Omg...new Chick At School

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  • ArcadiusArcadius Join Date: 2003-04-14 Member: 15491Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Sirus+Oct 30 2003, 12:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Oct 30 2003, 12:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I command you all !

    Walk away from the computer and talk to real girls ! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *right clicks on girl in corner*
    Move to your waypoint soldier.
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  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    edited October 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Arcadius+Oct 30 2003, 01:49 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Arcadius @ Oct 30 2003, 01:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Sirus+Oct 30 2003, 12:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Oct 30 2003, 12:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I command you all !

    Walk away from the computer and talk to real girls ! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *right clicks on girl in corner*
    Move to your waypoint soldier. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think I'll get a pair of pants with the 'Waypoint' icon right on the part where the legs are joined just for that purpose <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> NS pickup lines, here we come!

    "Soldier, build the armory at the waypoint, then collect ammo from it! Ooooh yeaaaa!"
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  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    Weld target at waypoint. <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    "baby, if you were a human, id devour you all night long. awww yeah"
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  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--eediot+Oct 30 2003, 02:24 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Oct 30 2003, 02:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "baby, if you were a human, id devour you all night long. awww yeah" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Shouldn't that read 'If I were an onos'? I hate to know what YOU'RE dating...
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  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    uhm.

    "Are those standard issue TSA moon pants? cuz baby, I'm flyin with you'.

    ok, I suck at these jokes.
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  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Smoke Nova+Oct 29 2003, 11:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Smoke Nova @ Oct 29 2003, 11:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Are those standard issue TSA moon pants? cuz baby, I'm flyin with you." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You sure that's not the pot you've been puffing? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    actually uranium, thats kind of implied, seeing as i am a ten tonne slobbering kharaa beast.
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  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    edited October 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--eediot+Oct 30 2003, 04:47 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Oct 30 2003, 04:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> actually uranium, thats kind of implied, seeing as i am a ten tonne slobbering kharaa beast. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Hmmm I've got a start...

    "How about me and you go back to the hive where we can..."

    I originally said 'and you can be the gorge and I'll lift you all night long', but I didn't like how that sounded...


    **** I can't think of anything else... I demand we petition Flayra to put more innuendo into NS.
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    "Don't BLINK or you'll miss me"

    hahaha

    "Baby, you're ELECTRIFIED"

    or just the simple...

    "And now... we donce"

    "Hm... i rate you... 7500/30/30"

    [darnit <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->]
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  • Lord_Fanny-MacHLord_Fanny-MacH Join Date: 2003-10-28 Member: 22072Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--eediot+Oct 30 2003, 05:57 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Oct 30 2003, 05:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Don't BLINK or you'll miss me"

    hahaha

    "Baby, you're ELECTRIFIED"

    or just the simple...

    "And now... we donce"

    "Hm... i rate you... 7500/30/30"

    [darnit <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->] <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'd let you spike my squad anyday.

    I'd love to devour that body.

    Just give me my waypoint and I'll do whatever you want.



    ...

    haha, this is SOOO hilariously unsexy!
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    god this thing lasted 9 pages because everyone wants a picture of a russian redhead and it's gone awfully offtopic <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    I second what sirus said
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    babe, if this were a forum and you were a thread, i'd be

    <i>BUMP BUMP BUMP</i>
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  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    "Baby, i'll show you how I metabolize"

    "You can (heal)spray me any day you want"

    "are those pants standard issue TSA armory pants? Cuz i'm gonna hump them"

    "There's a lork on the roof, give me your shirt(gun)"

    "Am I dreaming or are you really not a fade?"

    "Baby, if you were a hive i'd weld you all night"

    "Think your "elite"? Well i'm 1492 gonna sail the ocean blue" (Sorry, had to put that shameless BM plug)

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> First God makes hangovers, and now half-women half-sharks that won't even sleep with me.  Thanks a lot god!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    "I'd put my res tower on your node any day."

    "If you were an armory I'd hump you aaaall niiight looong."

    "Hey baby, I'm in squad five."
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Smoke Nova+Oct 30 2003, 05:59 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Smoke Nova @ Oct 30 2003, 05:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Think your "elite"? Well i'm 1492 gonna sail the ocean blue" (Sorry, had to put that shameless BM plug) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No no my friend...

    "Oh you're talking leet speak? How cute look at you, think you're thirteen thirty seven? ***** I'm 1492, cuz I sail the ocean blue with my HMG, don't need Heavy Armor you're not match for me."

    Anyway, back to these NS pr0n sayings.

    "I'm about to Siege!"

    "Did you put your Heavy Armor on?"

    "OMG! You're so unbalanced I can't take it!!!"
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    "gimme a second, i'll find your hitbox."
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Zig+Oct 30 2003, 09:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Oct 30 2003, 09:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "gimme a second, i'll find your hitbox." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Best. Quote Ever.


    Mostly because for too many "marines' they just can't find that "hitbox"


    Haf haf.
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  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Zig+Oct 30 2003, 08:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Oct 30 2003, 08:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "gimme a second, i'll find your hitbox." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    winnar. I still like my 'I'm in squad five' pickup line though <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited October 2003
    lol thx


    edit: the squad five one wasn't hilarious, but it's definitely the most slick, of all of em.
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  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Zig+Oct 30 2003, 08:40 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Oct 30 2003, 08:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Necro-+Oct 30 2003, 02:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Necro- @ Oct 30 2003, 02:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> guess im the only short one

    5'2

    :'(


    btw wheres teh picz0r  <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    hey necro!

    i'm 5'3". no worries. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    woot a fellow shorteh!

    actually im 5'3 now and 132kg!

    or

    162cm and 60kg
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Jefe+Oct 30 2003, 08:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jefe @ Oct 30 2003, 08:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Hey baby, I'm in squad five." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    As MonsE says:

    "Squad five gets all the laaaaaydeeehhhhhssss"
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  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    Zig, remake the Forum Quote Gold book, and add these.
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Smoke Nova+Oct 31 2003, 03:14 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Smoke Nova @ Oct 31 2003, 03:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Zig, remake the Forum Quote Gold book, and add these. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i'm tired of looking for places to store my shiat without it getting deleted.

    i need more than a crappy 2mb, but for 20 mbs free i can't have my sites getting deleted all the time... >_>

    i'll think of something =\
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  • BlaqWolfBlaqWolf Join Date: 2002-10-28 Member: 1667Members
    edited October 2003
    *jumps on bandwagon*

    "how about i lork in your clorf?"

    "drop your medpacks"

    "bite me"

    edit: i stand corrected....
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