Mart Got Me In Trouble!

Majin

<div class="IPBDescription">YES YOU MART!</div> I was reading the EC forums today and I thought I would check out the articles (stories but so short that a publisher would lol at you <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> ). I came across Marts tales and quests for his PLS, now I can relate to him in his need for Coca-Cola, as I also have an addiction that runs so deep into my soul that I might die of pain if I don't have some daily!

I was reading his story and I came across this section:
"It was her... 'The Scary Lady'.

Just looking at her puts you on edge, she's short, over weight, has badly dyed blonde hair and wears far too much make-up. Think of an 80 year old woman trying to look like a hideously deformed 16 year old.

"Hey, can I have a bottle of coke please?"
"What size?"
"2 litres"
"I WILL SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL."
"What?"
"Just a second."

She gets up, I shudder with fear... maybe if I ran now I'd get home before she sent the flying monkeys after me. But no... I had to retrieve... THE PRECIOUS LIFE SOURCE.

"That'll be ?1.50 and 2 PINTS OF BLOOD"
"O...k...."
"I AM THE GOAT CHILD OF SHUB NIGGARATH."
"Err..."
"GIVE ME YOUR SOUL"

At which point I ran home, screaming, holding the PRECIOUS LIFE SOURCE close to my chest. Once there, I poured myself a nice cool, refreshing glass of Coca-Cola and began recounting my story..."

Well needless to say I think thats funny, very funny, so funny that I started to LOL in my office just as my boss called my on the phone.

I tryed to compose my self, so my conversation went something like this:

"... hic..hic.. Whats happening Tom?"
"Listen do you have the re...."
"HAHAHAHHAHAHA"
"... Whats so funny?"
"dahee, dahee, gasp, gasp... whooo.. Nothing, go on.."
"DO you have that report that I need for the meeting...."
"ha,ha..ha.. hahaha.. ehhehe"
"EVAN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FINDING SO FUNNY!!!?"
"Nothing... hic.. heh.. Just a joke, i'm ok.."
"So.. is it done?"
"Yes Sir"
"Ok, can I have..."
"huu. huu..hahaha"
"GRRRR... Evan Call me when you can control your self!"
*SMASH, he slams down the phone!

Damn you and your humor!

Nemesis_Zero

And by this, we learn once again that whatever Mart touches will ultimately turn evil. Run Zoe, run.

MonsieurEvil

Which explains Mart's evil genitalia.

ZING

Nemesis_Zero

Erm... Wait... Since when did you acknowledge his existence? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

Snidely

I have thirteen empty bottles of Fanta on my window sill alone. I'm just heading to the shop downstairs for more.

Send help, and possibly a dentist.

Owen1

bleh... i laugh at the most arkward of times constantly. take for instance in an exam, every1 is silent, the jocks are in their jackets, the goths are in their corner, the nerds are all on 1 row, then there's me, i stroll in late (got called to do sum errands), the nerds give me a nod of greeting, the jocks kinda point and go "if he looks at my girl again i'll smack him in the mouth", the jocks girlfriend's are like "omg its steve, he's such a nice person", the goths look up and keep their same old faces but extend an arm for a quick knuckle touch, but all the while i cant stop laughing,

why? because the examiner is called Mrs. Handc0ck <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

pardzh

I liked the line about the goat-child.

Mullet

Hahaah. That is probably the first thing I've read that made me actually laugh out loud. At least you got into trouble over somthing funny! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->