Any pickup phrase ever used such as "The grass is greener on the other side." Dammit, the sentence isn't even logical in any way. It contradicts itself. Bah. All pickup phrases suck, are stupid, and should be refrained from using on penalty of death. Just friggin say "I hope you feel better" or "Want pity sex?"
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I absolutely despise when people say excuses for their deaths in games, like "GG R4ND0M" or "Laggg..."
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Unless your actually lagging.
Also, Im lovin it must be banished to the depths of the neverending abyss.
my personal favorite, quote is one of my own personal fights with a cs player who tried out FA "OMG YOU NUBBIE!!!!!!!" "who?" "insign us " "what he do?" "HE NUKED OUR SD CRATE THRU THE F******* WALL WITH A ******* MORTAR THAT PIECE OF **** WALLHAC**** EXPLOITIN MONKEY MOLESTING ******** IM GONNA RIP HIS ******* BALLS OFF"' "Oh im sorry did i blow your sd crate through a open door from a legally place artillery marker? im sorry your such a whiny lil jackass go play some CS nub" "OMG DID SOME NUBLET JUST TALK BACK TO ME?<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> WTH THIS MOD SUCKS!!!!!!" "Then leave, and btw its m3nkey, gg nublet."
***** has left the game
Forgive the cussin, but this is one of the funniest ones yet. I love it when professional Cs playas get pwned.
<!--QuoteBegin--kida+Jan 21 2004, 06:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Jan 21 2004, 06:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I absolutely despise when people say excuses for their deaths in games, like "GG R4ND0M" or "Laggg..." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Huhuh... gotta hate me. I always make up excuses. I LAGGED!
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<!--QuoteBegin--XeroSlayer+Jan 21 2004, 12:49 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (XeroSlayer @ Jan 21 2004, 12:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> O "Babababababa! Im luvven it!" - MCDonalds. Because this makes me want to NOT go to the local MCDonalds, but go to the Burger King down the road! Yay!
Hehe, thats all I can think up in the matter of 30 seconds. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> madcow GOGOGO!
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<!--QuoteBegin--UltimaGecko+Jan 21 2004, 02:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UltimaGecko @ Jan 21 2004, 02:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "For Pete's sake" - because...who is this Pete, and what do I care about him.? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <i>PETER!!</i> FROM THE <i>BIBLE!!!!!!!</i>
<!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Jan 21 2004, 02:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jan 21 2004, 02:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The phrase "Don't go there", as well as, "so, I was... like... you know."
Also the word "closure". As well as "strategize" and "orientate".
Also, any words said by anyone under the age of 25. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I hope you never have kids Monse, or forget the fact that (dun dun <b>DUNNNNNN</b>!!!) were once a teenangster (and truth be told you still are, but you've securely locked yourself in the closet of bitterness)
<!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Jan 21 2004, 02:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jan 21 2004, 02:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The phrase "Don't go there", as well as, "so, I was... like... you know."
Also the word "closure". As well as "strategize" and "orientate".
Also, any words said by anyone under the age of 25. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> closure= the word people use to try to regain some dignity when dumped
strategize= a corporations method of laying off the most people possible while trying to keep the low employee morale from falling any farther
orientate= preparations for possibly the worst job of your life, generally experience with hoards of other unlucky corporate victims you will grow to despise
Anyone who says "like". And what I mean by this is when people say it it terms of, "like, he was running, like, across the stree". Basically, go-tards who can't forumlate a complete sentence all in once space so they try pausing and saying "like" to give themselves some time. In fact, the best way to subside your anger is to count how many times someone says it when they try talking. 32 is the best record I've had...
<!--QuoteBegin--Zig+Jan 21 2004, 07:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Jan 21 2004, 07:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--XeroSlayer+Jan 21 2004, 12:49 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (XeroSlayer @ Jan 21 2004, 12:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> O "Babababababa! Im luvven it!" - MCDonalds. Because this makes me want to NOT go to the local MCDonalds, but go to the Burger King down the road! Yay!
Hehe, thats all I can think up in the matter of 30 seconds. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> madcow GOGOGO! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> What am I doing now?
It started in freshman year and hasn't stopped. The worst part about it is that I say it constantly. You think it would be easy to stop, but no. Its just so darn catchy
<b>Voluntold</b> : obviously a very perverse and twisted mix of "volunteer" and "told", it is one of the most annoying words I have ever heard. Not only for the actual audible part (which sounds stupid), but the implied meaning (which <i>is</i> stupid).
In a nutshell (<i>which is another annoying saying</i>), "voluntold" simply means you're being forced to volunteer. This, of course, is stupid on numerous levels.
Another <i>incredibly</i> annoying tweak on words is the "<b>-izzle</b>" prefix. It was cute for about, oh, three hours. Then Hollywood got hold of it and thought it'd be a hoot to have grannies saying "fo' shizzle ma nizzle", or whatever the hell it is they say.
And my third contribution to this discussion is the word "<b>uber</b>" (<i>I'm sure there should be those dots or a line over one of the letters, but I'm hardly going to dig through the character map thing to find one foreign letter</i>). It was a nice catch word for a while, but please, people - <i>let it go</i>!!
"Quit with your downloaded skillz." - I sometimes say it with friends, but other times, it gets old.
"Advanced" 1337. You know, 57uff 1||<3 7|-|47 |-|4r|) 7() r34|) ju|\||<. Keep it simple folks!
"pwned" get annoying every once in a while. Man, don't you feel smart when you can move your finger over a little bit. I occasionally do this, but its when making fun of someone.
"h4x00r" - I know its hard, but maybe there is someone out there better that you. Deal with it.
"f-bomb" (actual use of the word, not the seen replacement) being used exponentially. My comeback to people who do this... I just inform them that repetitive use of a word usually means they don't get/do it much.
"Band Geek/Nerd" - Come on, lets be mature. We do keep you awake during football games, so shut up. (no offense to ya jocks out there)
"Geek/Nerd" - Though it is a proudly worn title to some, when used to insult someone, it gets annoying. But hey, just remember what you called us as you refer to us later in life....BOSS.
There are some more, but I'm not in the ranting mood.
<!--QuoteBegin--kida+Jan 21 2004, 04:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Jan 21 2004, 04:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I absolutely despise when people say excuses for their deaths in games, like "GG R4ND0M" or "Laggg..." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Especially when people add 35 extra Gs
<!--QuoteBegin--boooger+Jan 21 2004, 06:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (boooger @ Jan 21 2004, 06:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Anyone who says "like". And what I mean by this is when people say it it terms of, "like, he was running, like, across the stree". Basically, go-tards who can't forumlate a complete sentence all in once space so they try pausing and saying "like" to give themselves some time. In fact, the best way to subside your anger is to count how many times someone says it when they try talking. 32 is the best record I've had... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Only 32? My friends and I were tallying up how many times our classmates said the word "like" during some presentation in English class, and in how much time. I think the record was 64, averaging a "like" every 2.5 seconds or so.
Personally I now hate the "Subscription Expired" phrase that Norton Antivirus is giving me. Its been telling me for the past six months (at least once a day), and every time it brings up a little popup window with it while i'm playing NS, and I loose sound as a result.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->any phrase where an s is replaced by a z...or an e is removed from a word begining with ex-...or x in replace of ecks, icks or any other letter combination where people feel fit to use xs inappropriately. Zs and Xs just aren't cool anymore....<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
"ave it" from anyone who isn't from Yorkshire (that's north England). Actually quite funny when its a squeeky kid. The first time it is anyway.
"kthxbai". What the writer means: "My opinion is so important and mind-crushingly brilliant that it has just ended the discussion. I will be carried on the virtual shoulders of all the worshipping forumites". What it actually means: "I'm insecure. I've added my trite and venomous opinion to this discussion. My thin veneer of arrogance and artificially inflated ego prevent my from being able to handle any form of criticism without blubbing into my mouse."
"!!!". As in the "oneoneone" brigade that overeact to just about everything. For every "!" over the first read: "Look at me - I am soo important. No - look this way - this way.".
"pwned". Difficult enough to handle when you really have been thoroughly shredded and your opponent is lording it over you. Grounds for the use of the pointy stick when it's made by Johnny noskill on someone else's behalf.
"best x evah". No it isn't.
Huge red letters. Bog off. Your opinion isn't that important.
<!--QuoteBegin--MrMojo+Jan 21 2004, 01:11 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MrMojo @ Jan 21 2004, 01:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Lork, clorf, shirtgun. Seriously, this was never funny, and it's still not funny. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Actually, it was at one time frikkin hilarious.. Then the map changed... Yeah, yeah.. I would probably say I want all corporate slogans to die. Especially when used outside of the commercials. I mean, they are hardly okay in the actual commercials, when people start using them in a conversation or something. Well, at that point I want to kill them for being a ****.
Then there is the ever so popular internet/teenager abbreviations. Is so hard to hit that extra Y and O to make "you" instead of "u" or the extra C for "suck" instead of "suk". Really, if someone is going to say "you suck" they should at least spell it properly. Better yet, they should just think up some kind of original insult that might actually do some damage to anyone over the age of three.
<a href='http://130.236.229.149/KnowJackSchitt.swf' target='_blank'>You don't know Jack Schitt</a> is a bit old, but somehow gets funny after watching that.
Actually, the word "pwn" is getting on my nerves a bit. Well, not when used for fun, but when used in casual talk.
oh and btw, Sycophant, it's a suffix Trent Hawkins: Use <a href='http://www.avast.com' target='_blank'>this</a> instead of Norton. It's free.
Some people get annoyed by the pointing out of small, insignificant errors, but I just can't help myself =)
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Unless your actually lagging.
Also, Im lovin it must be banished to the depths of the neverending abyss.
lalalalal i got a marine in my tummy.. when onoses could devour.. i mean.. half the servers had that stupid **** plugin for it...
my personal favorite, quote is one of my own personal fights with a cs player who tried out FA
"OMG YOU NUBBIE!!!!!!!"
"who?"
"insign us "
"what he do?"
"HE NUKED OUR SD CRATE THRU THE F******* WALL WITH A ******* MORTAR THAT PIECE OF **** WALLHAC**** EXPLOITIN MONKEY MOLESTING ******** IM GONNA RIP HIS ******* BALLS OFF"'
"Oh im sorry did i blow your sd crate through a open door from a legally place artillery marker? im sorry your such a whiny lil jackass go play some CS nub"
"OMG DID SOME NUBLET JUST TALK BACK TO ME?<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> WTH THIS MOD SUCKS!!!!!!"
"Then leave, and btw its m3nkey, gg nublet."
***** has left the game
Forgive the cussin, but this is one of the funniest ones yet.
I love it when professional Cs playas get pwned.
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Theres a reason they say it. Its because.
IT SOUNDS SO DANG FUNNY!!!!!!!!
OMG GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!
Huhuh... gotta hate me.
I always make up excuses. I LAGGED!
Hehe, thats all I can think up in the matter of 30 seconds. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
madcow GOGOGO!
<i>PETER!!</i> FROM THE <i>BIBLE!!!!!!!</i>
no.. i can't back that up. hahaha.
Also the word "closure". As well as "strategize" and "orientate".
Also, any words said by anyone under the age of 25. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I hope you never have kids Monse, or forget the fact that (dun dun <b>DUNNNNNN</b>!!!) were once a teenangster (and truth be told you still are, but you've securely locked yourself in the closet of bitterness)
Also the word "closure". As well as "strategize" and "orientate".
Also, any words said by anyone under the age of 25. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
closure= the word people use to try to regain some dignity when dumped
strategize= a corporations method of laying off the most people possible while trying to keep the low employee morale from falling any farther
orientate= preparations for possibly the worst job of your life, generally experience with hoards of other unlucky corporate victims you will grow to despise
Hehe, thats all I can think up in the matter of 30 seconds. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
madcow GOGOGO! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
What am I doing now?
It started in freshman year and hasn't stopped. The worst part about it is that I say it constantly. You think it would be easy to stop, but no. Its just so darn catchy
In a nutshell (<i>which is another annoying saying</i>), "voluntold" simply means you're being forced to volunteer. This, of course, is stupid on numerous levels.
Another <i>incredibly</i> annoying tweak on words is the "<b>-izzle</b>" prefix. It was cute for about, oh, three hours. Then Hollywood got hold of it and thought it'd be a hoot to have grannies saying "fo' shizzle ma nizzle", or whatever the hell it is they say.
And my third contribution to this discussion is the word "<b>uber</b>" (<i>I'm sure there should be those dots or a line over one of the letters, but I'm hardly going to dig through the character map thing to find one foreign letter</i>). It was a nice catch word for a while, but please, people - <i>let it go</i>!!
You're not pimp just because you can use "gansta" talk over the voice comm. You're still a nerd at heart.
"Advanced" 1337. You know, 57uff 1||<3 7|-|47 |-|4r|) 7() r34|) ju|\||<. Keep it simple folks!
"pwned" get annoying every once in a while. Man, don't you feel smart when you can move your finger over a little bit. I occasionally do this, but its when making fun of someone.
"h4x00r" - I know its hard, but maybe there is someone out there better that you. Deal with it.
"f-bomb" (actual use of the word, not the seen replacement) being used exponentially. My comeback to people who do this... I just inform them that repetitive use of a word usually means they don't get/do it much.
"Band Geek/Nerd" - Come on, lets be mature. We do keep you awake during football games, so shut up. (no offense to ya jocks out there)
"Geek/Nerd" - Though it is a proudly worn title to some, when used to insult someone, it gets annoying. But hey, just remember what you called us as you refer to us later in life....BOSS.
There are some more, but I'm not in the ranting mood.
*sigh* I guess I'm the last guardian of the scorpian. I still think it's hillarious.
ahhh i hate that
Seriously. Got old about a millenium ago.
Any blindly patriotic rantings in defense of America.
Read the news.
Especially when people add 35 extra Gs
Only 32? My friends and I were tallying up how many times our classmates said the word "like" during some presentation in English class, and in how much time. I think the record was 64, averaging a "like" every 2.5 seconds or so.
Personally I now hate the "Subscription Expired" phrase that Norton Antivirus is giving me. Its been telling me for the past six months (at least once a day), and every time it brings up a little popup window with it while i'm playing NS, and I loose sound as a result.
<!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
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"kthxbai". What the writer means: "My opinion is so important and mind-crushingly brilliant that it has just ended the discussion. I will be carried on the virtual shoulders of all the worshipping forumites". What it actually means: "I'm insecure. I've added my trite and venomous opinion to this discussion. My thin veneer of arrogance and artificially inflated ego prevent my from being able to handle any form of criticism without blubbing into my mouse."
"!!!". As in the "oneoneone" brigade that overeact to just about everything. For every "!" over the first read: "Look at me - I am soo important. No - look this way - this way.".
"pwned". Difficult enough to handle when you really have been thoroughly shredded and your opponent is lording it over you. Grounds for the use of the pointy stick when it's made by Johnny noskill on someone else's behalf.
"best x evah". No it isn't.
Huge red letters. Bog off. Your opinion isn't that important.
Actually, it was at one time frikkin hilarious..
Then the map changed...
Yeah, yeah..
I would probably say I want all corporate slogans to die. Especially when used outside of the commercials. I mean, they are hardly okay in the actual commercials, when people start using them in a conversation or something. Well, at that point I want to kill them for being a ****.
Then there is the ever so popular internet/teenager abbreviations. Is so hard to hit that extra Y and O to make "you" instead of "u" or the extra C for "suck" instead of "suk". Really, if someone is going to say "you suck" they should at least spell it properly. Better yet, they should just think up some kind of original insult that might actually do some damage to anyone over the age of three.
'Turrent'
Any 'gangstah' talk.
Actually, the word "pwn" is getting on my nerves a bit. Well, not when used for fun, but when used in casual talk.
oh and btw, Sycophant, it's a suffix
Trent Hawkins: Use <a href='http://www.avast.com' target='_blank'>this</a> instead of Norton. It's free.
Some people get annoyed by the pointing out of small, insignificant errors, but I just can't help myself =)