Monse's Sig
<div class="IPBDescription">suggestions</div> I notice MonsE is looking for a sig, so let's post some suggestions, I'll start.
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my forums. And you will know my name is the MonsE when I lay my vengeance upon you."
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my forums. And you will know my name is the MonsE when I lay my vengeance upon you."
Comments
how bout
"Good? Bad? I'm the one who can ban!" (army of darkness)
or
"Remember, there is no "ban-limit" on these forums"
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I already PM'ed him with most of my ideas
and telling him to remember to go read SE
*COUGH*
"Got ban?"
"Ban - it's what's for dinner."
"Baninate him!!!"
So many choices...
now you just need a new title <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> (unless some one else assigned you said title <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
Got that one from Stephen King...
It's from me, so take your grubby fingers off of it!
My personal favorites would be, in no special order:<ul><li>Monsieur Evil is a wholly owned subsidary of Lisa Pyle.</li><li>Got rat? (Maybe too insiderish.)</li><li>The above statement does not necessarily represent the whole Natural Selection development teams opinion. At least everyone else hopes so.</li><li>I read your mail. <i>All</i> your mail.</li><li>Run while you still can... If you still can.</li></ul>
"I like crackers and cheese, Fam is a snapperhead, what time is it?" (too old?)
"Highest failed briss count"
probably spelled briss wrong, but I'm not Jewish, so someone can correct me.
(I personaly thought it was realy good <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
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you disturb me, nuff said.
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MonsE Distrubs me also (as I know where thats from... ehhhhhhhch)
MonsE is more or less the Clint of the forums.
"You just banned an ignorant newbie" "Well he shoulda learned himself."
<a href='http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html' target='_blank'>TROGDOR!!!!!1111</a>
"Got ban?"
"Ban - it's what's for dinner."
"Baninate him!!!"
So many choices... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
a.k.a. Mons0r the Baninator
Bet reysh yud taf. Actually, that's probably not right either. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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This is without a doubt perfect sig material for Monse
Also, try:
"If I really wanted to ban you, then you wouldn't be able to read my sig right now."
or,
"I could ban you, but then you wouldn't be able to read my incredibly witty signature."
I love Sunny D the St. Louis Cardinals and ignorance
wait..
or we could keep it simple: BANT
enough bans to fill a 6GB harddrive
couldn't we just ban everyone with a . in their ip?
helmets, shinguards and flak jackets will *not* protect protect you from my admin powers
but bike helmets will..
[edit] Fixinated. [/edit]
[edit] Okay, Photoshop is really annoying me today. Someone else can crop that...
The best part? I have a bumper sticker on my car that says "i read your email" from thinkgeek. Sccaarryyyy...
I could paraphrase Voltaire:
"I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death my right to ban you".