"why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?"
JeeR
Join Date: 2003-08-09 Member: 19237Members
Join Date: 2003-08-09 Member: 19237Members
<div class="IPBDescription">A variation on the classic... :)</div> I don't know if something like that has been posted before, but still, as we were talking about it with a friend of mine at something like 4 of the morning, after a long night spent on the internet playing games, chatting with total strangers and generally having tons of fun, here is some of the answers we managed to dig (please remember that it was 4 o'clock... so early in the morning anything stupid would have made us laugh... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->)
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
-Commander: Because he followed my waypoints! Good soldier!
-Rambo: To frag the entire alien team all by himself with ONE feather! Screw this com-guy!
-A marine n00b: what does "chicken" stand for?11one1eleven11!
-Vanilla Marine: Because he needs a medpack!
-Heavy: He was fleeing Because spores don't work on me! Haha! huh wait...
-Sensory Chamber: *cloacking* what chicken?
-Movement Chamber: Because those n00bs chose Sensory instead of Movement as first hive
ability! Now Move! The Hive is under attack!
-A Kharaa n00b: How many resssources does it cost to become one of these?11one1eleven11!
-Skulk: Because the marine base is on the other side! Rush!Rush!
-Lerk: Wings... wings like me huh...
-Fade: Because I was so gonna kick his a***!
-Onos: *Devour* What chicken?
-Gorge: Because this fellow just wanna have fun!*
-The (collective) Hive Mind: You know, that's a very good question, that We should have
answered in the first place, because you know, as a collective entity sharing individualy
earned ressources in a common pool, we are the most appropriate and able interlocutors,
meaning that We, actually, Are a far Superior being capable of creating ourselves and our
deadly brood from mere bacterium and thus representing the ultimate, cuning creature the
nature ever selected and We in some way... huh... wait, how could this be? is it Us or
We are under attack? <i>The Hive just goes <b>splash!</b></i>
*refer to the classical "Gorges just wanna have fun!" song availible on NS radio's website <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
-Commander: Because he followed my waypoints! Good soldier!
-Rambo: To frag the entire alien team all by himself with ONE feather! Screw this com-guy!
-A marine n00b: what does "chicken" stand for?11one1eleven11!
-Vanilla Marine: Because he needs a medpack!
-Heavy: He was fleeing Because spores don't work on me! Haha! huh wait...
-Sensory Chamber: *cloacking* what chicken?
-Movement Chamber: Because those n00bs chose Sensory instead of Movement as first hive
ability! Now Move! The Hive is under attack!
-A Kharaa n00b: How many resssources does it cost to become one of these?11one1eleven11!
-Skulk: Because the marine base is on the other side! Rush!Rush!
-Lerk: Wings... wings like me huh...
-Fade: Because I was so gonna kick his a***!
-Onos: *Devour* What chicken?
-Gorge: Because this fellow just wanna have fun!*
-The (collective) Hive Mind: You know, that's a very good question, that We should have
answered in the first place, because you know, as a collective entity sharing individualy
earned ressources in a common pool, we are the most appropriate and able interlocutors,
meaning that We, actually, Are a far Superior being capable of creating ourselves and our
deadly brood from mere bacterium and thus representing the ultimate, cuning creature the
nature ever selected and We in some way... huh... wait, how could this be? is it Us or
We are under attack? <i>The Hive just goes <b>splash!</b></i>
*refer to the classical "Gorges just wanna have fun!" song availible on NS radio's website <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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