And now for something completely different

manahmanah Creator of ns_caged Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 60Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
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Aside from the threads where I had conversations with my self, the ‘something completely different’ thread was one of my favourites on the qworkshop3 forums I used to haunt.

If it’s pointless, humorous and generally a good old laff post it.

If it’s offensive, degrading, disgusting or p0rn don’t.

Heres some things to start with:

<b>Two witty little ditties.</b>

<a href="http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/halfabee.mp3" target="_blank">Classic Python.</a>

<a href="http://diffusion.sanffo.co.uk/~diffusion/craigpusslong.mp3" target="_blank">Craig David vs Bagpuss</a>

<b>An introduction to the warped mind of <a href="http://www.uncleclive.co.uk/" target="_blank">Uncle Clive</a>:</b>

<img src="http://www.uncleclive.co.uk/IMAGES/spaceinvadersgag3.gif" border="0">

<img src="http://www.uncleclive.co.uk/IMAGES/ifwomenmadevideogames.gif" border="0">
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  • ZaziZazi Join Date: 2002-05-26 Member: 672Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    You're just odd manah.  But you already knew that.   <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
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  • FamFam Diaper-Wearing Dog On A Ball Join Date: 2002-02-17 Member: 222Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Something that you probably have ALL seen before, but I refuse to let it die!

    <img src="http://www.box7.co.uk/ns/clinton.jpg" border="0">
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  • Morso_RodriguezMorso_Rodriguez Join Date: 2002-07-10 Member: 908Members
    Whats so funny Fam? LOL, I found it . . . that guy on the left with the beard looks FUNNY! HES SO OOOOOOLD!
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    was that uh, sarcasm? look at the man immediatly to the prez's right. er, from bills point of view its left. er. uh. GO AWAY!
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  • SlycasterSlycaster Limited Edition Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 24Members, NS1 Playtester
    the g-man is sexy.
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  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    Well, teh g-man IS a little easy to miss
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  • HBNayrHBNayr Join Date: 2002-07-13 Member: 930Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Legionnaired+Aug. 13 2002,15:18--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Legionnaired @ Aug. 13 2002,15:18)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Well, teh g-man IS a little easy to miss<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    But that's what makes it so funny!

    I don't really have anything too terribly funny, but I do have <a href="http://www.sluggy.com" target="_blank">this</a>.  <a href="http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=970825&mode=weekly" target="_blank">Start here.</a>

    -Ryan!

    In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the name it bears. Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important respects, what they seem to be.
    -- Hubert H. Humphrey
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  • GazaarGazaar Join Date: 2002-03-31 Member: 366Banned
    Lol it took me a few seconds to realize the g-man was in there, I was looking at what could be Bill's left hand but I think is a flag or something, it looks like a sideways hand..I dunno, then I saw the g-man
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  • Morso_RodriguezMorso_Rodriguez Join Date: 2002-07-10 Member: 908Members
    that was *sarcasm*

    but you have to admit the bearded guy on the left is hilarious
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  • MutantMFMMutantMFM Join Date: 2002-07-27 Member: 1005Members
    Actually the gman fits right into that pic right next to Bill Clinton. <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
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  • RhoadsToNowhereRhoadsToNowhere i r 8 Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 33Members
    Perpetrated by my own hand:
    <img src="http://www.rpi.edu/~goetzm/screenies/ddw.gif" border="0">
    Slow, sludgy RPG + fast, mindless beat-em-up = Double Dragon Warrior!

    <img src="http://www.rpi.edu/~goetzm/screenies/paranoid.gif" border="0">
    Ever feel like you're being watched?

    <img src="http://www.rpi.edu/~goetzm/screenies/pstmario.gif" border="0">
    "Thank you Mario, but our Princess is in another castle!"
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  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    <a href="http://www.montypython.net/scriptsindexA-M.php" target="_blank">A to M</a> and <a href="http://www.montypython.net/scriptsindexN-Z.php" target="_blank">N to Z</a>.

    Every Monty Python sketch, skit, movie and song is here along with all the trimmings. I've got the lot on my PocketPC just in case I need a quick quote:

    "
    John Cleese: Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through 'Rogue Herrys' by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish.

    Michael Palin: Peckish, sir?

    John Cleese: Esuriant.

    Michael Palin: Eh?

    John Cleese: 'Ee Ah wor 'ungry-like!

    Michael Palin: Ah, hungry!

    John Cleese: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick', so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!

    Michael Palin: Come again?

    John Cleese: I want to buy some cheese.
    "

    And later in that sketch:

    "
    Michael Palin: Ah! We have Camembert, yessir.

    John Cleese: (suprised) You do! Excellent.

    Michael Palin: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...

    John Cleese: Oh, I like it runny.

    Michael Palin: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.

    John Cleese: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!

    Michael Palin: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.

    John Cleese: "<a href="http://www.montypython.net/cgi-bin/dl2/sketches.cgi?cheese2.wav" target="_blank">I don't care how ####### runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.</a>
    "

    Bloody funny, you just gotta imagine it with a English accent.

    --Scythe--
    <a href="mailto:the_only_scythe@subdimension.com">the_only_scythe@subdimension.com</a>
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  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    More Monty Python Fun:

    ---------

    (Mr. Bertenshaw and his sick wife arrive at a hospital.)

    Doctor: Mr. Bertenshaw?

    Mr. B: Me, Doctor.

    Doctor: No, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw.

    Mr. B: My wife, doctor...

    Doctor: No, your wife patient.

    Sister: Come with me, please.

    Mr. B: Me, Sister?

    Doctor: No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw.

    Nurse: Dr. Walters?

    Doctor: Me, nurse...You Mr. Bertenshaw, she Sister, you doctor.

    Sister: No, doctor.

    Doctor: No Doctor? Call ambulance, keep warm.

    Nurse: Drink, doctor?

    Doctor: Drink doctor, eat Sister, cook Mr. Bertenshaw, nurse me!

    Nurse: You, doctor?

    Doctor: ME doctor!! You Mr. Bertenshaw. She Sister!

    Mr. B: But my wife, nurse...

    Doctor: Your wife not nurse. She nurse, your wife patient. Be patient, she nurse your wife. Me doctor, you tent, you tree, you Tarzan, me Jane, you Trent, you Trillo...me doctor!

    --------

    Tee hee hee
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  • JammerJammer Join Date: 2002-06-03 Member: 728Members, Constellation
    What if the G-Man wore a G-String on the G-Block segment of the Fox Report? <G>
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  • ZcaliberZcaliber Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 93Members
    Hey! that first screenshot is from Miracle Warriors! (asides from that Double dragon boss). That was the first RPG I ever played!

    Sega master system = Love!

    Edit: Erhm... no it is'nt... stupid Z! Stupid stupid!
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