there isn't one for me! I would consider myself: "Inaudible" -spends great deals of time coming up with well-thought out posts and threads only to see such posts ignored and such threads fall through the forum. Craves personal contact as a result of other forums members' consistent ignorance of him.
This is just too damn funny, I couldnt stop laughing... <img src='http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Perv.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
Compost has few weapons at his disposal and must resort to expletives and gross vulgarities to amplify his rhetorical thrusts. His tactical approach can occasionally rout Innocence Abused, but it is generally ineffective against other Warriors. Combatants know when he has spent the fury of his attack when he suggests that his opponent's mother is a professional sexual services provider (although he will put it in different terms). Nanny has little stomach for Compost's ordure and will quickly eject him from the forum.
ALLCAPS attempts to compensate for his limited rhetorical weaponry through the extravagant use of capitalized words - something netizens refer to as SHOUTING. Sure, a sprinkling of capitalized words can add spice to an attack, but overuse is like too much tarragon in the stew. Even worse from a tactical point of view, too much shouting alerts other Warriors to the opponent's verbal WEAKNESS and emotional EXCITABILITY.
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<img src='http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Ideologue.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'> <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->There are two distinct varieties of Ideologue, conservative and liberal, but each being smug and self satisfied in his certitudes, they are really flip sides of the same coin. Though Ideologue's "opinions" merely represent a loose collection of intellectual conceits he is nonetheless astonished, bewildered and angered when his views are not immediately embraced as Truth. He regards honest disagreement as a form of cognitive dissonance that can only be cured by relentless propagandizing. The conservative iteration of Ideologue parades himself as a logical, clear thinker, while the liberal version trumpets his higher level of mental, spiritual and social awareness. Troglodyte is the natural ally of conservative Ideologue, and for liberal Ideologue it is Weenie. Whether conservative or liberal, Ideologue is a fierce, but very predictable Warrior. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Dear god they're captured my esscence in witty picture form!
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->It was a peaceful and productive forum; lively, congenial and a bounteous source of useful information. Then one day, completely without warning, Godzilla arose from the depths and blew his scalding breath on everything in his path. A phalanx of Warriors mobilized to attack the monster, only to be crushed like so many toy tanks under Godzilla's mighty feet. Godzilla soon reduced the forum to searing and consuming flames. Just as abruptly, he rumbled back beneath the waves, leaving all to tremble in fear of his return. Net life would never be the same. Sadly, many netizens who survive a Godzilla attack will become Xenophobes.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well think about it, the forum has only recently recovered from the whole "scorpian" incident....
<!--QuoteBegin--Geminosity+Nov 26 2003, 07:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Nov 26 2003, 07:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> lol, they're still funny no matter how many times you see them because you already know someone who fits the description. I can't think what type I am though... I think I'm a mix of a couple of them ^^; <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Same, but mainly the cat. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Everyone, thank Nil for mentioning the 'H-Word' yet <i>again</i>... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> No, I mentioned the S-word. I never said what form of motion the scorpian was using, or whether it does/doesn't flap.
Nem is of course Admin, and Flayra is quite definately God.
We also have more than our fair share of Nitpicks and Grammarions.
*edit* NOOOO! ONE DAY OF A REAL AVATAR AND IT'S GONE DOWN! *edit*
<!--QuoteBegin--SoulSkorpion+Nov 26 2003, 03:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Nov 26 2003, 03:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm bits and pieces of several. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I think it's the same for me. I can identify with aspects of quite a few.
Definitely me: <img src='http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Grammarian.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'> <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Grammarian usually has little to contribute to a discussion and possesses few effective weapons. To compensate, he will point out minor errors in spelling and grammar. Because of Grammarian's obvious weakness most Warriors ignore him.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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I would consider myself:
"Inaudible"
-spends great deals of time coming up with well-thought out posts and threads only to see such posts ignored and such threads fall through the forum. Craves personal contact as a result of other forums members' consistent ignorance of him.
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<img src='http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Perv.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
<img src='http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Potty.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
Compost has few weapons at his disposal and must resort to expletives and gross vulgarities to amplify his rhetorical thrusts. His tactical approach can occasionally rout Innocence Abused, but it is generally ineffective against other Warriors. Combatants know when he has spent the fury of his attack when he suggests that his opponent's mother is a professional sexual services provider (although he will put it in different terms). Nanny has little stomach for Compost's ordure and will quickly eject him from the forum.
and this
<img src='http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/ALLCAPS.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
ALLCAPS attempts to compensate for his limited rhetorical weaponry through the extravagant use of capitalized words - something netizens refer to as SHOUTING. Sure, a sprinkling of capitalized words can add spice to an attack, but overuse is like too much tarragon in the stew. Even worse from a tactical point of view, too much shouting alerts other Warriors to the opponent's verbal WEAKNESS and emotional EXCITABILITY.
Actually, I never specified what forums...
As witnessed by my action on the S&I forums.
Bwaha.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->There are two distinct varieties of Ideologue, conservative and liberal, but each being smug and self satisfied in his certitudes, they are really flip sides of the same coin. Though Ideologue's "opinions" merely represent a loose collection of intellectual conceits he is nonetheless astonished, bewildered and angered when his views are not immediately embraced as Truth. He regards honest disagreement as a form of cognitive dissonance that can only be cured by relentless propagandizing. The conservative iteration of Ideologue parades himself as a logical, clear thinker, while the liberal version trumpets his higher level of mental, spiritual and social awareness. Troglodyte is the natural ally of conservative Ideologue, and for liberal Ideologue it is Weenie. Whether conservative or liberal, Ideologue is a fierce, but very predictable Warrior. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Dear god they're captured my esscence in witty picture form!
ph33r
ph33r <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thats mine, nub!
<img src='http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Godzilla.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->It was a peaceful and productive forum; lively, congenial and a bounteous source of useful information. Then one day, completely without warning, Godzilla arose from the depths and blew his scalding breath on everything in his path. A phalanx of Warriors mobilized to attack the monster, only to be crushed like so many toy tanks under Godzilla's mighty feet. Godzilla soon reduced the forum to searing and consuming flames. Just as abruptly, he rumbled back beneath the waves, leaving all to tremble in fear of his return. Net life would never be the same. Sadly, many netizens who survive a Godzilla attack will become Xenophobes.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well think about it, the forum has only recently recovered from the whole "scorpian" incident....
Everyone, thank Nil for mentioning the 'H-Word' yet <i>again</i>...
unfortantetly thats me <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
Same, but mainly the cat. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Everyone, thank Nil for mentioning the 'H-Word' yet <i>again</i>... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
No, I mentioned the S-word. I never said what form of motion the scorpian was using, or whether it does/doesn't flap.
Nem is of course Admin, and Flayra is quite definately God.
We also have more than our fair share of Nitpicks and Grammarions.
*edit* NOOOO! ONE DAY OF A REAL AVATAR AND IT'S GONE DOWN! *edit*
I think it's the same for me. I can identify with aspects of quite a few.
<img src='http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Grammarian.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Grammarian usually has little to contribute to a discussion and possesses few effective weapons. To compensate, he will point out minor errors in spelling and grammar. Because of Grammarian's obvious weakness most Warriors ignore him.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->