Baboons Are Invading!

X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">Only the penguins can help us!</div> It's true my friends. The secret war between my penguins and the evil baboons is no longer secret. Last night, the baboon army invaded southern England. A shock, i know. They have set up bases in london, eastbourne and various other southernly places i have forgotten about.

The main fact is, friends, the penguins are going to lose. Oh, we've got our ice planes and our Icicle Launchers, but they're nothing compared to the baboon's Bannana Cannons and Coconut Grenades. While the penguins fight to the death on the front lines of southern england, the baboons are bringing in reserves. From the ammount of baboons and equipment being brought together on the west side of southern england, we have reason to believe that they will soon try and invade eastern america.

So, my friends, it comes to this: Pick your sides. Be you Penguins, and on the side of good and ice. Or be you baboons, and on the side of red **** and.... bannanas.

Remember, we need you!

Choose.

Comments

  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    O_o ..... when did you escape from the mental hospital ?
  • Josiah_BartletJosiah_Bartlet Join Date: 2002-07-04 Member: 880Members, Constellation
    I live in the South of England and nothing like that has happened.
  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Josiah Bartlet+Oct 8 2003, 06:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Josiah Bartlet @ Oct 8 2003, 06:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I live in the South of England and nothing like that has happened. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's just what they want you to think.
  • Josiah_BartletJosiah_Bartlet Join Date: 2002-07-04 Member: 880Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Aegeri+Oct 8 2003, 11:41 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aegeri @ Oct 8 2003, 11:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Josiah Bartlet+Oct 8 2003, 06:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Josiah Bartlet @ Oct 8 2003, 06:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I live in the South of England and nothing like that has happened. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's just what they want you to think. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    We are at war with the Penguins, we have always been at war with the penguins.

    Long live Big Brother!
  • NarfNarf Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2609Members
    I shall side with the Baboons. They are clearly technologically superior, and therefore will crush the puny penguins.
  • ObliteraterObliterater Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9652Members
    The penguins and I shall fight to the death! The evil Baboons will never take me alive! <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    <!--QuoteBegin---]sonic[-+Oct 9 2003, 01:29 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-]sonic[- @ Oct 9 2003, 01:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> O_o ..... when did you escape from the mental hospital ? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    *allies with the neutral Antelope Party*
  • BlaqWolfBlaqWolf Join Date: 2002-10-28 Member: 1667Members
    [Hops on the Stupid Train]ah ha, my friend! the baboons don't have close to the money the penguins have! baboons have a lot of grunts and some nice weaponry, but they're nothing compared to the penguins' awesome ice bomb technology. and just wait for the ice-sabers! they're coming! as for america, we've already set up a defensive perimeter made primarily out of banana traps! that should hold em off long enough for the nuclear bombs![/Hops off the Stupid Train]

    okay i'm done
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    The giraffes are getting violent.
  • homerxhomerx Join Date: 2003-04-01 Member: 15094Members
    You people scare me....
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    Yea....well...


    LADYBUGS ARE INVADING MY ROOM! ...I'm not kidding either. I went to get my dinner, one freaking attacked my arm, then 4 others landed on me. On my way back to my room there was only one.

    Then in my room tonight, 3 ladybugs have been on my ceiling so far. A ton are in the hall by the door. They're really annoying me.




    ...The baboons don't stand a chance agains the all powerful ladybugs (neither do the penguins).
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    are you in Ohio? A friend of mine who goes to Oberlin just said the same thing...
  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--homerx+Oct 8 2003, 08:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (homerx @ Oct 8 2003, 08:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You people scare me.... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's not only that it's scary. It's dumb too.

    I'm going to side with penguins. FFRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDOOOMMMMM!

    ( i cried at that part of the movie .. come on, i was about 11 )
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    edited October 2003
    This reminds me of 'Nam....
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    how many tours? lol <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->


    this is like... the transformers beast wars version of pirates vs ninjas.

    lock plz.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Narf+Oct 8 2003, 06:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Narf @ Oct 8 2003, 06:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I shall side with the Baboons. They are clearly technologically superior, and therefore will crush the puny penguins. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Baboons, faboons....



    The penguins have the ultimate warrior.



    T.U.X
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  • ShootBangShootBang Join Date: 2003-06-11 Member: 17209Members
    edited October 2003
    I was going to say baboon, for their agressiveness, but how can I compete with that awesome penguin!!

    Go Penguins, GO!!!
  • GrimmGrimm Join Date: 2003-04-13 Member: 15448Members
    I did a report on penguins and the ecosystem they live in and what they eat and all sorts of other random stuff when I was in the 4th grade, so I think I'll side with them.
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    At last, someone believes me!

    It is not only Baboons we have to worry about--but household appliances! Trust me, the Appliance Force (composed of penguins and ducks) is doing the best it can, but lately, activity from the Blender group has been rising.

    Fear not, for the Appliance Force is on your side! However, we will need backup from your penguins!


    <i>The Appliance Force: Saving the world, one blender at a time! </i>
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    edited October 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Pjofsky+Oct 8 2003, 10:11 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pjofsky @ Oct 8 2003, 10:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> At last, someone believes me!

    It is not only Baboons we have to worry about--but household appliances!  Trust me, the Appliance Force (composed of penguins and ducks) is doing the best it can, but lately, activity from the Blender group has been rising. 

    Fear not, for the Appliance Force is on your side!  However, we will need backup from your penguins!


    <i>The Appliance Force:  Saving the world, one blender at a time! </i> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol that reminds me of that one movie where the toaster, blanket, and lamp (there might be one more) go to find their "master" who left them when he moved. That movie was seriously my most favorite movie in the world when I was about 6 or 7 years old. I know I have it somwhere....Does anyone know the movie I'm talking about?

    /edit
    THE OTHER CHARACTER WAS A VACUUm!!!!
  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
    It is time to rally with our penguin brothers against the baboon horde!

    Drive the invaders back into the sea!!!
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    OMG I REMEMBER IT!! <u>THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER!</u>

    I'm going to go buy that movie tomorrow...I love that movie!!

    <img src='http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1558906150.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Mullet+Oct 9 2003, 05:31 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet @ Oct 9 2003, 05:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Pjofsky+Oct 8 2003, 10:11 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pjofsky @ Oct 8 2003, 10:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> At last, someone believes me!

    It is not only Baboons we have to worry about--but household appliances!  Trust me, the Appliance Force (composed of penguins and ducks) is doing the best it can, but lately, activity from the Blender group has been rising. 

    Fear not, for the Appliance Force is on your side!  However, we will need backup from your penguins!


    <i>The Appliance Force:  Saving the world, one blender at a time! </i> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol that reminds me of that one movie where the toaster, blanket, and lamp (there might be one more) go to find their "master" who left them when he moved. That movie was seriously my most favorite movie in the world when I was about 6 or 7 years old. I know I have it somwhere....Does anyone know the movie I'm talking about?

    /edit
    THE OTHER CHARACTER WAS A VACUUm!!!! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I SAW THAT.























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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    The brave little toaster.....that was a good ol' movie.

    I start a new clan....THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTERS!

    DAMN STRAIGHT! wwweewwtttt....the brave little toasters clan will rise to #1...you just watch and see!
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Some of you might not know that I do my sovial service in a psychatric clinic.
    Well, there's still free beds.

    <span style='color:red'>***Locked.***</span>
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