X_StickmanNot good enough for a custom title.Join Date: 2003-04-15Member: 15533Members, Constellation
<!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Feb 8 2004, 09:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Feb 8 2004, 09:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Haha yes! Pirates DO own! Although I bet not aone of them actually said "Argh" "Yar" or "Shiver me timbers". <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I bet they did you know. And "Yarrr Jim Lad". And also, "Walk the plank ye scurvy dogs".
Speaking of which, does anyone actually know what pirates DO nowadays and how they do it? I mean, we're not talking a galleon going through the oceans sinking spanish goldships, are we?
A Pirate I was meant to be Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates Edward: A-sailin' out to sea! Bill: When you hear our gentle singing... Haggis: You´ll be sure to turn and flee! Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous.
Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map! Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap! Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers Haggis: We can sing in every clef! Edward: We can even hit the high notes! Haggis: It's just too bad we're tone deaf!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate! Edward: We know he's sure to lose, 'cause we know [just] where to fire at! Edward: We're thieving balladeers. Haggis: A gang of cutthroat mugs. Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns! Edward: Just really good ear-plugs!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work! Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk. Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor. Bill: We'll battle you on land. Edward: But when you meet singing pirates... Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand. Bill: [Ooooh!] That was a good one! Guybrush: No, it wasn't.
Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move! Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove! Bill: We're a pack a' scurvy sea-dogs. Haggis: Have we pity? Not a dram! Edward: We all eat roasted garlic... Haggis: ...then sing from the diaphragm!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing. Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing! Bill: If ye try ta fight us... Haggis: ...you will get a nasty whackin'! Edward: If ya disrespect our singin'... Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: I'm getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming. Haggis: We're ready to set sail, though the cannons need a-priming. Edward: We're troublesome corsairs! Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures! Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat... Edward: ...but we have to rest five measures.
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop! Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop. Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates... ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers? From what I've seen I tell you... ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange. Haggis: And...! Haggis: ...um... Bill: Well... Edward: ...err... Bill: Door hinge? Edward: No, no... Bill: Guess the song's over, then. Haggis: Guess so. Edward: Okay, back to work. Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.
A well deserved Monkey Island reference. <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif' /><!--endemo-->
AllUrHiveRblong2usBy Your Powers Combined...Join Date: 2002-12-20Member: 11244Members
edited February 2004
<!--QuoteBegin-X_Stickman+Feb 8 2004, 04:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X_Stickman @ Feb 8 2004, 04:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Feb 8 2004, 09:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Feb 8 2004, 09:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Haha yes! Pirates DO own! Although I bet not aone of them actually said "Argh" "Yar" or "Shiver me timbers". <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I bet they did you know. And "Yarrr Jim Lad". And also, "Walk the plank ye scurvy dogs".
Speaking of which, does anyone actually know what pirates DO nowadays and how they do it? I mean, we're not talking a galleon going through the oceans sinking spanish goldships, are we? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Well, I would assume that they just board teh ship, steal the cargo, kill whoever would stop them, and then go sell everything they steal on the black market, thus leading to new pirate-speek, such as "I'll be takin that Rolex off ya now" and probly something ablout winching and cargo that just sounds weird.
And actually this is quite a coincedental topic, cuz I wa just talking to a friend of mine about a paper he is writing abotu Pirates (the paper is actually about pirate sodomy, which you wouldn't think would be a very big topic, but there are already several boosk written about the subject.)
X_StickmanNot good enough for a custom title.Join Date: 2003-04-15Member: 15533Members, Constellation
Do they go "I'll be taking that rolex off you now, ye landlubber! yarrrr!"?
I think i remember a documentary about new pirates. They get in a speedboat with automatic weapons, get upside the ship, board it, do stuff, and do a runner..... Possibly while going "YARRRRRRRRRRRRR!" and they might even bring a plank with them.
AllUrHiveRblong2usBy Your Powers Combined...Join Date: 2002-12-20Member: 11244Members
Would they call something other than a plank? Like....plank 2000 or something? And would they call their automatic weapons cutlasses just for the hell of it?
Zig...I am Captain Planet!Join Date: 2002-10-23Member: 1576Members
<!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Feb 8 2004, 01:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Feb 8 2004, 01:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And actually this is quite a coincedental topic, cuz I wa just talking to a friend of mine about a paper he is writing abotu Pirates (the paper is actually about pirate sodomy, which you wouldn't think would be a very big topic, but there are already several boosk written about the subject.) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <img src='http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~hostileintent/forum/html/emoticons/horror.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
The lyrics without <a href='http://www.milegend.com/downloads/mp3/piratesong.mp3' target='_blank'>the music</a> is just blasphemy, so here I am to save the day.
<i>Edit:</i> My only regret is that I cannot illustrate the amazing choreography to go with the song.
Zig...I am Captain Planet!Join Date: 2002-10-23Member: 1576Members
<!--QuoteBegin-Status Quo+Feb 8 2004, 02:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Status Quo @ Feb 8 2004, 02:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Stickman pretty much said that a few posts ago. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> but he left out the part where they burn all your CDs at gunpoint
lol docchimpy, that was probably the funniest part in the game <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
AllUrHiveRblong2usBy Your Powers Combined...Join Date: 2002-12-20Member: 11244Members
<!--QuoteBegin-Zig+Feb 8 2004, 07:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Feb 8 2004, 07:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Status Quo+Feb 8 2004, 02:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Status Quo @ Feb 8 2004, 02:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Stickman pretty much said that a few posts ago. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> but he left out the part where they burn all your CDs at gunpoint <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> No, those are the pirates in the pepsi commercial, these pirates would actually set your CDs on fire, then sell you into white slavery or something.
I just read this from fark.... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
A Pirate I was meant to be Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates Edward: A-sailin' out to sea! Bill: When you hear our gentle singing... Haggis: You´ll be sure to turn and flee! Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous.
Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map! Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap! Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers Haggis: We can sing in every clef! Edward: We can even hit the high notes! Haggis: It's just too bad we're tone deaf!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate! Edward: We know he's sure to lose, 'cause we know [just] where to fire at! Edward: We're thieving balladeers. Haggis: A gang of cutthroat mugs. Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns! Edward: Just really good ear-plugs!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work! Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk. Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor. Bill: We'll battle you on land. Edward: But when you meet singing pirates... Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand. Bill: [Ooooh!] That was a good one! Guybrush: No, it wasn't.
Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move! Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove! Bill: We're a pack a' scurvy sea-dogs. Haggis: Have we pity? Not a dram! Edward: We all eat roasted garlic... Haggis: ...then sing from the diaphragm!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing. Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing! Bill: If ye try ta fight us... Haggis: ...you will get a nasty whackin'! Edward: If ya disrespect our singin'... Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: I'm getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming. Haggis: We're ready to set sail, though the cannons need a-priming. Edward: We're troublesome corsairs! Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures! Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat... Edward: ...but we have to rest five measures.
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop! Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop. Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates... ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers? From what I've seen I tell you... ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange. Haggis: And...! Haggis: ...um... Bill: Well... Edward: ...err... Bill: Door hinge? Edward: No, no... Bill: Guess the song's over, then. Haggis: Guess so. Edward: Okay, back to work. Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.
A well deserved Monkey Island reference. <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I have just one thing to say to that: You fight like a cow!
A Pirate I was meant to be Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates Edward: A-sailin' out to sea! Bill: When you hear our gentle singing... Haggis: You´ll be sure to turn and flee! Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous.
Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map! Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap! Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers Haggis: We can sing in every clef! Edward: We can even hit the high notes! Haggis: It's just too bad we're tone deaf!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate! Edward: We know he's sure to lose, 'cause we know [just] where to fire at! Edward: We're thieving balladeers. Haggis: A gang of cutthroat mugs. Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns! Edward: Just really good ear-plugs!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work! Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk. Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor. Bill: We'll battle you on land. Edward: But when you meet singing pirates... Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand. Bill: [Ooooh!] That was a good one! Guybrush: No, it wasn't.
Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move! Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove! Bill: We're a pack a' scurvy sea-dogs. Haggis: Have we pity? Not a dram! Edward: We all eat roasted garlic... Haggis: ...then sing from the diaphragm!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing. Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing! Bill: If ye try ta fight us... Haggis: ...you will get a nasty whackin'! Edward: If ya disrespect our singin'... Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: I'm getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming. Haggis: We're ready to set sail, though the cannons need a-priming. Edward: We're troublesome corsairs! Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures! Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat... Edward: ...but we have to rest five measures.
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop! Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop. Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates... ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers? From what I've seen I tell you... ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange. Haggis: And...! Haggis: ...um... Bill: Well... Edward: ...err... Bill: Door hinge? Edward: No, no... Bill: Guess the song's over, then. Haggis: Guess so. Edward: Okay, back to work. Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.
A well deserved Monkey Island reference. <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I have just one thing to say to that: You fight like a cow! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> n00b! You're supposed to say "you fight like a dairy farmer!", and then someone <i>else</i> says "How appropriate. You fight like a cow!" <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Nuketheplace+Feb 9 2004, 12:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nuketheplace @ Feb 9 2004, 12:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Fine then: I once knew a dog that was smarter than you! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Damnit.... uh.... "Oh yeah?"
<!--QuoteBegin-BadKarma+Feb 8 2004, 09:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Feb 8 2004, 09:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You know, these guys kill alot of people. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Yep. And it's not like ages ago with olden-day pirates, where ships had escorts or protection aboard... Because if you're sailing in the ocean or going fishing or something, the most you would have is a flare gun, pretty much.
And they carry around guns etc, and are fairly brutal. Hop aboard, rob you, kill you, burn and sink your ship. Maybe rape the women as well.
BizZy_9mm_MessiahOld School MemberJoin Date: 2003-07-25Member: 18411Members, Constellation
edited February 2004
<!--QuoteBegin-X_Stickman+Feb 8 2004, 04:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X_Stickman @ Feb 8 2004, 04:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Feb 8 2004, 09:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Feb 8 2004, 09:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Haha yes! Pirates DO own! Although I bet not aone of them actually said "Argh" "Yar" or "Shiver me timbers". <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I bet they did you know. And "Yarrr Jim Lad". And also, "Walk the plank ye scurvy dogs".
Speaking of which, does anyone actually know what pirates DO nowadays and how they do it? I mean, we're not talking a galleon going through the oceans sinking spanish goldships, are we? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
They usually are semi-rich theives who take over rich people yachts with smg's. Their means of transportation are jet skis and boats of their own. Basically ocean terrorists, but pirates is a much more pwning name. ^^
UZiEight inches of C4 between the legs.Join Date: 2003-02-20Member: 13767Members
<!--QuoteBegin-eediot+Feb 9 2004, 01:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Feb 9 2004, 01:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-BadKarma+Feb 8 2004, 09:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Feb 8 2004, 09:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You know, these guys kill alot of people. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Yep. And it's not like ages ago with olden-day pirates, where ships had escorts or protection aboard... Because if you're sailing in the ocean or going fishing or something, the most you would have is a flare gun, pretty much.
And they carry around guns etc, and are fairly brutal. Hop aboard, rob you, kill you, burn and sink your ship. Maybe rape the women as well. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> OH I WANNA BE A PIRATE ITSA PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!
<!--QuoteBegin-Zig+Feb 8 2004, 05:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Feb 8 2004, 05:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Feb 8 2004, 01:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Feb 8 2004, 01:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And actually this is quite a coincedental topic, cuz I wa just talking to a friend of mine about a paper he is writing abotu Pirates (the paper is actually about pirate sodomy, which you wouldn't think would be a very big topic, but there are already several boosk written about the subject.) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <img src='http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~hostileintent/forum/html/emoticons/horror.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> ROFL
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I once knew a dog that was smarter than you!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
X_StickmanNot good enough for a custom title.Join Date: 2003-04-15Member: 15533Members, Constellation
<!--QuoteBegin-eediot+Feb 9 2004, 06:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Feb 9 2004, 06:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-BadKarma+Feb 8 2004, 09:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Feb 8 2004, 09:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You know, these guys kill alot of people. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Yep. And it's not like ages ago with olden-day pirates, where ships had escorts or protection aboard... Because if you're sailing in the ocean or going fishing or something, the most you would have is a flare gun, pretty much.
And they carry around guns etc, and are fairly brutal. Hop aboard, rob you, kill you, burn and sink your ship. Maybe rape the women as well. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> YAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGG! Them scurvy land-lubbers know the risk when they be boardin' their vessels and settin' out for the high seas, yarrrr.
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<!--QuoteBegin-Stung256+Feb 9 2004, 01:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Stung256 @ Feb 9 2004, 01:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I have some playboy here. This should keep the men away from homosexuality for about three minutes... Yarrr... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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I bet they did you know. And "Yarrr Jim Lad". And also, "Walk the plank ye scurvy dogs".
Speaking of which, does anyone actually know what pirates DO nowadays and how they do it? I mean, we're not talking a galleon going through the oceans sinking spanish goldships, are we?
A Pirate I was meant to be
Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates
Edward: A-sailin' out to sea!
Bill: When you hear our gentle singing...
Haggis: You´ll be sure to turn and flee!
Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous.
Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map!
Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap!
Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers
Haggis: We can sing in every clef!
Edward: We can even hit the high notes!
Haggis: It's just too bad we're tone deaf!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate!
Edward: We know he's sure to lose, 'cause we know [just] where to fire at!
Edward: We're thieving balladeers.
Haggis: A gang of cutthroat mugs.
Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns!
Edward: Just really good ear-plugs!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work!
Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk.
Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor.
Bill: We'll battle you on land.
Edward: But when you meet singing pirates...
Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand.
Bill: [Ooooh!] That was a good one!
Guybrush: No, it wasn't.
Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move!
Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!
Bill: We're a pack a' scurvy sea-dogs.
Haggis: Have we pity? Not a dram!
Edward: We all eat roasted garlic...
Haggis: ...then sing from the diaphragm!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing.
Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!
Bill: If ye try ta fight us...
Haggis: ...you will get a nasty whackin'!
Edward: If ya disrespect our singin'...
Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: I'm getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.
Haggis: We're ready to set sail, though the cannons need a-priming.
Edward: We're troublesome corsairs!
Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures!
Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat...
Edward: ...but we have to rest five measures.
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop!
Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop.
Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates...
...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers?
From what I've seen I tell you...
...you're not pirates!
You're just slackers!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
Haggis: And...!
Haggis: ...um...
Bill: Well...
Edward: ...err...
Bill: Door hinge?
Edward: No, no...
Bill: Guess the song's over, then.
Haggis: Guess so.
Edward: Okay, back to work.
Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.
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PIRATES NOW STEAL MP3/DVD PLAYERS! YAR!!! (parrot) Raccck! Hentai! Pauly wants pocky! (whistle)
I bet they did you know. And "Yarrr Jim Lad". And also, "Walk the plank ye scurvy dogs".
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Well, I would assume that they just board teh ship, steal the cargo, kill whoever would stop them, and then go sell everything they steal on the black market, thus leading to new pirate-speek, such as "I'll be takin that Rolex off ya now" and probly something ablout winching and cargo that just sounds weird.
And actually this is quite a coincedental topic, cuz I wa just talking to a friend of mine about a paper he is writing abotu Pirates (the paper is actually about pirate sodomy, which you wouldn't think would be a very big topic, but there are already several boosk written about the subject.)
I think i remember a documentary about new pirates. They get in a speedboat with automatic weapons, get upside the ship, board it, do stuff, and do a runner..... Possibly while going "YARRRRRRRRRRRRR!" and they might even bring a plank with them.
Yar AUH!
We need a new plank!!!! one with case mods and a 3.4 athalon!
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My only regret is that I cannot illustrate the amazing choreography to go with the song.
modern pirates ride around in small, almost invisible usually inflateable rafts
they carry weapons ranging from small knives to small arms
a common tactic:
approach a boat
hold crew up
take cargo
leave
arr
but he left out the part where they burn all your CDs at gunpoint
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No, those are the pirates in the pepsi commercial, these pirates would actually set your CDs on fire, then sell you into white slavery or something.
A Pirate I was meant to be
Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates
Edward: A-sailin' out to sea!
Bill: When you hear our gentle singing...
Haggis: You´ll be sure to turn and flee!
Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous.
Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map!
Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap!
Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers
Haggis: We can sing in every clef!
Edward: We can even hit the high notes!
Haggis: It's just too bad we're tone deaf!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate!
Edward: We know he's sure to lose, 'cause we know [just] where to fire at!
Edward: We're thieving balladeers.
Haggis: A gang of cutthroat mugs.
Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns!
Edward: Just really good ear-plugs!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work!
Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk.
Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor.
Bill: We'll battle you on land.
Edward: But when you meet singing pirates...
Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand.
Bill: [Ooooh!] That was a good one!
Guybrush: No, it wasn't.
Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move!
Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!
Bill: We're a pack a' scurvy sea-dogs.
Haggis: Have we pity? Not a dram!
Edward: We all eat roasted garlic...
Haggis: ...then sing from the diaphragm!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing.
Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!
Bill: If ye try ta fight us...
Haggis: ...you will get a nasty whackin'!
Edward: If ya disrespect our singin'...
Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: I'm getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.
Haggis: We're ready to set sail, though the cannons need a-priming.
Edward: We're troublesome corsairs!
Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures!
Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat...
Edward: ...but we have to rest five measures.
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop!
Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop.
Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates...
...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers?
From what I've seen I tell you...
...you're not pirates!
You're just slackers!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
Haggis: And...!
Haggis: ...um...
Bill: Well...
Edward: ...err...
Bill: Door hinge?
Edward: No, no...
Bill: Guess the song's over, then.
Haggis: Guess so.
Edward: Okay, back to work.
Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.
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I have just one thing to say to that: You fight like a cow!
A Pirate I was meant to be
Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates
Edward: A-sailin' out to sea!
Bill: When you hear our gentle singing...
Haggis: You´ll be sure to turn and flee!
Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous.
Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map!
Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap!
Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers
Haggis: We can sing in every clef!
Edward: We can even hit the high notes!
Haggis: It's just too bad we're tone deaf!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate!
Edward: We know he's sure to lose, 'cause we know [just] where to fire at!
Edward: We're thieving balladeers.
Haggis: A gang of cutthroat mugs.
Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns!
Edward: Just really good ear-plugs!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work!
Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk.
Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor.
Bill: We'll battle you on land.
Edward: But when you meet singing pirates...
Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand.
Bill: [Ooooh!] That was a good one!
Guybrush: No, it wasn't.
Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move!
Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!
Bill: We're a pack a' scurvy sea-dogs.
Haggis: Have we pity? Not a dram!
Edward: We all eat roasted garlic...
Haggis: ...then sing from the diaphragm!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing.
Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!
Bill: If ye try ta fight us...
Haggis: ...you will get a nasty whackin'!
Edward: If ya disrespect our singin'...
Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: I'm getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.
Haggis: We're ready to set sail, though the cannons need a-priming.
Edward: We're troublesome corsairs!
Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures!
Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat...
Edward: ...but we have to rest five measures.
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop!
Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop.
Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates...
...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers?
From what I've seen I tell you...
...you're not pirates!
You're just slackers!
Bill/Edward/Haggis: A pirate i was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
Haggis: And...!
Haggis: ...um...
Bill: Well...
Edward: ...err...
Bill: Door hinge?
Edward: No, no...
Bill: Guess the song's over, then.
Haggis: Guess so.
Edward: Okay, back to work.
Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.
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I have just one thing to say to that: You fight like a cow! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
n00b! You're supposed to say "you fight like a dairy farmer!", and then someone <i>else</i> says "How appropriate. You fight like a cow!" <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Damnit.... uh.... "Oh yeah?"
Yep. And it's not like ages ago with olden-day pirates, where ships had escorts or protection aboard... Because if you're sailing in the ocean or going fishing or something, the most you would have is a flare gun, pretty much.
And they carry around guns etc, and are fairly brutal. Hop aboard, rob you, kill you, burn and sink your ship. Maybe rape the women as well.
I bet they did you know. And "Yarrr Jim Lad". And also, "Walk the plank ye scurvy dogs".
Speaking of which, does anyone actually know what pirates DO nowadays and how they do it? I mean, we're not talking a galleon going through the oceans sinking spanish goldships, are we? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
They usually are semi-rich theives who take over rich people yachts with smg's. Their means of transportation are jet skis and boats of their own. Basically ocean terrorists, but pirates is a much more pwning name. ^^
Yep. And it's not like ages ago with olden-day pirates, where ships had escorts or protection aboard... Because if you're sailing in the ocean or going fishing or something, the most you would have is a flare gun, pretty much.
And they carry around guns etc, and are fairly brutal. Hop aboard, rob you, kill you, burn and sink your ship. Maybe rape the women as well. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
OH I WANNA BE A PIRATE ITSA PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!
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ROFL
He must've taught you everything you know.
Yep. And it's not like ages ago with olden-day pirates, where ships had escorts or protection aboard... Because if you're sailing in the ocean or going fishing or something, the most you would have is a flare gun, pretty much.
And they carry around guns etc, and are fairly brutal. Hop aboard, rob you, kill you, burn and sink your ship. Maybe rape the women as well. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
YAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGG! Them scurvy land-lubbers know the risk when they be boardin' their vessels and settin' out for the high seas, yarrrr.
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