14 2002,00:08-->
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  • RhoadsToNowhereRhoadsToNowhere i r 8 Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 33Members
    The instant classic:

    (MonsE) Awwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah!
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  • SlycasterSlycaster Limited Edition Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 24Members, NS1 Playtester
    Best quote? That's easy, take a look at greedo's supreme nuke: <a href="http://www.natural-selection.org/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=1;t=6339;st=10" target="_blank">Best. Nuke. Ever</a>

    Just scroll down a little, and you WILL notice it.
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Own3d...

    <img src="http://strike9.com/file.aspx/path=/JediYoshi/fullsize%5c/haha.JPG" border="0">

    Note: My l337 cursor!

    BTW: How do you erase files from a strike9 account?
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