Would This Prank Work?

InussInuss Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10558Members
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Just thought this up, me and a friend have been waging war against eachother and I just thought up this prank. He owns huge, white van that he drives to school everyday.

Slightly crack an egg and tie string around it. Tape end of string to correctly measure spot on van. When van starts moving, egg rolls off the back, catches on the string, and comes back, gooping up one window. (still want the poor sap to be able to see behind him in rear view mirror) would this work? The van is huge and he wont see the egg on top.
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet! Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    don't use tape.



    or use... really really good tape.
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  • antifreezeantifreeze The guy with the goods! Join Date: 2003-05-12 Member: 16232Members, Constellation
    even easier. Wait till he sets off then throw eggs at his van while he drives off.
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  • MelatoninMelatonin Babbler Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14551Members, Constellation
    or, even better yet, cut the break lines, and replace the airbags with baskets of eggs!!!!
    imagine the look on his face as he ploughs into the car infront, only to be pelted in the kisser with an array of eggs...

    mel, you criminal genious, youv done it again ;D
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  • ThoraXThoraX Join Date: 2003-06-19 Member: 17519Members
    use duct-tape or sometthing, and multiple eggs. 1 egg wont goop the window up enough. I say have 2-3 eggs. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    good prank btw. very origional to me. I can only see 1 problem. if he starts off slow, then the egg might not roll back, because the egg's momentum would be able to become similar/equal to the van's momentum. If he's the kind of guy who speeds off down the street liek he's trying to escape from murderers in his house, then i dont see that as a problem. Good luck. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • InussInuss Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10558Members
    um......ok.....last time I place any ideas here. I think I'll just post on artwork forum with a nice picture instead.....
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  • TorgoTorgo Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11626Members
    Why stop with just eggs? In my opinion, a well placed car bomb is the *ultimate* prank to pull on your friends. Blow the car up in a fiery inferno...hilarity ensues!
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  • antifreezeantifreeze The guy with the goods&#33; Join Date: 2003-05-12 Member: 16232Members, Constellation
    take out his air bag, replace it with mace cans. Then set it up so when he brakes the cans spray mace in his face!!!11122
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  • homerxhomerx Join Date: 2003-04-01 Member: 15094Members
    Take some raw potatos, and jam them in his exhaust. His engine will break down pretty soon and he will be thinking, "WTH!!1" <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SariselSarisel .::&#39; ( O ) &#39;;:-. .-.:;&#39; ( O ) &#39;::. Join Date: 2003-07-30 Member: 18557Members, Constellation
    He'd have to accelerate <b>really</b> slow if the egg was to stay on the same spot.. the surface of the egg is not flat, and the coefficient of friction between the egg and the van is quite low (unless the van needs a new paintjob)
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  • Cr-ckCr-ck Join Date: 2003-09-14 Member: 20873Members
    edited October 2003
    Take off his tires...He will never notice!! When he gets off to check his engine he will need to a call a mechanic.






    *im jk*

    Edit: That prank might not work...If he hits a bump there goes the egg
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  • Dr_ShaggyDr_Shaggy Join Date: 2002-09-26 Member: 1340Members, Constellation
    Bunch of clowns, all of them... Yeah I think this could work. The innertia of the egg will want to keep it at stopped position but van will take off rolling the egg towards the back like you planned. The acceleration of the van, however, shouldnt be enough to keep it in the air after it clears the back of the van and should have it hang off the back. Whether it'll have enought force to break back there remains to be seen i suppose. Idealy he'd have to accelerate quickly from the stopped position for this to work properly, and in a straight line. Might want to wait until he's parked facing out (ie, didnt back it into spot).
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  • LukinLukin Join Date: 2003-08-23 Member: 20098Members
    Put a balloon full of purple paint under his backtire.
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  • homerxhomerx Join Date: 2003-04-01 Member: 15094Members
    Or better yet, buy some tire tacks and place them nicely so that all 4 of his tires will get flat.

    Then when he goes out of his van to check what had happened, throw some <b>eggs</b> at him.

    See, you can still <b>egg</b> him. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Melatonin+Oct 11 2003, 02:40 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Melatonin @ Oct 11 2003, 02:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> or, even better yet, cut the break lines, and replace the airbags with baskets of eggs!!!!
    imagine the look on his face as he ploughs into the car infront, only to be pelted in the kisser with an array of eggs...

    mel, you criminal genious, youv done it again ;D <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i cant believe nobody said this yet...

    that would leave him with egg on his face!
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  • Siberian_DingoSiberian_Dingo Join Date: 2003-01-15 Member: 12326Members
    the bast car parnk i've seen, is when my one of my uncels conected a wire from the spark pulg if the engine to the crack in the drivers seat. he then placed a grounding wire fromt he cracked seat to the frame of the car. when my other uncle started the car, he was electricuted on the but and the keys fromt hr ignition till he could gain his sense and turn off the car.
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  • FreaqFreaq Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18404Members
    The egg prank works wonderfully <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> .
    Just make sure the egg is securely fastened.
    And don't bother cracking it, cause it works the same and it may break before the car starts.

    -Tested and qualified by Freaq.
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  • Daza4Daza4 Kerc Kasha Join Date: 2003-04-06 Member: 15233Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Siberian Dingo+Oct 10 2003, 10:58 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Siberian Dingo @ Oct 10 2003, 10:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> the bast car parnk i've seen, is when my one of my uncels conected a wire from the spark pulg if the engine to the crack in the drivers seat. he then placed a grounding wire fromt he cracked seat to the frame of the car. when my other uncle started the car, he was electricuted on the but and the keys fromt hr ignition till he could gain his sense and turn off the car. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    omg HAHAHAHAHHA best prank EVAR
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  • FreaqFreaq Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18404Members
    edited October 2003
    On the otha hand, a "Bomb" prank would be nice. Stick a fake bomb somwhere he won't notice until he's started the car and its moving. Then stick a note somwhere he won't notice until he's started the car and its moving. In the note, put "Theres a bomb in this van. If you go below XXmph/kmph it will trigger the bomb."
    Next, go to the TV, turn on to whateva news channel you watch. And watch the idiot run around with cops behind him. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    Doesn't egg harm a paint job? Not very nice if you ask me.
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Freaq+Oct 10 2003, 10:35 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Freaq @ Oct 10 2003, 10:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> On the otha hand, a "Bomb" prank would be nice. Stick a fake bomb somwhere he won't notice until he's started the car and its moving. Then stick a note somwhere he won't notice until he's started the car and its moving. In the note, put "Theres a bomb in this van. If you go below XXmph/kmph it will trigger the bomb."
    Next, go to the TV, turn on to whateva news channel you watch. And watch the idiot run around with cops behind him. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    you scare me
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  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    Will you be relieved if I punch him for you next time I go to school and happen to see him??

    As for the egg....just make sure the shell is slightly cracked,because if it is too cracked,it would break off and goop the car too easily,but not too little or else the egg will have a higer rate of goopin failure,which you don't want
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  • eViL_tHe_CaTeViL_tHe_CaT Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18799Members
    condom(s) on exhaust pipe held tight with ductape.
    those things can really inflate.
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  • FreaqFreaq Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18404Members
    edited October 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--eViL tHe CaT+Oct 11 2003, 03:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eViL tHe CaT @ Oct 11 2003, 03:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> condom(s) on exhaust pipe held tight with ductape.
    those things can really inflate. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ROFL, congrats on your 50th post. *Imaging a guy in a van with an inflated condom sticking out of his exaust pipe..........*
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    best one is to get loads of little paper circles from the hole punch and put them in his car vents. set it up so the fan comes on when you start the engine (dont want him to be distracted) and watch the chaos
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  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    This is something i've HEARD works but never gotten around to trying it myself.
    Get a can of shaving foam and put it in the freezer for 24 hours.
    When its completely frozen solid use a hacksaw or similar to slice the top of the
    can off. (The bit with the nozzle type thingy). Then place the can in your friend's
    van (under a seat or somewhere he won't notice at frist glance).
    Eventually the frozen foam reacts with the air as it thaws, and can apparently
    fill a car with expanded foam.

    I think that should win your little war <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--eViL tHe CaT+Oct 11 2003, 07:54 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eViL tHe CaT @ Oct 11 2003, 07:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> condom(s) on exhaust pipe held tight with ductape.
    those things can really inflate. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Damn, beat me too it. But I can improve upon it though. Half fill it with something (use your imagination) and <i>then</i> tape it on. Not only will he will he **** himself everyone else nearby will be covered with it's contents. They will not be very happy at him.
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--DY357LX+Oct 11 2003, 11:01 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DY357LX @ Oct 11 2003, 11:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This is something i've HEARD works but never gotten around to trying it myself.
    Get a can of shaving foam and put it in the freezer for 24 hours.
    When its completely frozen solid use a hacksaw or similar to slice the top of the
    can off. (The bit with the nozzle type thingy). Then place the can in your friend's
    van (under a seat or somewhere he won't notice at frist glance).
    Eventually the frozen foam reacts with the air as it thaws, and can apparently
    fill a car with expanded foam.

    I think that should win your little war <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Woohoo, I'm going to try this one. Probably not in a car though; I'd hate to make someone clean that out of all the nooks and crannies.
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    sorry, but Bogglesteinsky has teh win =P simple, non-destructive, and still hilarious.
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  • 2_of_Eight2_of_Eight Join Date: 2003-08-20 Member: 20016Members
    What if the car backs up? He'll get egg on the front <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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