When acronyms attack!

coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
The Following is an Excerpt from the Soon-To-Be-Released Manual!!!!  Not really.

"Now, as a Lvl2, it's your job to get your team RPs by putting up RTs.  Now, putting up an RT isn't a simple affair; you'll want to protect it in case the dude in the CC drops an HMG and some HA in the MS for a grunt just out of the IP and tells him to go hunt you down.  To prevent wasting the precious RPs spent to build the RT, you'll want to also put up at least one DC and two or three OCs to defend it.  An SC could help, as well, pinpointing the marine in HS for your allies.  Just hope you get all this D up before the HMG-carrying HA marine shows up, 'cause otherwise he'll make short work of your OCs and your RT, and you'll probably end up KIA."

This has been an NS PSA brought to you by Robin Williams.

<i>"Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? Cause of the leaks to the VC, he could end up MIA and then we'd all be put out in KP." - Robin Williams,</i> Good Morning Vietnam



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Comments

  • Silver_FoxSilver_Fox Spammer Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 34Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    /me tries to come up with a sentece full of witty acronyms to respond with...


    /me fails
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
  • pielemuispielemuis Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 72Members, NS1 Playtester
    reminds me of one of the naked gun movies ^_^
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Woo boy. Reduced me to tears, literally. Because I was laughing.
  • MerkabaMerkaba Digital Harmony Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 22Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester
    Classic, pure classic.
  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    And put the KFC in the AT&T and don't forget the IRC
  • MonklaMonkla Join Date: 2002-10-08 Member: 1458Members
    right......

    im gonna go sit in the corner now
  • NovakoalaNovakoala Join Date: 2002-07-17 Member: 962Members, Constellation
    Acronyms are great! You can make yourself sound important by rattling off a nice long list of them (whilst actually talking about nothing).

    In the New Scientist a while ago they had a long running series of correspondence on what they called RAS Syndrome (that is, Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome), where the last letter of the acronym is still spoken, effectively meaning you said it twice. For example:

    - ATM Machines (Automatic Teller Machines Machines)
    - PIN Number (Personal Identification Number Number)
    - ITN News (Independent Televison News News)
    - NCP Car Parks (National Car Parks Car Parks) - double there
    - LCD Display (Liquid Crystal Display Display)
    - RAM Memory (Random Access Memory Memory)

    and so on. Just thought you may be interested (anyone want to submit some acronyms of their own)?
  • RhoadsToNowhereRhoadsToNowhere i r 8 Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 33Members
    That's just an awesome list, Monkey_830.  That's the kind of thing that ticks me off too, even though I probably do it quite a bit myself.  I'd probably have to submit "DNS servers" (Domain Name Server Servers) and "HUD display" (Heads-Up Display Display) to that list.
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    DNS = Domain Name Service, fewl!!! <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
  • Spyder_MonkeySpyder_Monkey Vampire-Ninja-Monkey Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 8Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    I couldn't convince a co-worker that PING stands for Packet Internet Groper... she just won't believe it.
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    It's a pity these forums aren't in German, or I could come up with some of the craziest acronyms ever produced - the GDR had a whole official language entirely composed of them.

    P.e., a 'RVGE' (Raufutter verzehrende Großvieheinheit = Raw feed consuming Cattle Unit) was how they called a ... cow.
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    One I see depressingly often is EMP Pulse.

    Where is WTF? He/she seems to be the expert in this field. :-D

    --Scythe--
  • CollateralDamageCollateralDamage Join Date: 2002-07-15 Member: 949Members
    Funny; but allow me to point out that abbrevations are not automatically acronyms. Only those that form new <i>words</i> are.

    For example, HUD could be considered an acronym, but DNS could not.
  • JedisarJedisar Join Date: 2002-03-03 Member: 264Awaiting Authorization
    OKAy...that manual..WTF, I could only understand 3 quaters of those acronyms...not a good way to start a noob off..
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    <!--QuoteBegin--coil+Oct. 10 2002,18:37--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (coil @ Oct. 10 2002,18:37)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->The Following is an Excerpt from the Soon-To-Be-Released Manual!!!!  <b>Not really.</b><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nudge nudge.

    --Scythe--
  • PlaguebearerPlaguebearer Join Date: 2002-03-21 Member: 338Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Of course, there's only oe thing to say about coil's text:

    'ROFL'.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    ROTFLMAO, is what you mean to say.
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