Vote Lolfighter For Commander!

lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
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Cheerful Male Narrator (CMN): "Yes, <span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span> is the future of this One Server under God! But what can <span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span> do for you?"

<span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span>: "Gun laws are ridiculous! Every man needs to protect his home from the vicious kharaa menace! Free HMGs for everyone!"

Crowd in the Streets: *cheer*

Family Mom: "I'm concerned about the safety of my children. What if they get hit by the school bus, or some kid dunks their head in the toilet? What can <span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span> do for my family?"

<span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span>: "Fear not! Free Heavy Armor with your breakfast cereal!"

CMN: "<span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span> is a military genius, with a long, decorated career! During the siege of Hera, his brilliant strategy of feeding the Onos <span style='font-size:5pt;line-height:100%'>marines</span> until they exploded allowed him to lead the TSA troops to glorious victory!"

Corporate Lapdog: "The industry is struggling. We are under attack by foreign economic interests. How can <span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span> help us protect local industry?"

<span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span>: "Do not fret!" *electrifies rt* "Our industry is secure!"

Corporate Lapdog: *dances on the table*

CMN: "After the siege of Hera, <span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span> also helped organize the cleanup operation!"

Cleanup Crew: "Eeeww, what is this gooey..."

CMN: "Onward!"

*cue pictures of grassy meadows filled with flowers, snow-covered mountains, sunny beaches*

CMN: "<span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span> is also concerned about the environment! For the first time in human history, <span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span> has made it possible for chimneys to <i>suck in their own smoke</i>!"

*cue movie of chimneys <i>sucking in their own smoke</i> that has no likeness whatsoever with a tape of chimneys belching out smoke running backwards*

CMN: "When the battle of Bast resulted in the horrible horrible defeat of the TSA forces, <span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span> unfortunately was not present! <span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span> will make sure that similar disasters will never ever happen again!"

<span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span>: "My brilliant strategy of placing a turret farm for every thirty feet will cause the kharaa to flee in terror <span style='font-size:5pt;line-height:100%'>or crash the server</span>!"

CMN: "Yes, <span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span> can do all this and more <b>for you!</b> <u>Vote <span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span> for Commander!</u> It's the only sensible choice!"

Cleanup Crew: "Oh look, I found a hipbone..."
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  • JavertJavert Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15954Members
    edited September 2003
    LOL. Very funny commentary (reminding of "Starship Troopers" novel). You should post this in FanFic though. I'm sure they'd like it too as well as fitting the topic better.
    Well Written.
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--lolfighter+Sep 22 2003, 01:48 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ Sep 22 2003, 01:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> CMN: "<span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span> is a military genius, with a long, decorated career! During the siege of Hera, his brilliant strategy of feeding the Onos <span style='font-size:5pt;line-height:100%'>marines</span> until they exploded allowed him to lead the TSA troops to glorious victory!"

    CMN: "<span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span> is also concerned about the environment! For the first time in human history, <span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span> has made it possible for chimneys to <i>suck in their own smoke</i>!"

    *cue movie of chimneys <i>sucking in their own smoke</i> that has no likeness whatsoever with a tape of chimneys belching out smoke running backwards*

    <span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span>: "My brilliant strategy of placing a turret farm for every thirty feet will cause the kharaa to flee in terror <span style='font-size:5pt;line-height:100%'>or crash the server</span>!"
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    lolzor!!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Very funny and something creative.

    Great to see you are carrying out the campain aganst the "weapons of mass digestion". <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    edited September 2003
    <span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span>: "Weapons of Mass Digestion are a threat to the security of this entire server! Do not vote for Al <u>Gore</u>!"
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    Well, you've got my vote <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    right. im going down to that ballot box and putting a big cross by tony blair to make sure he doesnt get it.

    Vote LOLFIGHTER
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  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    Heh, quite an amusing little script there.... got my vote <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    I WANT FREE HEAVY ARMOUR!!!

    But what about job security?

    Or medical care?

    Or Road maintenance?
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  • Dirty_Harry_PotterDirty_Harry_Potter Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9500Members
    well health care will prolly be sorted out with some Voogru Haxx...
    and road Maintaince the welders will take care of <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Fighter you get my vote <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    - "im doing my part" <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • TyrNemesisTyrNemesis trigger_CUT&#33; Join Date: 2003-09-17 Member: 20942Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    Well, lolfighter, as long as you keep to your promise of giving me all the Marines who're too crippled for combat to use in my human\kharaa breeding program, you've got my vote. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    C'mere, Beast, we have to get 'researching' O_o
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  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    Come near me and I'll rip your spine out and then beat you to death with it <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
    Vote superskulk for commander! And um, be in a totaly equal society!
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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Vote lolfighter for commander! Then make sure you don't join the marines!
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  • XzilenXzilen Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11642Members, Constellation
    Oh sheesh, I guess this is fine, I certainely needed the humor =)
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    RECALL LOLFIGHTER! Arnie for comm!
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    edited October 2003
    <span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span>: "OttoDestruct made his post number one-thousand-three-hundred and thirty-seven during MY CAMPAIGN! Vote <span style='color:green'>lolfighter</span> for comm! Eject Arnold!

    <span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>And thanks for resurrecting the thread. Now the world is mine!</span>
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  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    And I too will post in here again, when I am "elite". I still got 16 to go. 15 now <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    But lolfighter, what about insurance for battel wounded marines?
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    A little off topic (ha ha ha ha), but I wonder how good a comm Arnie would actually be? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • BeRzErKeRBeRzErKeR Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13691Members
    edited October 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--SoulSkorpion+Oct 17 2003, 09:51 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Oct 17 2003, 09:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> A little off topic (ha ha ha ha), but I wonder how good a comm Arnie would actually be? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    He would terminate the aliens, of course.
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  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    Wouldn't stand a chance against superskulk ^^ We all know that.
    Vote superskulk for commander! And live in a totaly equal society! <span style='font-size:5pt;line-height:100%'>Because you are all food</span>
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    What's your policy on equal opportunities? It's blatant discrimination that you don't let kharra join the TSA.

    *votes for superskulk*

    Oh, and when are you going to get that tram on the Bast station working? The public transport on NS maps is terrible.
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  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    Vote Beast! he's a Kharaan n@zi!
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  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    SmokeNova Posted: Oct 17 2003, 11:59 AM

    Hive Queen


    Group: Members
    Posts: "elite"
    Member No.: 8697
    Joined: 15-November 02


    I R "elite" now. I vote for Beast!
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--SmokeNova+Oct 17 2003, 12:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SmokeNova @ Oct 17 2003, 12:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> SmokeNova Posted: Oct 17 2003, 11:59 AM

    Hive Queen


    Group: Members
    Posts: "elite"
    Member No.: 8697
    Joined: 15-November 02


    I R "elite" now. I vote for Beast! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well now that you posted that, you arn't <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    Beast would get impeached due to an affair with a ferai.
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  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    I was about to ask whom I would be cheating on for this supposed affair to be true, but I probably Don't want to know. <span style='font-size:0pt;line-height:100%'>I won't tell either so har! It's not like ferai and skulks are so different anyway.</span>
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  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    You'd be cheating on Cforrester <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    Haha! Good one lolfighter. This gave me a good chuckle. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    edited October 2003
    Lolfighter has my vote. Recent Gallump polls show lolfighter leading Beast by nearly thirty points*!



    <span style='font-size:7.1pt;line-height:100%'>*poll not actually conducted all results fake</span>
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  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    Vote Superskulk for commander and recieve a free plushie gorge!!! <span style='font-size:0pt;line-height:100%'>Plushie gorge may or may not exist</span>
    Oh yeah and freedom for the Kharaa and Ferai <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Cartman2beCartman2be Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21103Members
    Superskulk gets my vote.. as hes in my clan -.- + he's pwns <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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