What Does An X-box Have In Common With Neo?

DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
edited December 2003 in Off-Topic
They both stop bullets. :P

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<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Irate Marylander shoots his roommates' console, but the 9mm round fails to penetrate its casing.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    I'll remember to wear an xbox next time the mob is after me.
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    I'm sure Bill Gates will crank the PR Machine and use this to reap some serious Benjamin.

    In fact I can see it now: "9 out of 10 cops wear X-Box™ Body Armour. Play to win."
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    edited December 2003
    Neo can't take a bullet hitting him though, he just dodges or stops them.

    The wuss.
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  • Cleric_EpochCleric_Epoch Join Date: 2003-06-26 Member: 17714Members, Constellation
    edited December 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Snidely+Dec 4 2003, 12:24 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Dec 4 2003, 12:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Neo can't take a bullet hitting him though, he just dodges or stops them.

    The wuss. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>*SPOILER ALERT FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN THE FIRST MATRIX FILM*</span></span>
    (What are you doing reading this go rent it!)

































    Neo had a whole clip from a barretta emptied into him in by Agent Smith near the end of the first film. He 'died' but he still took em. Like to see you do better. Besides if you could dodge or stop bullets would you stand there and take 'em?


    BTW, It's so true. My X-box is like a big fat 'bullet proof' brick compared to my PS2. And don't get me started on the controllers. Thank God for the European style controllers.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Epoch666+Dec 3 2003, 05:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Epoch666 @ Dec 3 2003, 05:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Neo had a whole clip from a barretta emptied into him in by Agent Smith near the end of the first film. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think Agents only use DEagles right? Hmm... I don't care.

    Funny story, but one thing... both of them also suck.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    I bet the controllers stop bullets too.
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  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Epoch666+Dec 4 2003, 01:31 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Epoch666 @ Dec 4 2003, 01:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Neo had a whole clip from a barretta emptied into him in by Agent Smith near the end of the first film.
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    actually it is spelt Berreta (i think lol)

    and no it was a Desert eagle <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    but yeah this is pretty funny.. too big it wasnt like a 7.62 round... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • BlaqWolfBlaqWolf Join Date: 2002-10-28 Member: 1667Members
    STILL disabled it... and this time, it didn't come back to life to become "the one"

    wussy console....
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  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    Woo. The next bullet-proof vests will be bright blue colored, with an X in the center, named X-Vests. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    Yea, he died. Like a wuss. The XBox, on the other hand, was merely stunned. The machines are superior!
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  • TrevelyanTrevelyan Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14834Members
    Stupid person... we all know to kill an Xbox you need holy water.
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  • Cleric_EpochCleric_Epoch Join Date: 2003-06-26 Member: 17714Members, Constellation
    It's Beretta, and your right Agents do use Deagles. Which are even more lethal then a Beretta IMHO.

    Desert Eagle Ammo: .50AE slugs (7-round clips)
    Beretta Ammo: 9mm (15-round clips)

    And with the amount of force behind that blow most things wouldn't work. Think about it. I I hit a telly with a sledge hammer but didn't destroy the casing. The components are gonna be rattaling like hell and shake lose.
    With any other console a bullet would have go right through.
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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    I knew that if worse came to worse I could use my xbox as a sheild!

    I already knew that the controllers could be used as flails!!

    Hell, I already got a helmet out of it....
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