Ns haiku!
DOOManiac
Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
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<div class="IPBDescription">Post your poetry here...</div>I was bored so I thought I'd make up some NS related Haiku. I'm not that good though, so hopefully somebody better will post too :)
For those not aware of what Haiku is, its a form of Japanese poetry that uses 3 lines that have syllables of 5-7-5. That is, the first line has 5 syllables, the 2nd has 7, and the third has 5 again. It doesn't have to rhyme.
I'll start the party:
<i>I am surrounded
All my weapons are empty
Help me commander
I watch from shadows
These humans are invading
Its time for dinner
The human menace
How many licks does it take?
The world may never know</i>
(lets ask mr. owl!)
and finally:
<i>How I hate spammers
dragonsblade and sharpsword6
S.U.Y.F. noob.</i>
For those not aware of what Haiku is, its a form of Japanese poetry that uses 3 lines that have syllables of 5-7-5. That is, the first line has 5 syllables, the 2nd has 7, and the third has 5 again. It doesn't have to rhyme.
I'll start the party:
<i>I am surrounded
All my weapons are empty
Help me commander
I watch from shadows
These humans are invading
Its time for dinner
The human menace
How many licks does it take?
The world may never know</i>
(lets ask mr. owl!)
and finally:
<i>How I hate spammers
dragonsblade and sharpsword6
S.U.Y.F. noob.</i>
Comments
It won't be last
NS Haiku thread
I see Level1
I call him "Bob"
Greedo kick me
NS release date
I want it now!
When it's done</i>
--Scythe--
<a href="mailto:the_only_scythe@subdimension.com">the_only_scythe@subdimension.com</a>
The exits are guarded heavily
I am teh pwned
"We are out", I call
Well to bad for you troupe dude
O.M.F.G. n00b
Flayra Flayra Flay
ra Flayra Flayra Flayra
Need I say more, n00b?</i>
Drooling at any info
Flayra must work hard
Yea, roses are red
Yea, violets are blue and such
NS we need much
Tiny, Bob, blinky
Names hated by the Devs
"Die bob Die" I cry</i>
Don't know your sylables?
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everybody else seems to
think. viva la bob.
My sig by Carbon does same
<s>Post</s> Spam, don't flame</i>
aliens, they come
lock and load light machine gun
prepare for action
2 part:
Sniper gauss cannons
Rapid fire plasma cannons
Nuclear devices
Insane implements
You know you want them, Flayra
Code them in right now!
Dear JediYoshi
You spelt syllable wrongly
Just to let you know
I do not care what you say
So long live teh pie
I can't stand watching...
They have something you want bad...
Greed has taken over
NS clans, rip apart
Tear you limb from limb, only once
Only one for me...</i>
is complete until there has
been a haiku thread.
"Look, a Skulk! Attack!"
Hivemind alerts the Onos.
Marines are sorry.
My squad beside me
My commander is overhead
I fear no slimeballs.
I write more haikus
My post count goes through the roof
Wow, I'm so elite! <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
Is quite simply retarded
Please stop dragonsblade.
Marine in the hall
Sees Skulker, shrieks "Look, a Bob!"
Dev team eats his soul.
One two three four five
One two three four five six sev'n
This is a haiku.
Damn too many syllables
NS... not enough
who starts haiku threads
for an 8 syllable game
you foolish mortals
I call all spammers
big chinless windowlickers
the greatest insult ever
Fanboys camping out server
He says "When it's done"