You Know You're Addicted To Mapping When...

frostymoosefrostymoose Join Date: 2003-09-12 Member: 20799Members
edited February 2004 in Mapping Forum
<a href='http://www.fantaseum.com/arcana/mapaddict.html' target='_blank'>http://www.fantaseum.com/arcana/mapaddict.html</a>

Some of those on there are hilarious. it seems to be mostly geared towards quake but there's lots of funny and general stuff in there too. enjoy.
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  • Anime_Tentacle_MonsterAnime_Tentacle_Monster Join Date: 2003-01-06 Member: 11931Members
    edited February 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You always wonder if the Light phase is doing something or has crashed, no matter how much you tell yourself it's fine. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    /me twitches

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You have zillions of unfinished maps dating back to Doom. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    /me double twitches

    those were funny

    and some sadly dead on
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  • KungFuDiscoMonkeyKungFuDiscoMonkey Creator of ns_altair 日本福岡県 Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14555Members, NS1 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos
    Genius!
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You have zillions of unfinished maps dating back to Doom. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    You know, If I put together all of the parts of maps that I have started, I would have a really big map.
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  • RiceyRicey Join Date: 2003-01-04 Member: 11822Members
    Kung, did you read that whole thing?
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  • MerkabaMerkaba Digital Harmony Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 22Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester
    Yep, thats about the shape of it. Especially the part about a digital camera :/
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  • ZaziZazi Join Date: 2002-05-26 Member: 672Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Sadly enough, 90% of those are true for me. I seriously find myself at parties wondering how I can map the room I'm in and calculating rspeeds in my head... oh boy, I need help.

    And what's this?! A post by Merkaba?! Eeeeeep! He never shows up at this neck of the woods!
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  • ReebdoogReebdoog Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21035Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You want another idea for a map you look around your room in the hope of finding one. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So so true....

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You're trying to get some feature in a map working, but you can't. So you get up, walk downstairs... Then, halfway down the stairs you figure it out and run back to your PC laughing like a giddy teenager. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Man, i'm getting lamer...
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  • MeanMrMustardMeanMrMustard Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23456Members
    I think its very sad and Scary.
    Also a hint of depression.

    But thats cos Im mean.
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  • MendaspMendasp I touch maps in inappropriate places Valencia, Spain Join Date: 2002-07-05 Member: 884Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Gold, NS2 Map Tester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow, Retired Community Developer
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You can't refrain from adding to your map while the compilation takes place, only to crash your computer. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I always do that <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo--> Except I do the modifications, then stop the compile and finally start compiling again <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-MeanMrMustard+Feb 6 2004, 08:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MeanMrMustard @ Feb 6 2004, 08:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think its very sad and Scary.
    Also a hint of depression.

    But thats cos Im mean. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ever since they closed the orphanage you've been nothing but nasty.
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  • chis1chis1 Join Date: 2004-01-13 Member: 25281Members
    haha there good <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I guess i would be like that if i understood mapping a bit more :o
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  • Tribal-BobTribal-Bob Join Date: 2003-12-21 Member: 24600Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"You have a low opinion of "real" architects because all they build is boxes."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    So true

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"You try to change the func_bobbing value of your girlfriend without a recompile"  <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Hehehe

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Your parents ask you why you "waste" so much time mapping, you remind them someday you will be making more than them."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Most of these are pretty much dead on, I read them and started to really think about what I was doing... but them my map finished compiling so I went to test it out <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • RokiyoRokiyo A.K.A. .::FeX::. Revenge Join Date: 2002-10-10 Member: 1471Members, Constellation
    <b>48. Looking out the window, you wanna know how that guy made that skybox. </b>
    Not quite out my window, but every single time I'm out on a cliff top looking out over the landscape or sea, the first thing I do is wonder how I could make a sky box that believable...

    <b>51. You go out for a drive and all the architecture you see makes you think... That would look good in a level. </b>
    Kinda like the last one... Except it happens anywhere.... Especially when I see pipes...

    <b>75. You find yourself wanting to jump off a 20 foot high wall because you'll only lose 5 health. </b>
    Ok I do have a bad habit of jumping off really high walls just to see if I can do it without injuring myself o.O (not related at all to the previous one, I swear)

    <b>118. Your eyes hurt.
    119.Your eyes hurt some more.
    120. Your finger starts hurting.
    121. Your brain hurts.
    122. Your legs hurt. </b>
    Oh yes, happens way too often... In that order...
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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    You are in the middle of a war-zone and just stop to look at some architecture and you get killed. Then you keep trying to get back there not even paying attention and get killed over and over. Then by the time you get to the area you want to see, the scoreboard pops up and you start cursing out loud
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Could be me <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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