Solution To The Middle East Conflict

JammerJammer Join Date: 2002-06-03 Member: 728Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">I am so freaking smrat!</div> How many times do we need to post that picture?

SOLUTION TO THE ENTIRE CONFLICT
1. Destroy every Arab Nation.
2. Destroy Israel.
3. Relocate the people left to various parts of the US.

Put the Jews in the newly renamed Israeina and move the Arabs to Nebraskastan.

4. Sap the oil from the region and distribute its profits to Nebraskatan.

PROBLEM SOLVED! :-)

*This isn't serious, its a joke. Hence, offtopic and not discussion. Honestly, I think the idea of Israeina Nebraskastan is funny, so I wanted to do something with it. :-p

Comments

  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    are people STILL talking about iraq? stop living in the bloody past

    the issue now is whether or not arnie is going to win!
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Of course arnie won't win- why vote for him when we can vote for LOLFIGHTER as COMMANDER!
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    edited October 2003
    Blowing up Israel would be like blowing up an American state, the people there love America but hate democratic presidents.


    I disagree, Israel is our only allie in the region, its the only democracy in the whole of the Middle East, and its also the only place where everyone *AHEM* Jew or Arab, can vote equally as well as WOMAN.

    Israeli's aren't the cause of the violence that happens to them and them retaliating. Causeing more deaths, The middle eastern leaders are the ones to blame, they keep the people repressed, and repressed people get angry and look for people to blame in which government sponcered terrorist groups form.

    And of all the other countries Isreal is the only one that has paid its dets in full!
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Jammer+Oct 4 2003, 09:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jammer @ Oct 4 2003, 09:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> How many times do we need to post that picture?

    SOLUTION TO THE ENTIRE CONFLICT
    1. Destroy every Arab Nation.
    2. Destroy Israel.
    3. Relocate the people left to various parts of the US.

    Put the Jews in the newly renamed Israeina and move the Arabs to Nebraskastan.

    4. Sap the oil from the region and distribute its profits to Nebraskatan.

    PROBLEM SOLVED! :-)

    *This isn't serious, its a joke. Hence, offtopic and not discussion. Honestly, I think the idea of Israeina Nebraskastan is funny, so I wanted to do something with it. :-p <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I thought that WAS bush's policy. Hmm. <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    I don't see why they haven't done this. It can be justified by saying that we're getting rid of our nuclear arsenal.

    By using it.
  • JammerJammer Join Date: 2002-06-03 Member: 728Members, Constellation
    Hey, why don't we get the entire nuclear club to clean house on the middle east?

    -No WMDS
    -No war in the middle east.

    get some lead suits and start mining that black gold! :-)

    And communist: Bush's policy doesn't create the great state of Nebraskastan.
  • RyoOhkiRyoOhki Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12789Members
    In actual fact Jammer, this is possibly the only way the cycle of violence will end. There are enough extreamists on both sides to ensure that only with the destruction of one or both sides will the whole bloody war end. I've pondered the Israel-Arabic problem for years and the complete devestation of the region is the only way I can see that would result in peace.
  • Marine0IMarine0I Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8639Members, Constellation
    Small point Ryo - and being a war historian you probably already know this..... But isnt it really hard to make a quote in 1925 AND during ww1?
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
  • RyoOhkiRyoOhki Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12789Members
    The man in question was the commander of allied forces during the First World War. The quote itself was written by him in 1925. The point I was making by it is that he did not learn from history.

    I can make that more clear in the quote if you want, but I am running out of characters <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--TheInfragableKrunk+Oct 5 2003, 04:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TheInfragableKrunk @ Oct 5 2003, 04:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Blowing up Israel would be like blowing up an American state, the people there love America but hate democratic presidents.


    I disagree, Israel is our only allie in the region, its the only democracy in the whole of the Middle East, and its also the only place where everyone *AHEM* Jew or Arab, can vote equally as well as WOMAN.

    Israeli's aren't the cause of the violence that happens to them and them retaliating. Causeing more deaths, The middle eastern leaders are the ones to blame, they keep the people repressed, and repressed people get angry and look for people to blame in which government sponcered terrorist groups form.

    And of all the other countries Isreal is the only one that has paid its dets in full! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So reloacating 1000s of palestinians away for their homes and into camps against their will isn't wrong. Israel is nothing but a little bully that likes to hide behind it's bigger brother and it's nuclear weapons that is says it doesn't have. They are always playing the victim where they are the ones behaving like criminals.

    If the UK or France was to behave like this in this day and age there would be sanctions imposed against them and up roar at the UN over it.
  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    Stop thinking globally. It's not the country, it's the people dying nearly each day because of suicide bombings.

    That reminds me of people thinking America "deserves" what happened in 9-11 because they don't agree with some of Bush's policies.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--MrMojo+Oct 5 2003, 08:34 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MrMojo @ Oct 5 2003, 08:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Stop thinking globally. It's not the country, it's the people dying nearly each day because of suicide bombings.

    That reminds me of people thinking America "deserves" what happened in 9-11 because they don't agree with some of Bush's policies. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't think the people deserved to die, but I still feel the message needed to be conveyed
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
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    <span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span> will <u>always</u> hand out shirtguns when there is a Lork on the clorf!

    The death of <span style='color:green'>lolfighter's</span> computer one day after he posted that thread was completely unrelated to <span style='color:green'>lolfighter's</span> political agenda!

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  • AlexZelloAlexZello Join Date: 2008-02-17 Member: 63667Members
    What do you think of Obadiah Shoher's views on the Middle East conflict? One can argue, of course, that Shoher is ultra-right, but his followers are far from being a marginal group. Also, he rejects Jewish moralistic reasoning - that's alone is highly unusual for the Israeli right. And he is very influential here in Israel. So what do you think?
  • SkyrageSkyrage Join Date: 2003-08-27 Member: 20249Members
    Way to necro a thread.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Also, link or something? Did he write a book?
  • KungFuDiscoMonkeyKungFuDiscoMonkey Creator of ns_altair 日本福岡県 Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14555Members, NS1 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos
    Yeah, I'm thinking that if you want to discuss this it would be better discussed in the <a href="http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showforum=28" target="_blank">Discussion Forum</a>
    Locked due to 5 year thread necro
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