Monse's Sig

dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">suggestions</div> I notice MonsE is looking for a sig, so let's post some suggestions, I'll start.

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my forums. And you will know my name is the MonsE when I lay my vengeance upon you."
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  • GreyPawsGreyPaws Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8659Members
    get back to work you slacker! :: smacks dr.d ::



    how bout

    "Good? Bad? I'm the one who can ban!" (army of darkness)

    or

    "Remember, there is no "ban-limit" on these forums"


    <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    "And then MonsE said unto Noah, thou shalt be BANT!"
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    The shear fact a thread exists to give MonsE a sig. makes me want to eviscerize you. I am sure he is quite capable of making one.
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    eh?

    I already PM'ed him with most of my ideas



    and telling him to remember to go read SE


    *COUGH*
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  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    "Over 180 billion banned."

    "Got ban?"

    "Ban - it's what's for dinner."

    "Baninate him!!!"

    So many choices...
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  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    "Order your ban today!" <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    You are aweful ban-happy MonsE but I rarely see you ban anyone...at least SEE it...*Buys more life insurance*
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    personaly I think that your title makes a much better sig <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    now you just need a new title <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> (unless some one else assigned you said title <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
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  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    "The banning of one is necessary, the banning of a million is fun."
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  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    "I'm the good and the bad. You're just ugly."
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  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    'To ban or not to ban, well its not really a question <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->'
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  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    "<span style='color:gray'>M</span>ay your first day in h*ll last ten thousand years and may it be the shortest"

    Got that one from Stephen King...
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  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited February 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Thansal+Feb 6 2004, 09:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Feb 6 2004, 09:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> now you just need a new title <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> (unless some one else assigned you said title <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's from me, so take your grubby fingers off of it!

    My personal favorites would be, in no special order:<ul><li>Monsieur Evil is a wholly owned subsidary of Lisa Pyle.</li><li>Got rat? (Maybe too insiderish.)</li><li>The above statement does not necessarily represent the whole Natural Selection development teams opinion. At least everyone else hopes so.</li><li>I read your mail. <i>All</i> your mail.</li><li>Run while you still can... If you still can.</li></ul>
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    "Who should I ban today?"

    "I like crackers and cheese, Fam is a snapperhead, what time is it?" (too old?)

    "Highest failed briss count"

    probably spelled briss wrong, but I'm not Jewish, so someone can correct me.
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  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    "get up in that muh!"
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    okay okay, I'm sorry <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    (I personaly thought it was realy good <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Highest failed briss count"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    you disturb me, nuff said.


    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Got rat?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    MonsE Distrubs me also (as I know where thats from... ehhhhhhhch)
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  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    "Now you've got to ask yourself a question teenangster, did you violate one rule or three? Considering I got the .50 Ban Stick capable of nuking you and all your posts, you have to ask yourself a question, do I feel angry? Hell ya punk."


    MonsE is more or less the Clint of the forums.

    "You just banned an ignorant newbie" "Well he shoulda learned himself."
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  • XiileXiile Join Date: 2003-02-22 Member: 13818Members
    edited February 2004
    Woot terrible paint job!
    <a href='http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html' target='_blank'>TROGDOR!!!!!1111</a>
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  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    "Ban one, you're a monster. Ban hundreds, you're a revolutionary."
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  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    edited February 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-MonsieurEvil+Feb 6 2004, 01:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Feb 6 2004, 01:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Over 180 billion banned."

    "Got ban?"

    "Ban - it's what's for dinner."

    "Baninate him!!!"

    So many choices... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    a.k.a. Mons0r the Baninator
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  • TheWizardTheWizard Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10553Members, Constellation
    Everyone seems to want to jump on the ban-wagon
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited February 2004
    "MO-OM, I FINISHED MY SUNNY D SO I'M GONNA GO OUT!!! WHERE DID YOU PUT MY BIKE HELMET!?? YOU ALWAYS MESS UP <i>EVERYTHING</i>!!!" -Mister E
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gwahir+Feb 6 2004, 06:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gwahir @ Feb 6 2004, 06:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> probably spelled briss wrong, but I'm not Jewish, so someone can correct me. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Bet reysh yud taf. Actually, that's probably not right either. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • NGENGE Join Date: 2003-11-10 Member: 22443Members
    wow, owned:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Monsieur Evil is a wholly owned subsidary of Lisa Pyle.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    This is without a doubt perfect sig material for Monse



    Also, try:


    "If I really wanted to ban you, then you wouldn't be able to read my sig right now."

    or,

    "I could ban you, but then you wouldn't be able to read my incredibly witty signature."
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  • DiscoDuckDiscoDuck Join Date: 2003-01-17 Member: 12393Members
    How about

    I love Sunny D the St. Louis Cardinals and ignorance

    wait..
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    no, we do not sell ban insurance

    or we could keep it simple: BANT

    enough bans to fill a 6GB harddrive

    couldn't we just ban everyone with a . in their ip?

    helmets, shinguards and flak jackets will *not* protect protect you from my admin powers
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Black Mage+Feb 6 2004, 09:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Black Mage @ Feb 6 2004, 09:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> helmets, shinguards and flak jackets will *not* protect protect you from my admin powers <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    but bike helmets will..
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    I think Nem0's winning so far.
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    edited February 2004
    MonsE's new sig--it's well within the limits, and it looks nice! After wading through ten thousand posts searching for his picture...

    [edit] Fixinated. [/edit]
    [edit] Okay, Photoshop is really annoying me today. Someone else can crop that...
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  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nemesis Zero+Feb 6 2004, 05:58 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Feb 6 2004, 05:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> [*]I read your mail. <i>All</i> your mail. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The best part? I have a bumper sticker on my car that says "i read your email" from thinkgeek. Sccaarryyyy...

    I could paraphrase Voltaire:

    "I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death my right to ban you".
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