How To Kill Skulks.
TeKniKaL
Join Date: 2003-01-27 Member: 12802Members
Join Date: 2003-01-27 Member: 12802Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Learn the veteran way...</div> Aim crosshair over skulk and hold mouse1 button until a death message appears on the right hand side of your screen. Then you grab a can of coke and drink it. I like long walks on the sunset, wow a turtle. Concur?
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assumption made by TeKniKaL seems quit logical, but is also already know since Wolf3d, Pls do not post out of date material...<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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[hm no crosshair in wolf3d though, awwwww well aim and shoot is THE logic behind fps, so WTH...]
-PD
tek is very wrong in his approach to killing skulks
first you open 3.0 in steam
then you grab your shotgun where you proceed to fire 8 shells directly into the moving skulk, after the sparks are done and you have managed to dodge the skulk after emptining your entire clip and cursing the names of whatever god's you belive in... you will then proceed to pull out your knife and knife the skulk to death
after the skulk blood is drenching your screen you will now try to type "drop" and get rid of the POS shotgun and then you will realise your in combat so you cant "drop" during wich time more cursing will take place
(note experience might vary dependent on how much steam net code feels like raping you up the **** )
I know an exploit when I see one.
Man, I can't wait for beta 4. They really ought to fix this.
I FOUED OUT TATH TIEHS ALSEO WERKS ON OTHAR ALEIANZ LIKE THE LARK AND FAD AND OHNOHS AND GORG
TISH IS A VERAY ABUSEIVE STRAET
IT"S IS TO GOD
anyway ... as for on-topic: silly thread <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I FIGURED OUT THAT THIS ALSO WORKS ON OTHER ALIENS LIKE THE LERK AND FADE AND ONOS AND GORGE
THIS IS A VERY ABUSIVE STRAT
IT IS TOO GOOD <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Seconded!!
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> So true!
This thread feels like the other funny thread in general discussion which attracted 11 pages of garbage.
Step 2: Get killed by a spawn camping skulk and curse till you spawn again.
Step 3: Spawn again, skulk gone, no worries.
Step 4: Look for doggies.
Step 5: Aim at general doggy area.
Step 6: Get the muscles in your arm ready to pull so the index finger clicks the mouse button.
Step 7: Pull the muscles.
Step 8: Try and get same muscles to cooperate so you can change the direction of fire cause the F&^*ing skulk moved.
Step 9: Watch in vain as you can't move the muscles cause they are frightened by the fact that there is now three skulks.
Step 10: Hold down voice comm button.
Step 11: Scream like a little girl, asking for support.
Step 12: Reload LMG because it's out by now.
Step 13: Press the space bar like mad and hold down the a key because the doggy is trying to give you love bites.
Step 14: Go back to Step 1.
but the whole thred just isnt.
but the whole thred just isnt. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I don't know I thought this one was pretty funny:
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ohhh hold mouse button one, it makes so much more sense now, this whole time I've been yelling go go gadget LMG at my screen. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
^^^^^
Winnar
if just because I like the mental image of an LMG flipping up out of a marine's helmet held by a funky servo-arm with no aim whatsoever, just spraying the whole room.
<!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> Maybe it's the drugs talking.
Apples migrate on Sunday Afternoon sunshine.
Problem is...
NS common sense : Shoot anything that tries to get close and bite you, and is not human-looking.
Who wouldn't place crosshairs over skulks anyway?
1. creep up on marine
2. Point and click
3. if u can aim for his ****
4. avoid the shiny metal things flying at you
5. wait ill u see the death icon to the right of ur screen.
(6. If u die, repeat steps 1-5.)
Now you go grab a coke because killing a marines harder than killing an alein
Examine my logic:
<!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif' /><!--endemo--> <--- Bah you think killin a skulks special?
<!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif' /><!--endemo--> <---- now that takes skill
I have my MINIONS of DEWM kill the skulks for me...
Sometimes they need help and I luagh as they die, get out of my La Z Boy chair, and blow the skulks to pieces with my La Zer Vision <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->