Just Got Back
Zig
...I am Captain Planet! Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
...I am Captain Planet! Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
<div class="IPBDescription">from sunny Palm Springs, California.</div> and boy are my arms tired. yarrrrrharharr.
boy, what a place. i'll list my experiences.
part #1: old mcdonald's.
there were mcdonaldses
on <i>every
other</i>
<i>f***ing</i>
<b><i>corner.</i></b>
in every other gap were starbuckses! go figure...! and in the remaining gaps were situated jack in the boxes.
and on every street there were at least four thousand Hummer H2s. lots. of h2s. ugly, ugly streets. i don't even think we saw a regular hummer/humvee.
basically, commercialism uberspam. hooooly god. it was nauseating. the only mom & pop place we found was thai.
***
part #2: oh yeah, palm springs is in the desert.
it was dry. sweeeet baby jesus it was sooo dry. just..
the air.. imagine taking every breath for the next four days submerged in sand. breath deep, now =\
the air is sooo dryy....
-i'm philippino. i have JUNGLE genetics. the jungle is humid. (i've never LIVED in the philippines, but NY is humid anyway, man. run with me, here)
my poor baby-soft daily-moisturized skin was brutally defeated by the desert and transmogrified into sandpaper.
-_-
***
part #3: hallelujah.
sing it with me, now.
hahhhh
llehhhhh
luuuuuu
JAAAAAAAH!!!
do you have any girls' high school field hockey teams at your school/near you?
did you know that they congregate for national competition either in florida... or in PALM SPRINGS F***ING CALIFORNIA!??!
well they were in palm springs, go figure ^_~
here's the breakdown:
-'bout 200 teams come to CA
-'bout maybe 50 people per team stay in CA
so that's like... a million girls...!
the ratio was at least 20:1 in any given situation. i was hitting on smokin' hot field hockey chix
<i>left
and right.</i>.
i was spitting game until i ran out of game and started spitting my small intestine..! no joke!
it was so insane. so, so insane.
unfortunately for our hero, he was not able to "hook up" or get to know any of the girls as well as he'd have liked, because his family was jumping around doing tourist stuff and he had to follow 'em, thus severing any connections being made at the time.. X[
but i made some cute friends, and that was fun.
"haah, ahm frum tennesay!" [giggle] that was a cutie.
"st.louis, missourah." my folks are at the museum... come back to my room? ... oh god please come to my roombeforeipissmypantsyou'resohot *_*!!!
i can't recall all of them, and i practice favoritism. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
*SIGH*
ahh, to be young, and in love.. with a million people at the same time...
***
part #4: the baron's burgers aaangel.
here's the skinny, skinny: we were at the mall, gettin burgers. no big thang. i order mine, and it gets put on the back burner for no reason i can imagine.. i'm waiting there for about twenty minutes before this petite mexican girl (bout 5'4" with a real slender build) with big brown eyes, a delicious little nose, and the cutest pouty lips asks me,
"whass your number?"
i almost said 1-650-___-____, but she meant my order number. "29."
she asks me how long i've been waiting, we talk a little while there's no line and do the smiling thing, the giggly thing, she's killing me with her big eyes and biting her lower lip.. her break is in an hour..!!
but we have to leave..!? nooOoOo0OooO0oOoOOo0o000OOoooo.......
my heart is bjorkened. will i ever see her again? i really hope-
"GET IN THE CAR, WE HAVE TO LEAVE."
;_;
***
ahh well. it was a fun time, full of raging, raging hormones and dust aesphyxiation. overall i had fun.
best thanksgiving weekend ever (except that thanksgiving dinner sucked. i usually have it with my 32942398 relatives).
but yeah. best thanksgiving <i>weekend</i> ever.
boy, what a place. i'll list my experiences.
part #1: old mcdonald's.
there were mcdonaldses
on <i>every
other</i>
<i>f***ing</i>
<b><i>corner.</i></b>
in every other gap were starbuckses! go figure...! and in the remaining gaps were situated jack in the boxes.
and on every street there were at least four thousand Hummer H2s. lots. of h2s. ugly, ugly streets. i don't even think we saw a regular hummer/humvee.
basically, commercialism uberspam. hooooly god. it was nauseating. the only mom & pop place we found was thai.
***
part #2: oh yeah, palm springs is in the desert.
it was dry. sweeeet baby jesus it was sooo dry. just..
the air.. imagine taking every breath for the next four days submerged in sand. breath deep, now =\
the air is sooo dryy....
-i'm philippino. i have JUNGLE genetics. the jungle is humid. (i've never LIVED in the philippines, but NY is humid anyway, man. run with me, here)
my poor baby-soft daily-moisturized skin was brutally defeated by the desert and transmogrified into sandpaper.
-_-
***
part #3: hallelujah.
sing it with me, now.
hahhhh
llehhhhh
luuuuuu
JAAAAAAAH!!!
do you have any girls' high school field hockey teams at your school/near you?
did you know that they congregate for national competition either in florida... or in PALM SPRINGS F***ING CALIFORNIA!??!
well they were in palm springs, go figure ^_~
here's the breakdown:
-'bout 200 teams come to CA
-'bout maybe 50 people per team stay in CA
so that's like... a million girls...!
the ratio was at least 20:1 in any given situation. i was hitting on smokin' hot field hockey chix
<i>left
and right.</i>.
i was spitting game until i ran out of game and started spitting my small intestine..! no joke!
it was so insane. so, so insane.
unfortunately for our hero, he was not able to "hook up" or get to know any of the girls as well as he'd have liked, because his family was jumping around doing tourist stuff and he had to follow 'em, thus severing any connections being made at the time.. X[
but i made some cute friends, and that was fun.
"haah, ahm frum tennesay!" [giggle] that was a cutie.
"st.louis, missourah." my folks are at the museum... come back to my room? ... oh god please come to my roombeforeipissmypantsyou'resohot *_*!!!
i can't recall all of them, and i practice favoritism. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
*SIGH*
ahh, to be young, and in love.. with a million people at the same time...
***
part #4: the baron's burgers aaangel.
here's the skinny, skinny: we were at the mall, gettin burgers. no big thang. i order mine, and it gets put on the back burner for no reason i can imagine.. i'm waiting there for about twenty minutes before this petite mexican girl (bout 5'4" with a real slender build) with big brown eyes, a delicious little nose, and the cutest pouty lips asks me,
"whass your number?"
i almost said 1-650-___-____, but she meant my order number. "29."
she asks me how long i've been waiting, we talk a little while there's no line and do the smiling thing, the giggly thing, she's killing me with her big eyes and biting her lower lip.. her break is in an hour..!!
but we have to leave..!? nooOoOo0OooO0oOoOOo0o000OOoooo.......
my heart is bjorkened. will i ever see her again? i really hope-
"GET IN THE CAR, WE HAVE TO LEAVE."
;_;
***
ahh well. it was a fun time, full of raging, raging hormones and dust aesphyxiation. overall i had fun.
best thanksgiving weekend ever (except that thanksgiving dinner sucked. i usually have it with my 32942398 relatives).
but yeah. best thanksgiving <i>weekend</i> ever.
Comments
/me has no need for young cheerleaders...
/me is teh engaged <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
but yeah gg <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> sucks you ahd to leave though...
is palm springs really that bad?
and even more of them come to california for field hockey.
the bad is quite true. it's drier than dry ice (which i think is pretty dry..?)
i don't know. it's very, very dry.
and commercialized, if you missed that part. lol <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
teenage girls are my favorite kind... i hope i grow out of them when i'm older >_>
edit: thx jssm =]
it's a tremendous experience, falling in love and then being torn from your love object in under 30 minutes ~,~
Hated the hot weather (I'm a skier) and dry air, but I got to hang out with a girl I hadn't seen in so long who I used to be friends with, yada, yada. She tried to teach me how to surf, but I just can't do it, I suck at all boardsports. Anyway, yeah, California is the land of chixxors and cars.
My skates got a good deal of use over spring break. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
I have a cousin who's heavy into in-line, so he showed me all the good spots in LA.
H'ss!
mein!
I highly suggest you grow out of that phase, least you end up being the uncle that's always talked about in those films that teach children about their naughty bits. :P
I love California. And most of all, lots of cutie pies. However, one of my favorites aspects of California is that it's really diverse, I couldn't imagine living midwest or east coast with mainly those of European descent, lots of different cultures in Cally.
:D
I go through that everytime I order a beer.....
I go through that everytime I order a beer..... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
i'm not old enough to order a beer.. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
and i'm sorry about that, tensix =\
except for a certain media incident involving a certain Mr. Rodney King and the ensuing riots...
BTW: For those that only saw the 'cops beating him' part of that video clip, if you were out in LA you got to see the whole thing: They shot him with tazers, they tried to tackle him, and he threw the cops off, they told him to get the hell down about 12 times and the 8 foot idiot wouldn't listen. The only way to keep him down was to beat him down. Thank god the cops got off clean.
<i>wow</i> ouch.
The chicks are SMOKIN hot, matter of fact, the only thing hotter is..........
THEIR SMOLDERING STEAMY CROCKPOT OF STD's, good god man, i have to carry litmus paper and a mini-lab with me when i go to bars just to avoid a penicilin shot................. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
they are cute though
what did you, add that as an afterthought?
have you had some bad experiences? lol XD
MOG MOG MOG... i just remembered (while we're on the subject of STDs)..
in a moment of weakness, i had a fling with an ex i hadn't seen in a year. i knew that when i was with her originally, she was clean.. but like i said, the recent one was in a moment of weakness... who knows where she'd been over a <i>year</i>? (she's a real bltch, i just HAPPEN to be a good guy.. but she's the kind you'd figure would go out with a scumbag >_>)
i got tested after some consideration (actually very little consideration was needed)
i'm NEGATIVE/NEGATIVE FOR SYPHILIS AND HIV!!!
wootification!
edit: OMG BURR I JUST GOT IT... hahaha XD
All I see is mounds of snow! SNOW SNOW SNOW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
All I see is mounds of snow! SNOW SNOW SNOW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I may be wierd, but I enjoy the snow and the moutains more than I do the beaches and the heat....
Maybe its because I am an avid skier.
All I see is mounds of snow! SNOW SNOW SNOW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I may be wierd, but I enjoy the snow and the moutains more than I do the beaches and the heat....
Maybe its because I am an avid skier. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
i miss the cold.
i miss the rain, i miss the blizzards.
it poured buckets today, for once in months, and i walked the long way to my house, savoring the sweet sweet rain =]
I NEED TO GO SKIING darnit!!
There are no asians.
There are no black people.
There are no hispanics.
There's just no diversity in the people or their personalities here. They're almost like zombies.
<!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
Edit: doh, typo
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mmmm........brains..........I.......hunger.....for...flesh.....
yeah, try living in the foothills of the appalachian moutains, where technology +free thought still equals the devil!!
DAMN YOU!!!