<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->i put a firework in some dog crap, but the fuse went out. so i bent down to light it with my (british slang for cigarette), and it exploded as soon as i touched it. I had crap all over my face, even inside my ear. I always was abit stupid.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ha, I once did that, printing out a bunch of pages.
The librarian, or computer person, whoever the hell they were, would charge you 10 cents every page over 10 pages. So before we left for the day, I went into word, took a piece of paper and colored it completely black. Then I set it to print 800 pages, and even then, I told it to print about 80 times. So if they hit 'cancel job' they'd still come! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I used to be a telemarketer and one day I was sick of people hanging up on me so I started calling people back, over and over and over. I called one guy back 27 times just to laugh at him because he was such an idiot to keep picking up the phone. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
ThansalThe New ScumJoin Date: 2002-08-22Member: 1215Members, Constellation
wow,
And people wonder why I hate the human race <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Keep your own confessions (especially those involving illegal activities) to yourselves. The anonymity that grouphug.us provides is not possible here. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
Zig...I am Captain Planet!Join Date: 2002-10-23Member: 1576Members
<!--QuoteBegin--Zel+Oct 31 2003, 12:40 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zel @ Oct 31 2003, 12:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> zig, i "reported" that one as unoriginal.
also submitted one im really looking forward to see up. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> gj, and me too on the submission thing.
Once me and some friends lit a soccer ball on fire with gasoline and kicked it around. Then I kicked it into a gas can. Needless to say gasoline explodes.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->One time in ninth grade I picked a fight with a kid with a gimp arm and he knocked me out with said arm.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--kida+Oct 30 2003, 09:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Oct 30 2003, 09:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If people start to POST what they have done in the past then I will POST what I have done. Things you guys will boggle at for my idiocy. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> *chating* POST! POST! POST! POST!
Zig...I am Captain Planet!Join Date: 2002-10-23Member: 1576Members
<!--QuoteBegin--kida+Oct 31 2003, 03:06 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Oct 31 2003, 03:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Found this
922196503: I just wanted to catch a ball at a game but I messed up the play that that might have changed the whole game and now everyone hates me.
Could it be that fan who caught the ball in the chicago and marlins series? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> good job, find the three or more posts above that were already talking about that one. lol
"Today is pajama day in the office and I have no underwear on. "
"my earlier confession was a fraud, a complete fabrication. i guess i just wanted you guys to think i was cool, but in retrospect, i want you to think the real me is cool. "
"I almost always pee in the pool"
"still pick my nose, and eat it " <<<Running gag
"I like to fart on the subway and watch to see if anyone can figure out where it came from "
"I enjoy shoplifting"
"i just fired my client....i hated her neurotic bitching, and my patience ran out...i'm so happy"
"I smoked all my friends pot while he was out of town. Sorry dude =( "
"i want to kill rodeo clowns "
"I never do anything at work, just surf the net all day, my boss has caught me doing this a few times." Post directly under it "You're fired. Sorry."
"I think the girl I slept with last night stole my left shoe. I wish I had asked her what her name was "
"i once tried to do only 15 minutes of work in a week (ala Office Space) but i failed...i ended up doing about 45 minutes of work that week"
"extremely fat people annoy me. i hate looking at their fat"
"i am pretty sure that i am retarded and that all my friends are taking extreme care to not let me know. "
"I hate ugly people who try and act like they don't know that they're ugly. And I also hate ugly people who say things like "I'm ugly" just so people tell them that they're not. "
"i'm quitting on monday. i'd do it today, but i want to use my benefits to go to the dentist this weekend."
"I work next to Google, and I always steal their bagels. "
"i fart and blame it on my cat. "
"As a kindergartner, I hoped that the boy who chewed on electrical cords would chew a little harder"
"I paid someone to do my homework and got an A. "
"I hacked into valve and leaked the half life 2 source code. " <<Seriously. <a href='http://grouphug.us/confessions/349920043' target='_blank'>Here's the link</a>
And people wonder why I hate the human race <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Seconded.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->391269332 : I once poked a dead guy with a stick for about an hour before I reported it to the cops. I kinda left the stick in his nose. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I am still in love with my last girlfriend and still can't get over here. I was was so obsessed with her I would drive 45 miles on the weekends just to see her house. I burned her so bad when I was with her and I will never forgive myself about it. Now I am married to someone else, there is not a day that goes by that I do not think about her. She will always be my true love. If I had enough gut or balls I would go over there and talk to her. I still can her her funny laugh. I am so sorry that I treated you like ****. I miss you so much. If I could just talk to you one more time. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
this one gives me chills <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Infinitum+Oct 31 2003, 02:20 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Infinitum @ Oct 31 2003, 02:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "I like to fart on the subway and watch to see if anyone can figure out where it came from "
"i fart and blame it on my cat. " <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I fart in the middle of class (silent) As soon as everyone smells it, I leap out of my chair and yell "It was me!!!!"
It's the best thing in the world <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--CommunistWithAGun+Oct 30 2003, 08:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Oct 30 2003, 08:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Once me and some friends lit a soccer ball on fire with gasoline and kicked it around. Then I kicked it into a gas can. Needless to say gasoline explodes. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> awesome
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->945102001 I am very sexual attracted to drag queens. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Makes you wonder if it's a guy or a girl....
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->410897124 I ordered a bunch of parts to build my friend a PC, then I used the parts to upgrade my own system and gave him the older stuff from my machine. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ahh, nice one.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->391269332 I once poked a dead guy with a stick for about an hour before I reported it to the cops. I kinda left the stick in his nose. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Zig...I am Captain Planet!Join Date: 2002-10-23Member: 1576Members
<!--QuoteBegin--Infinitum+Oct 31 2003, 07:20 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Infinitum @ Oct 31 2003, 07:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Today is pajama day in the office and I have no underwear on. " <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> that's nothing to be ashamed of <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Zig+Nov 1 2003, 10:45 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Nov 1 2003, 10:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Infinitum+Oct 31 2003, 07:20 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Infinitum @ Oct 31 2003, 07:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Today is pajama day in the office and I have no underwear on. " <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> that's nothing to be ashamed of <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
i'm commando to school almost every other day. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Thanks... for sharing....
You know what skateboard half-pipes are? Well a long time ago I found one not completely built in the open grass between = our school. It was a real professional looking one. Well it was built out of plywood, and I dared my friend if he could run up the top and down; he did and had 3 inch thin splinters and other sorts everywhere in his feet.
One time I punched the pastor's daughter in the face when I was really young, like five.
Blew up an areosol can at school.
Hmm, trying to think of the funny ones...
Got suspended from school for a week for the stupidest reasons.
Been spanked so many times in my life for so many reason I forget why.
Oh yeah, I got many calls from the music teacher crying her head off, because me and my friends were nasty sons of ....
Ack, I can't think of anything right now besides the abit more seroius ones.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->698553986 I hate not being the center of attention, and I want to sleep with most of my friends. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
... how would sleeping with most of your friends get you attention? i mean, uhh... nevermind....
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so i bent down to light it with my (british slang for cigarette), and it exploded as soon as i touched it.
I had crap all over my face, even inside my ear.
I always was abit stupid.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
r00fles
The librarian, or computer person, whoever the hell they were, would charge you 10 cents every page over 10 pages. So before we left for the day, I went into word, took a piece of paper and colored it completely black. Then I set it to print 800 pages, and even then, I told it to print about 80 times. So if they hit 'cancel job' they'd still come! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Our class was banned from the library after that.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
they will get their revenge you know
And people wonder why I hate the human race <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
My bad. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
that's not even funny.. >_>
also submitted one im really looking forward to see up.
also submitted one im really looking forward to see up. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
gj, and me too on the submission thing.
i hope it makes me feel a little better ~,~
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->One time in ninth grade I picked a fight with a kid with a gimp arm and he knocked me out with said arm.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
*chating* POST! POST! POST! POST!
922196503: I just wanted to catch a ball at a game but I messed up the play that that might have changed the whole game and now everyone hates me.
Could it be that fan who caught the ball in the chicago and marlins series?
922196503: I just wanted to catch a ball at a game but I messed up the play that that might have changed the whole game and now everyone hates me.
Could it be that fan who caught the ball in the chicago and marlins series? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
good job, find the three or more posts above that were already talking about that one. lol
"my earlier confession was a fraud, a complete fabrication. i guess i just wanted you guys to think i was cool, but in retrospect, i want you to think the real me is cool. "
"I almost always pee in the pool"
"still pick my nose, and eat it " <<<Running gag
"I like to fart on the subway and watch to see if anyone can figure out where it came from "
"I enjoy shoplifting"
"i just fired my client....i hated her neurotic bitching, and my patience ran out...i'm so happy"
"I smoked all my friends pot while he was out of town. Sorry dude =( "
"i want to kill rodeo clowns "
"I never do anything at work, just surf the net all day, my boss has caught me doing this a few times." Post directly under it "You're fired. Sorry."
"I think the girl I slept with last night stole my left shoe. I wish I had asked her what her name was "
"i once tried to do only 15 minutes of work in a week (ala Office Space) but i failed...i ended up doing about 45 minutes of work that week"
"extremely fat people annoy me. i hate looking at their fat"
"i am pretty sure that i am retarded and that all my friends are taking extreme care to not let me know. "
"I hate ugly people who try and act like they don't know that they're ugly. And I also hate ugly people who say things like "I'm ugly" just so people tell them that they're not. "
"i'm quitting on monday. i'd do it today, but i want to use my benefits to go to the dentist this weekend."
"I work next to Google, and I always steal their bagels. "
"i fart and blame it on my cat. "
"As a kindergartner, I hoped that the boy who chewed on electrical cords would chew a little harder"
"I paid someone to do my homework and got an A. "
"I hacked into valve and leaked the half life 2 source code. " <<Seriously. <a href='http://grouphug.us/confessions/349920043' target='_blank'>Here's the link</a>
And people wonder why I hate the human race <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Seconded.
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
this one gives me chills <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
"i fart and blame it on my cat. " <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I fart in the middle of class (silent)
As soon as everyone smells it, I leap out of my chair and yell
"It was me!!!!"
It's the best thing in the world <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
awesome
Makes you wonder if it's a guy or a girl....
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->410897124 I ordered a bunch of parts to build my friend a PC, then I used the parts to upgrade my own system and gave him the older stuff from my machine.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ahh, nice one.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->391269332 I once poked a dead guy with a stick for about an hour before I reported it to the cops. I kinda left the stick in his nose. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
AAAHAAAHAAHAA!
that's nothing to be ashamed of <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
i'm commando to school almost every other day.
that's nothing to be ashamed of <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
i'm commando to school almost every other day. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thanks... for sharing....
...
One time I punched the pastor's daughter in the face when I was really young, like five.
Blew up an areosol can at school.
Hmm, trying to think of the funny ones...
Got suspended from school for a week for the stupidest reasons.
Been spanked so many times in my life for so many reason I forget why.
Oh yeah, I got many calls from the music teacher crying her head off, because me and my friends were nasty sons of ....
Ack, I can't think of anything right now besides the abit more seroius ones.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
... how would sleeping with most of your friends get you attention? i mean, uhh... nevermind....