Is Your Son A Computer Hacker?

DOOManiac · October 2003

<div class="IPBDescription">yeah its old. bite me.</div>For those that haven't seen it, or at least those who haven't seen it in awhile:

<a href='http://www.sciaphobia.net/hacker.html' target='_blank'>Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?</a>

Very humorous. And before you nubs start flaming, yes it is a farse. And now since 20% won't know the meaning of the word farse, post away.

p.s. link stolen from coil's post on some other board about "swinging" of some form, probably the kind where you have multiple partners.

Confuzor · October 2003

What idiots. (I'm refering to the people who can't read satire)

Bogglesteinsky · October 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

lmfao

SoulSkorpion · October 2003

*groan*

Wasn't funny the first time...

SkulkBait · October 2003

That was mildly amusing, the link jokes made it worth while. My favorite was that the <a href='http://www.lunix.com/' target='_blank'>illegal hacker operation system</a> was programmed by a <a href='http://www.goldeneye.com/julian/boris.html' target='_blank'>Soviet computer hacker</a>. Though that whole linux section did make me a bit nervous... what if some moron believed that **** and propogated it?.... No, wait <a href='http://www.microsoft.com' target='_blank'>Somebody</a> already does.

Mullet · October 2003

lol i remember those...

ANeM · October 2003

Actually.. I've found that I use to make pretty much all those requests.. but that was way before I even made an attempt to ever hack. and even then it was just a "game" so to speak.. some website. Forgot the exact url, something like try2hack.nl
Hack your way from one level to another. Easy enough concept. Find the password. Move on to next level. Find that password. move on to next level.
It was fun, but I never got past the 3 level...

Afr · October 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

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hahaha

CommunistWithAGun · October 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Oct 24 2003, 02:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> For those that haven't seen it, or at least those who haven't seen it in awhile:

<a href='http://www.sciaphobia.net/hacker.html' target='_blank'>Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?</a>

Very humorous. And before you nubs start flaming, yes it is a farse. And now since 20% won't know the meaning of the word farse, post away.

p.s. link stolen from coil's post on some other board about "swinging" of some form, probably the kind where you have multiple partners.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
ROFL

CommunistWithAGun · October 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

HAHAHHAHAHA

Thansal · October 2003

oh that is SO WONDERFUL

sent it right off to my parents <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'> (note my dad is a CS prof and my mom is computer literate)

btw, for a fun 'hacking game' try out slyfx.com

its realy fun <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'> (the later levels require knowledge of programing, but up untill then any of you should have a caek walk <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>)

DiscoZombie · October 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors...They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this).</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
...............................

Smoke_Nova · October 2003

That was humorous.

and true.

cuz y'know, Lunix is full of monsters.

Linux is not.

BlackMage · October 2003

omg h4x0r!

Zig · October 2003

/me bites DOOManiac

OttoDestruct · October 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Z.X. Bogglesteinsky @ Oct 24 2003, 03:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

lmfao  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Oh my. I'd better return mine then. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

Is Your Son A Computer Hacker?

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