~the Continental~

Zig

<div class="IPBDescription">Christopher Walken is the greatest.</div> he's hosted SNL 7 times, and i'm sure he's done the continental at least 4 times if not every time.

god..

omg i'll have quotes later, i'm just letting this stew in my head.

my god, it's all so f*cking hilarious.

WOWEE WOW! WOWEE WOW-WOW-WOW!!!

edit: some errors 'cause i was in hysterics

Zig

cmon you silly fockers, i really hope you know what i'm talking about.

if you don't, you've been deprived of some of the funniest chits ever written, ever performed.

Liku

I like the "Cow Bell" skit.

Dubbilex

Sorry Zig. Christopher Walkin sucks. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

DiscoZombie

No, Zig's right -- The Continental is the best thing SNL has had since the days of Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi... some of them, anyway...

Legionnaired

Continental > you.

p4Samwise

all < Continental

dr_d

'Please sit, have some shampanya"

"Auroma Therapy..." "....jasmin....nice eh?" "Sandlewood...." ".....Choloroform" *punch*

Zig

edit: sorry, samwise. i had a feeling you could never say something like "continental sucks". i still loved you.. but now i love you as never before. watch your bum.

'pology 'ccepted, dubs.

MonsieurEvil

"My bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, young DOE."

Priceless

Sirus

I've got a fever (pronounced feva), and the only prescription is more cowbell.

dr_d

/me starts doing his bad Christopher Walken impression

Dubblex, my friend, what you don't realize- is this. Even if you think- thaat I suck, if I were to ever meet you- on the street, I could <i>tear</i> out your eyeballs and do shadow puppets- <i>in</i> your skull and the people they wouldn't <i>care</i> no because I'm- Christopher Walken and you are just a lowly, little, <i>worm</i>- my friend. They would ask me for my- autograph while your brain sludge still <i>oozed</i> from my fingers, so why don't you do- us a favor and <i>go</i> back to your minimum wage job at- Mc<i>Donalds</i> and leave the insults at the door.

Gadzuko

Zig, < means "is less than". All < Continental. That's good <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

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*shudders at the mere mention of <a href='http://www.theonion.com/onion3929/gigli_focus_groups.html' target='_blank'>that movie</a>*

Oh, and Dr. D, that was priceless. Cool points for you.

Liku

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LOL! My friend has that classic skit on his computer.

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HEY! That's my thing! *Cries* ~_^

Zig

mods, for the sake of the classics, leave this be, please.

<span style='color:gray'><b>the way your dad looked at it, this watch was yuh <i>birthright</i>... 'e'd be <i>damned</i> if any'a da slopes was gonna get deh greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright.... so he <i>hid</i> it - in the one place he knew he could hide something - 'is <i>a'ss</i>. five long years, he wore this watch up his a'ss. then, when 'e died of dysentery, he gave me da watch. i hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my a'ss fer two years. then, after seven years, i was sent home to my family. and <i>now,</i> liddle man, I give da watch to you.</b></span>

edit: tripod you can rot in hell i'm stealing your image.

hail capt. koons.

Dubbilex

Wow. It seems like my sense of humor is broked today - I can't make a simple joking jab to save my life. I repeat - I was being facetious. No insult was actually intended. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->

Sorry to those who I've...<i>offended?</i>

Zig

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pardzh

I would be devastated... if you did not join me for one glass of fine shawm-pawnyuh...

God Christopher Walken has to be my favorite actor ever, he's just so hilarious. Anyone see him in the movie Joe Dirt? The part where the big tough guy is threatening Joe Dirt and Walken scares him off is so funny.

"If you ever talk to my friend like that again... I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron..."

tbZBeAst

I have to agree Mr. Walken is ace. See the effect of stretching skin over a skull? That is Mr Walken.


Don'cha hate it though when people use punchlines from stuff you've never seen? Makes no sense. A sequence of random non-sequiters,

Majin

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LOL
I was just going to post this, I knew Duff would beat me too it!

LOL I love that guy!

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He should run for governor of California
"If.. you don't.. VOTE fo me, I, I am afrade I might have to... hurt you."

Zig

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LOL
I was just going to post this, I knew Duff would beat me too it!

LOL I love that guy!

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He should run for governor of California
"If.. you don't.. VOTE fo me, I, I am afrade I might have to... hurt you." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
augh... i would be so <i>torn</i> having to decide between capt. koons and theh teuhminaetah.

but eventually i think i would vote walken.

pardzh

I would definitely vote Walken, yeah.

Anyone see the roast of Dennis Leary? Walken's taped roast of him was hilarious.

Morrik

<!--QuoteBegin--Zig+Aug 24 2003, 09:36 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Aug 24 2003, 09:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> cmon you silly fockers, i really hope you know what i'm talking about.

if you don't, you've been deprived of some of the funniest chits ever written, ever performed. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Don't bump, get banned. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->

Christopher Walken is a great actor indeed and one of my favorites. I look forward to viewing him in the new movie with "<b>The Rock</b>" in it.

dr_d

back by popular demand (not really) my bad imitation of Christopher Walken

Halloh. A've come here today to- talk about the idea that I'm some sort of <i>eval</i> person. This- just isn' true, listen I'm a <i>nice guy</i>, I help my neighbor with her- groceriers when she goes shopping at the Ralph's <i>super</i>market, I have- a rose garden in the <i>back</i>yard and I <i>luv</i> watching the- sunsets. Jus because I might <i>stab</i> and <i>gouge</i> the eyes of the person that- looks at me funneh with a rusty- screw<i>driva</i>, doesn't make me a <i>bad</i> man does it?

Morrik

<!--QuoteBegin--dr.d+Aug 26 2003, 04:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Aug 26 2003, 04:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> back by popular demand (not really) my bad imitation of Christopher Walken

Halloh. A've come here today to- talk about the idea that I'm some sort of <i>eval</i> person. This- just isn' true, listen I'm a <i>nice guy</i>, I help my neighbor with her- groceriers when she goes shopping at the Ralph's <i>super</i>market, I have- a rose garden in the <i>back</i>yard and I <i>luv</i> watching the- sunsets. Jus because I might <i>stab</i> and <i>gouge</i> the eyes of the person that- looks at me funneh with a rusty- screw<i>driva</i>, doesn't make me a <i>bad</i> man does it? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Golden... simply golden.

Zig

nice to see some walken fans around!

i'm gonna do a search in a little bit for some "The Continental" .wavs. if anyone wants to do it before i do it, go ahead.